*Fade in to Orochi-O's Inc, a familiar building for a PW-W promo. And a familiar sight awaits those who have clicked this link as none other then the PW-W "Kaiser of Chaos", Kaiser Wilhe...OrochiGeese is facing the camera with a concerned look in his eyes.*
OG: "I know we've had our...share of problems. I've certainly come across in a way that perhaps was a bit selfish. I've done things that maybe I've grown to regret. But today is a new day and I'm here with a great opportunity for you."
*Wait, huh? Is Geese actually talking to the PW-W audience through the camera or is...
NO! The angle of the scene changes ever so slightly and we see that Geese was talking to a young man! Hey that young man looks familiar, who does he resemble? Perhaps his older sister, OG-Joshi World Champion Holly Walker!? Yes, that he does! And its revealed (by me) that OrochiGeese is speaking with pro wrestling rookie SENSATION, Kyle Walker!*
Kyle: "Geese...I know why you did what you did with the Curs. You tried to make me stronger. But when you brought in Pumu-"
OG: "Kyle, that's in the past. Let us move forwards. I already apologized to your sister for how I treated the situation and I'm extending the same courtesy to you. Apology is not an art I have mastered nor is it one I practice often, so I suggest you make do and listen to what I have to say now. For I have a grand opportunity for you."
Kyle: "I'm listening."
OG: "As you may have heard, Pro Wrestling WILD has opened its doors again."
Kyle: "Yeah, Holly mentioned something to me about that. Apparently she wanted to know if "skunk was returning to pour some dijon dressing all over some kind of polar bear." But I probably misheard that."
OG: "No, that sounds like something she would say. But the fact is, as a longtime PW-W alumni...and DOMINANT force, my Orochi Army has been offered a spot on the new roster. However, due to that very dominance I speak of and the destruction that we have wrought in the past, we have only been offered ONE spot for now. You see, Orochi Army was instrumental in bringing down PW-W just as we brought down McPro. And as foolish as Spunk is, he didn't want to risk having the resurrected PW-W die again, within a week, by bringing us ALL back."
Kyle: "Understandable."
OG: "Now Kyle, I see you still squirming a bit in your seat as you speak with me. It is clear you are still not entirely comfortable with my explanation and apology for my actions in the VWA. So right now I am prepared to do something that I sincerely hope makes it all better."
*OG stops talking and milks the silence as Kyle moves up in his seat a bit in anticipation*
OG: "I want you to have that Orochi Army slot. I want you to return to PW-W in my stead."
*Kyle is silent...or rather, awestruck*
Kyle: "You want...you want ME in your place!? But PW-W, that's your thing-"
OG: "Wrestling in PW-W has taught me more then I could ever possibly convey in words, and so, I seek that you learn what I have learned, master what I have mastered in the same environment."
Kyle: "That's too generous of you, Geese. I mean...that's TOO generous of you. What's the catch?"
OG: "The catch is that you give your best efforts and that you at least compete under the Orochi Army group title. Since you have shown yourself a man of valor, I am confident that your sportsmanlike actions will remove the strict limitations PW-W has placed on us. You show yourself to be the competitor you did in VWA, and you will open the doors for the rest of us here. Meanwhile, you can continue your wrestling education with some of the very best in the world. Men who have wrestled me, men who have even defeated me. You can only become better by facing the best, Kyle. And in PW-W, you will do just that. And you will do it with my support."
*Kyle looks absolutely ecstatic*
Kyle: "Geese...I don't know how to thank you."
OG: "Just agree that everything that happened in VWA between us is water under the bridge."
*Kyle moves forwards and shakes Geese's hand with a smile*
Kyle: "Everything from VWA is forgotten. We're cool again, just like I know you are with my sis."
OG: "Excellent. Now, I know you are also preparing for your start in DIPW but I'd like to help your training. So starting next week, you will be training in the Orochi Army gym with the rest of us. We are currently putting together a training regimen for you that you should find quite taxing, rigorous, and perhaps overwhelming. But that is exactly how you will find PW-W at first so we have to prepare you."
Kyle: "Hey man, I went through VWA, I know what it is to be in a warzone!"
OG: "Speaking of "the Alliance", word has it that Tommy Fiero will be returning to PW-W as well. Keep a sharp eye out for him, he'll no doubt want to get into your head again as he did before."
Kyle: "Tommy ain't so bad, Geese. I know you hate him, but remember what happened at Unchained?"
*OG grimaces and rubs his face in pain*
Kyle: "The part AFTER that. I mean when that Thunder Strike fellow came on the tv and said that he caused all the trouble between you and Tommy."
OG: "No, not ALL of the trouble, just some of it."
Kyle: "Point is, Tommy ain't the bad guy here, that Thunder Strike is. Heck, he even let Alicia Gordon attack my sis!!"
OG: "Yes, THAT will be avenged quite soon, Kyle."
Kyle: "If you don't do it soon, Geese, I will."
*Kyle looks dead serious as OG smiles broadly*
OG: "And THAT'S the Kyle Walker that impressed me so much when I first met him. You take that attitude to PW-W and, with a bit more training, there's no one that will be able to stand in your way."
Kyle: "Thanks Geese, I really appreciate this."
OG: "The pleasure is mine, Kyle. Watching you take the next step in your career should prove to be most satisfying. And congratulations again on your winning the Six Man Tag Titles. I must say, the last time I saw someone win a title so quickly after debuting, he was holding the GWF TV Title around his waist."
Kyle: "Yeah, I remember that all right. I saw it on tv actually. But the difference is that I didn't have to have my head shaved first to get the motivation to win some gold."
*Kyle smirks as he runs his fingers through his hair. Geese displays a fake grimace but then nods back laughing. Then he suddenly gets serious again as if he remembered something of great importance*
OG: "Just one more warning...if you see a Canadian wielding a 'chair of justice' ... avoid him."
Kyle: "No way Geese, I'm not afraid of Justice. I AM Justice Kai, after all."
OG: "Fine, then just be wary of bears."
Kyle: "Deal."
*OG and Kyle shake hands and Kyle leaves the office as OG continues making training preparations*
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