10.7.07 | RETournament Finals
In the aftermath of WILD Returns we come to you next week with the RETournament Finals. Card is subject to change/mayhem is subject to happen!
1. Rick O'Hara in action!
2. RETournament Semi-Finals: Sean Gabriel vs Spunk
3. LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod) vs Paddy Baker/Sit Kwok Fu
4. RETournament Semi-Finals: Jason Blackhart vs Dante Black
5. Tommy Fiero/Dan Sommers vs Angelo Sabatini/Bobo Gomez
6. RETournament Finals: X vs X
9.30.2007
9.29.2007
WILD Saturday Night #1
WILD Saturday Night’s debut match featured the mugging of beanpole Randy Scrimps by angry Scotsman Jimmy Cliff, who showed off his brawling skills against his outweighed opponent. This was only a fifteen-minute match but Cliff drew the beating out as long as possible, even picking Scrimps’ shoulders off the mat when victory could have been his! This display of bullying rallied a good portion of the fans to Scrimps’ cause as they chanted “Lightning” to fire him up. It worked, and Scrimps fought back with all his might during the final minutes, forcing a draw with Cliff, who welcomed the heroics with a staunch beating.
Ladies action was next and for all of you doubting the ability of the girlies to bring the pain I introduce you to Miss Cynthia San Martino. This Latina she-tank may look like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down but is so mean she would take a chainsaw to the entire forest for revenge! Goth princess Whisper found out first hand just how nasty San Martino is, trying to use assorted trickery to set up fancy leg submissions but finding her opponent largely immobile and easily angered. A cringe inducing ass kicking later and San Martino was the victor, barking to the audience in Spanish that she is unbeatable!
The Busch Boyz looked like they might run away with their match against David DaVinci and Rhodey Colosso in quick fashion; truly earning the moniker Tag Team Specialists, bitch! All signs pointed to a rout, that is until the Grecian Giant Colosso exploded with rage, sending the Busch Boyz scattering for cover lest they be crushed! But, like any good tag team, Raz and Duz adapted, with Raz repeatedly low blowing Colosso while Duz provided distraction of referee Gen Hirayama, enabling the brothers Busch to drag Colosso outside for a beating.
But Colosso and DaVinci are no strangers to outside brawling, having cut their teeth in the chaotic Valiant Wrestling Alliance, and took this change in locale in stride. The result was a double count-out, as these two teams with no reason to hate each other before the match fought like mortal enemies amidst the clanging of ring bell.
Universal Battle League star Jang Bae looked like he was working out some aggression against The Masked Grappler in the next bout, taking ten more minutes than he probably needed to put away his pasty patsy in convincing fashion. Bae, a Tae Kwon Do master, used a quick strike early to stain the Grappler’s mask with blood and then proceeded to give a clinic on how to destroy your opponent’s arm. Really ugly bout, mostly due to The Masked Grappler’s participation.
Juan Leche, Matt D and 50 Centavos took on MPLL’s Pedro Guterez, Hector Romero and Jay Gold in trios action next, but it was clear right from the start this was not your every day technicos vs rudos fight. In fact, Leche and Matt D snubbed their noses at the heelish tactics employed by partner 50 Centavos … that is until the three-pronged attack of EVIL brought forth by the MPLL team made them rethink their strategy! And all of this in the first ten minutes!
What followed was an absolutely amazing six-man tag, with the “technicos” fighting the good fight, led by an amazing Matt D (who has aged like an 80’s sitcom child star, think Brian Bonsall) and WILD Jr. Ace Juan Leche. 50 Centavos helped out with many a knee to the groin, setting up Leche for the win via murder backdrop.
Told he needs “seasoning”, Aleks Dodstva had a match arranged for him against a “lesser opponent” on the WILD “B” show. But the “lesser opponent” turned out to be Tomohiro Ito, who came out right from the start throwing everything he had in match number six. This strategy succeeded in confusing the Russian Dod for a good ten minutes as he absorbed an unhealthy amount of punishment while clumsily missing with wide swings of his arms.
But once he got his hands on Ito the crowd gasped with the impact of his blows, one of which sent him flying over the top rope! Somehow Ito resisted the assault, scampering back in the ring and catching Dodstva with a lariat as he followed. This stunned the brute, allowing Ito to knock him for a loop with a powerbomb and the shining wizard that won the match. Observers caught the disappointed reaction of Ronnie and Caleb Dod to this loss as they stood shaking their heads disapprovingly from the entrance way at their rumored-to-be-very-expensive hired muscle.
The main event saw Paddy Baker and Celtic Bruiser-in-training, Sit Kwok Fu, take on the returning Paradigm and Sonny Siguri in tag action. Paradigm looked like he was harboring a grudge here, wrestling intensely as he gave Baker and Fu a real run for their money! Siguri offered little to this one, getting belted around with ease, but this only served to further rile up Paradigm, whose combination of high flying and suplexes forced Baker to save his partner from certain defeat several times. No idea if the multiple pin attempts were part of a strategy to wear Baker out, but it worked, as he just couldn’t make it in time to rescue Fu after he took a nasty frog splash.
While Baker tended to a shocked Fu after the match Paradigm grabbed a mic and bitched about getting booked on the “B” show, claiming to be held under a glass ceiling for the last two years and how it was about time he was given a chance to shine. As Baker was leaving the ring he could be heard to say “Give it a rest kid, this is the main event, what more do ya want?”
Paradigm then launched into Baker, telling him to stuff it and then proceeding to run down his family, his age, his weight, his drinking problem and the Valiant Wrestling Alliance. Baker ignored all of this until Paradigm then trashed the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship, saying it wasn’t fit for a bottle opener, much less a wrestling title. This stopped Baker dead in his tracks but Paradigm didn’t notice, having turned around to trash the audience for not cheering for him more.
Baker marched back to the ring and tapped Paradigm on the shoulder, who just waved off the interruption as if you would to a fly. Snorting through his nose, Baker then spun the insolent brat around and blasted him with an elbow to the temple, dropping him like a sack of meat.
“My family is a bunch of ungrateful slobs, the lot of ‘em. I’m damn near sixty years old and fifty pounds overweight but I’d still outwrestle a punk like you. I don’t have a drinking problem, it makes it to my lips just fine. And the VWA is just one of dozens of promotions I’ve worked in over the years, there’s no loyalty there …”
“But the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship is older than your daddy, boy and deserves your respect. You remember that the next time you start whining about your place, or I’ll make sure you’ll be taking a piss sitting down for the rest of your worthless life!”
1) Jimmy Cliff ~15:00 Time-Up!~ Randy Scrimps
2) Cynthia San Martino ~9:34 Vader Hammers~ Whisper
3) The Busch Boyz [Raz Busch/ Duz Busch] ~17:36 Double Count-Out! ~ David DaVinci/ Rhodey Colosso
4) Jang Bae ~14:11 Victor Arm Cross~ The Masked Grappler
5) Juan Leche O/ Matt D/ 50 Centavos ~26:15 Murder Backdrop~ Pedro Guterez/ Hector Romero X/ Jay Gold
6) Tomohiro Ito ~15:06 Shining Wizard~ Aleks Dodstva
7) Paradigm O/ Sonny Siguri ~18:37 Frog Splash~ Paddy Baker/ Sit Kwok Fu X
Ladies action was next and for all of you doubting the ability of the girlies to bring the pain I introduce you to Miss Cynthia San Martino. This Latina she-tank may look like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down but is so mean she would take a chainsaw to the entire forest for revenge! Goth princess Whisper found out first hand just how nasty San Martino is, trying to use assorted trickery to set up fancy leg submissions but finding her opponent largely immobile and easily angered. A cringe inducing ass kicking later and San Martino was the victor, barking to the audience in Spanish that she is unbeatable!
The Busch Boyz looked like they might run away with their match against David DaVinci and Rhodey Colosso in quick fashion; truly earning the moniker Tag Team Specialists, bitch! All signs pointed to a rout, that is until the Grecian Giant Colosso exploded with rage, sending the Busch Boyz scattering for cover lest they be crushed! But, like any good tag team, Raz and Duz adapted, with Raz repeatedly low blowing Colosso while Duz provided distraction of referee Gen Hirayama, enabling the brothers Busch to drag Colosso outside for a beating.
But Colosso and DaVinci are no strangers to outside brawling, having cut their teeth in the chaotic Valiant Wrestling Alliance, and took this change in locale in stride. The result was a double count-out, as these two teams with no reason to hate each other before the match fought like mortal enemies amidst the clanging of ring bell.
Universal Battle League star Jang Bae looked like he was working out some aggression against The Masked Grappler in the next bout, taking ten more minutes than he probably needed to put away his pasty patsy in convincing fashion. Bae, a Tae Kwon Do master, used a quick strike early to stain the Grappler’s mask with blood and then proceeded to give a clinic on how to destroy your opponent’s arm. Really ugly bout, mostly due to The Masked Grappler’s participation.
Juan Leche, Matt D and 50 Centavos took on MPLL’s Pedro Guterez, Hector Romero and Jay Gold in trios action next, but it was clear right from the start this was not your every day technicos vs rudos fight. In fact, Leche and Matt D snubbed their noses at the heelish tactics employed by partner 50 Centavos … that is until the three-pronged attack of EVIL brought forth by the MPLL team made them rethink their strategy! And all of this in the first ten minutes!
What followed was an absolutely amazing six-man tag, with the “technicos” fighting the good fight, led by an amazing Matt D (who has aged like an 80’s sitcom child star, think Brian Bonsall) and WILD Jr. Ace Juan Leche. 50 Centavos helped out with many a knee to the groin, setting up Leche for the win via murder backdrop.
Told he needs “seasoning”, Aleks Dodstva had a match arranged for him against a “lesser opponent” on the WILD “B” show. But the “lesser opponent” turned out to be Tomohiro Ito, who came out right from the start throwing everything he had in match number six. This strategy succeeded in confusing the Russian Dod for a good ten minutes as he absorbed an unhealthy amount of punishment while clumsily missing with wide swings of his arms.
But once he got his hands on Ito the crowd gasped with the impact of his blows, one of which sent him flying over the top rope! Somehow Ito resisted the assault, scampering back in the ring and catching Dodstva with a lariat as he followed. This stunned the brute, allowing Ito to knock him for a loop with a powerbomb and the shining wizard that won the match. Observers caught the disappointed reaction of Ronnie and Caleb Dod to this loss as they stood shaking their heads disapprovingly from the entrance way at their rumored-to-be-very-expensive hired muscle.
The main event saw Paddy Baker and Celtic Bruiser-in-training, Sit Kwok Fu, take on the returning Paradigm and Sonny Siguri in tag action. Paradigm looked like he was harboring a grudge here, wrestling intensely as he gave Baker and Fu a real run for their money! Siguri offered little to this one, getting belted around with ease, but this only served to further rile up Paradigm, whose combination of high flying and suplexes forced Baker to save his partner from certain defeat several times. No idea if the multiple pin attempts were part of a strategy to wear Baker out, but it worked, as he just couldn’t make it in time to rescue Fu after he took a nasty frog splash.
While Baker tended to a shocked Fu after the match Paradigm grabbed a mic and bitched about getting booked on the “B” show, claiming to be held under a glass ceiling for the last two years and how it was about time he was given a chance to shine. As Baker was leaving the ring he could be heard to say “Give it a rest kid, this is the main event, what more do ya want?”
Paradigm then launched into Baker, telling him to stuff it and then proceeding to run down his family, his age, his weight, his drinking problem and the Valiant Wrestling Alliance. Baker ignored all of this until Paradigm then trashed the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship, saying it wasn’t fit for a bottle opener, much less a wrestling title. This stopped Baker dead in his tracks but Paradigm didn’t notice, having turned around to trash the audience for not cheering for him more.
Baker marched back to the ring and tapped Paradigm on the shoulder, who just waved off the interruption as if you would to a fly. Snorting through his nose, Baker then spun the insolent brat around and blasted him with an elbow to the temple, dropping him like a sack of meat.
“My family is a bunch of ungrateful slobs, the lot of ‘em. I’m damn near sixty years old and fifty pounds overweight but I’d still outwrestle a punk like you. I don’t have a drinking problem, it makes it to my lips just fine. And the VWA is just one of dozens of promotions I’ve worked in over the years, there’s no loyalty there …”
“But the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship is older than your daddy, boy and deserves your respect. You remember that the next time you start whining about your place, or I’ll make sure you’ll be taking a piss sitting down for the rest of your worthless life!”
1) Jimmy Cliff ~15:00 Time-Up!~ Randy Scrimps
2) Cynthia San Martino ~9:34 Vader Hammers~ Whisper
3) The Busch Boyz [Raz Busch/ Duz Busch] ~17:36 Double Count-Out! ~ David DaVinci/ Rhodey Colosso
4) Jang Bae ~14:11 Victor Arm Cross~ The Masked Grappler
5) Juan Leche O/ Matt D/ 50 Centavos ~26:15 Murder Backdrop~ Pedro Guterez/ Hector Romero X/ Jay Gold
6) Tomohiro Ito ~15:06 Shining Wizard~ Aleks Dodstva
7) Paradigm O/ Sonny Siguri ~18:37 Frog Splash~ Paddy Baker/ Sit Kwok Fu X
9.23.2007
9.26 + 10.03 House Shows!
We'll be kicking things off with two house shows, as well as announcing that every saturday night we will be bringing you WILD Saturday Night!
9.26.07
1. Kyle Walker/M.Y. Stereo (MPLL) vs Rick O'Hara/Meeeesteereeeoseees(MPLL)
2. WILD TV Championship: Sit Kwok Fu(C) vs RUINER (Spunk Pro)
3. Dan Sommers/HOCK vs Angelo Sabatini/Bobo Gomez
4. VD Dod vs Paddy Baker
5. Tommy Fiero vs Juan Leche
10.03.07
1. M.Y. Stereo (MPLL) vs Meeeesteereeeoseees(MPLL)
2. WILD TV Championship: Sit Kwok Fu(C) vs Fat Lip
3. Dan Sommers vs He-Mano(MPLL)
4. LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod) vs The Ninja Express (Ninja I/Ninja II) (VWA)
5. Dante Black vs ORCA (VWA)
6. Jason Blackhart vs Ronnie Dod
9.26.07
1. Kyle Walker/M.Y. Stereo (MPLL) vs Rick O'Hara/Meeeesteereeeoseees(MPLL)
2. WILD TV Championship: Sit Kwok Fu(C) vs RUINER (Spunk Pro)
3. Dan Sommers/HOCK vs Angelo Sabatini/Bobo Gomez
4. VD Dod vs Paddy Baker
5. Tommy Fiero vs Juan Leche
10.03.07
1. M.Y. Stereo (MPLL) vs Meeeesteereeeoseees(MPLL)
2. WILD TV Championship: Sit Kwok Fu(C) vs Fat Lip
3. Dan Sommers vs He-Mano(MPLL)
4. LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod) vs The Ninja Express (Ninja I/Ninja II) (VWA)
5. Dante Black vs ORCA (VWA)
6. Jason Blackhart vs Ronnie Dod
[ 9.23.07 | WILD Returns! ]
Its back! Its WILD! Its now! Welcome to Pro-Wrestling WILD, reborn tonight, kicking things off in style! The Unified WILD Heavyweight Championship will be defended; Jack Dod challenging Twinky McLanahan! The returns of Fat Lip, Brian Lee, Dante Black and yes, Jason Blackhart! We have a tournament to set up who will challenge the champion after tonight and much, much more! We have debuts of Angelo Sabatini, Kyle Walker, Sit Kwok Fu and the WILD International Heavyweight Champion, Dan Sommers!
We kick things off with a tournament match; Sean Gabriel vs Stuart Robinson! This was set to go on second, but, well, there was a scuffle backstage between the two, so officials have decided to take this momentum and toss them out there first!
(Note: It is best to read/watch in order as to not be spoiled)
1. RETournament: Sean Gabriel vs Stuart Robinson
We kick things off with a tournament match; Sean Gabriel vs Stuart Robinson! This was set to go on second, but, well, there was a scuffle backstage between the two, so officials have decided to take this momentum and toss them out there first!
(Note: It is best to read/watch in order as to not be spoiled)
1. RETournament: Sean Gabriel vs Stuart Robinson
9.08.2007
New Forums
Big thanks for Vermin; http://www.fireprozomg.com/pw-wild/forum/index.php
Hopefully a website soon as well!
Hopefully a website soon as well!
9.02.2007
Ground Rules; For Public Consumption
I know people are working on their edits right now or whatever, so here are some good ground rules to follow;
-- Try not to use another dude's finisher. This seems like general logic, but I want to be 100% sure. Try to get a bio read and either get a blogspot account or post it on the board so one of us can post it on the blogspot page. Right now I have Gabriel and Sommers up; which means I'd kinda like to see people not use the go 2 sleep (sorry KENTA/Punk fans :*() or the Fisherman Suplex. I know its difficult, but it also sucks to have somebody's finisher completely ruined by happening in another match on the card 12 times in a row because somebody doesn't think its a big move.
-- Use discretion with moves. A lot of us have gotten a lot more subtle when it comes to creating movesets than in the past. I really don't want to see a finisher and 4 deadly moves as specials at this point in the game. That really isn't the style we should be going for. I really detest the whole ROH 2.9-fest, kick out of everything and throw nothing but huge moves kind of stuff and don't want to have to deal with it. Especially with the Fire Pro engine. Watch some of JD's Bingo-1 shows or something to get a feel. Strikes are your friend, and are needed. If you submit an edit without grappling strikes, somebody is just going to add them in there. Its just stupid to not have them, and unrealistic and makes for boring fucking matches. Its probably a good idea to have at least two moves that keep your opponent standing after you hit them.
-- Points and logic are your friends. The lower the stats, generally, the longer and more competitive the matches. The Spunk I rebuilt on here had like 210 points and was horrible, now he is down to 180 and is a lot more manageable. Also keep in mind we don't want to see your finisher non-stop. That kinda sucks.
-- TL;DR? Please, try to get to the point. I speak for a lot of people when I say that character development is cool and all, but if you can't do it within a page or maybe two in Word, you are probably putting way too much thought into this. You can really, really say a lot sometimes in a short amount of space.
-- Have fun. That is the main key ingredient, and it wasn't fun before and that was why it stopped. Period. If you are too busy or too wrapped up in your own virtual world, cool, just don't try to get too contrived, because it makes things worse for everybody else.
-- Try not to use another dude's finisher. This seems like general logic, but I want to be 100% sure. Try to get a bio read and either get a blogspot account or post it on the board so one of us can post it on the blogspot page. Right now I have Gabriel and Sommers up; which means I'd kinda like to see people not use the go 2 sleep (sorry KENTA/Punk fans :*() or the Fisherman Suplex. I know its difficult, but it also sucks to have somebody's finisher completely ruined by happening in another match on the card 12 times in a row because somebody doesn't think its a big move.
-- Use discretion with moves. A lot of us have gotten a lot more subtle when it comes to creating movesets than in the past. I really don't want to see a finisher and 4 deadly moves as specials at this point in the game. That really isn't the style we should be going for. I really detest the whole ROH 2.9-fest, kick out of everything and throw nothing but huge moves kind of stuff and don't want to have to deal with it. Especially with the Fire Pro engine. Watch some of JD's Bingo-1 shows or something to get a feel. Strikes are your friend, and are needed. If you submit an edit without grappling strikes, somebody is just going to add them in there. Its just stupid to not have them, and unrealistic and makes for boring fucking matches. Its probably a good idea to have at least two moves that keep your opponent standing after you hit them.
-- Points and logic are your friends. The lower the stats, generally, the longer and more competitive the matches. The Spunk I rebuilt on here had like 210 points and was horrible, now he is down to 180 and is a lot more manageable. Also keep in mind we don't want to see your finisher non-stop. That kinda sucks.
-- TL;DR? Please, try to get to the point. I speak for a lot of people when I say that character development is cool and all, but if you can't do it within a page or maybe two in Word, you are probably putting way too much thought into this. You can really, really say a lot sometimes in a short amount of space.
-- Have fun. That is the main key ingredient, and it wasn't fun before and that was why it stopped. Period. If you are too busy or too wrapped up in your own virtual world, cool, just don't try to get too contrived, because it makes things worse for everybody else.
Tommy Fiero

TOMMY FROM HIS DAYS WITH VAN HALEN TRIBUTE BAND "JUMP!"
Nicknames: Hot Rockin', Mr. Pretentious, The Metal Prince, The All Night Party Machine, Box Office Platinum, The Auteur, Big League, Ladies Choice, Super Sport, The Promotion Killer, King Karaoke, License to Thrill and many, many more
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 224 lbs.
Hometown: Currently resides in Venice Beach, CA
Theme Music: Random, usually some kind of Cock Rock
Likes: Loose Women, Alcohol, Metal, Camaros, Action Movies, Talking Shit
Dislikes: Whiney Bitch Rock, Whiney Bitches, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Hairy Chicks, Spunk Pro
Moves Tommy Does Really Good:
Whammy Bar aka CUT!! (Ace Crusher)
The Lock of Rock (Sickle Hold)
Bang Your Head (Brainbuster)
Rockin' Kick (Corner to Center Super Kick)
Slingshot Missile Kick
Moves Tommy Does Good:
Savate Kicks
Jumping Neckbreaker
School Boy Rollup with a Handful of Tights
Angry Double Fisted Choke of Pure Desperation
Cross Bodyblock of both the Diving and Flying Variety
Titles Held:
VWA World Heavyweight Championship
Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship
Worst Wrestling Movie Ever Award - Golden Raspberry Award Foundation
David Lee Roth Impersonator of the Year 2004 - Van Halen Tribute Band Face-Off!
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