11.18 WILD TV
We kick things off in pure WILD fashion as Jason Blackhart comes down to ringisde, and JB looks mad. As he should be, its been week after week now where JB has been at the mercy of the Dods. Last time we saw him he was put into a mismatch against Ronnnie and Caleb, then Jack dod actually cost him the match, then laid him out for however many weeks in a row with the Dodsmack. One has to believe that is why JB is out here, and it is as he is calling Seamus McFadden out here, and here comes Seamus. JB is demanding that tonight he gets his match with Jack Dod and finishes this once-and-for-all. Seamus cannot oblige, he says that Jack Dod is busy tonight with Dante Black, and that if JB doesn't watch out he might never get his shot. Well, as you can imagine this didn't sit so well with Blackhart, neither did the cheap shot Seamus took at him when JB was staring him down. JB with a quick boot to the gut and Seamus is begging off now, but JB has a look of FIRE in his eyes! STUNNER! STUNNER ON SEAMUS! JB isn't done, big uppercut on Seamus and he goes down -- MOOSE STRAGULATION~!!!! SEAMUS IS FLAPPING AROUND LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER! Finally they've pried JB's vice-like grip off of Seamus and accompanied him to the back.
That was intense, and now we move on to the first match of the evening, as Sit takes on Fat Lip. It was a back and forth match, but the cast was simply too much for Sit, as he goes down to a CAST SHOT and the Blackslide from Fat Lip. From there its on to the next match, as Shady faces off with the eccentric Billy Hollywood. This match was everything that you'd expect from the two, with Hollywood molesting Shady, but this just pissed Shady off. Shady fought back hard and the ShaDy-D-T was enough to put Hollywood away.
Now we go backstage and Seamus is LIVID. Seamus is backstage with Dan Sommers and HOCK, them trying to calm Seamus down as he is cursing the name of Blackhart and threatening to suspend him. Sommers seems to think that its a bad idea, and that he could crush him, as does HOCK. This gives Seamus an idea, as he proposes that tonight Sommers will get his shot at Jason Blackhart, and that he wants Jason Blackhart's BLOOD. If its not Sommers, it'll be somebody else, but he wants BLOOD -- so he proposes a $50,000 reward for taking Blackhart out!
Now we cut up to Dante Black warming up for his big match tonight, one of the bigger in his career and many believe that tonight could be his night to be on top again! He is training backstage in the training ring we have set up with some very lucky fans who won our PW-WILD.COM contest to get to hang out with Dante Black and HOLY SHIT! Its Brian Lee! Dante doesn't want to risk injury tonight and slides out of the ring, heading towards the locker room and FIERO FROM BEHIND! WHAMMY BAR! WHAMMY BAR! And Fiero isn't done, he locks in the Lock of Rock and he will not let go, this might be very bad for Dante, it looks like he is OUT of it! Finally we get some help back here, but it looks like Dante is hurt and hurt BAD.
Now Fiero and Lee are heading out here next for their match against YUSUKE and Shogo, two of Spunk's closest friends. Haddes catches up to YUSUKE and Shogo pre-match and asks them what exactly is going on with Spunk, and they both say that they don't know, as nobody has spoken to him in the past few weeks, that he has locked himself up and turned his phone off. But they both agree that when he is ready to talk he'll talk, and that they both have the upmost faith in him that he was just frustrated and will make ammends.
The match is underway now, and VIO fought their hearts out, but TOMMY LEE were just too much to overcome. Lee working over the legs of Shogo, but taking a bit of damage to his arms by Shogo as well. The finish comes when Fiero nails the Whammy Bar on YUSUKE to take him out of the picture, then nails it on Shogo, then locks in the Lock of Rock, Shogo refusing to tap out and eventually passing out in it! After the ref is able to pry him off of the fallen Shogo, Fiero sends him crashing off the ropes and BAM -- tosses him up into the air and catches him with the Whammy Bar! WAIT! ITS SPUNK! SPUNK HEADING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! TOMMY LEE backing off and -- wait a minute! Saikyo Face Kick on Shogo! YUSUKE is looking on and doesn't know what to make of this, there is a look of absolute disbelief in his eyes as he is mouthing 'why' at Spunk, and Spunk doesn't care, as he picks him and and just dumps him right onto his fucking head with what we can only explain as a modified FF!
Spunk shakes hands with Fiero and Lee and heads to the back, after spitting on his fallen former-comrades and the crowd is just livid here -- Spunk has sold everybody out!
We move onto our next match now, but not before checking in with the medical crew attending to what looks like the front lines of a warzone, as YUSUKE and Shogo are being attended to as well as Dante Black, the doctor is telling him that it would be in his best interest to NOT compete tonight and Dante is having none of that, he is fighting the doctors off, and has ripped the neck brace they had him in off, he looks like he is here to fight and won't listen to reason.
Now we move on to the JASON BLACKHART BOUNTY MATCH. This one was a lot closer than anybody would imagine, as Dan Sommers made a name for himself here tonight, taking it right to Blackhart and never getting intimidated by JB, the legend. JB with fists of fire, headbutts of fire and, well, everything OF FIRE. The Stunner wasn't enough to put Sommers away, and eventually it came down to a test of wills, when JB uses the big uppercut again right into the MOOSE STRANGULATION~! Sommers won't tap, he won't tap and the ref has called for the bell, he has called this match as he doesn't want to see Sommers ruin his career by refusing to tap out! Sommers looks livid, but rather out of it.. He finally regains his composure and JB is playing for the crowd, he turns around -- DEAR FUCKING GOD ITS THE ALABAMA NIGHTMARE! GOOD LORD I THINK HE GOT ALL OF IT, JB IS OUT!! Here comes Seamus, and he is demanding Druid counts Blackhart down after he is through with him.. We now have Sommers standing back and letting Seamus have his way with him... This is sick, JB kicks out, but is this even a match? Sommers helping out, and its 2-on-1 against a hurt Blackhart... WAIT! IS THAT!? ITS SHADY! SHADY HELPING JB OUT! SHADY-D-T ON SOMMERS! He drops a legdrop on Seamus and helps JB to the back, Shady and JB, this is nuts!
Now we move onto a match that is all about vengeance, and about a hope for the future.. Last time we saw Stuart Robinson was when he threw a fireball at the face of Sean Gabriel, and last time we saw Sean, he was getting medical attention and Baker swore he'd get his revenge and get them a rematch for the belts! The match that we saw was just brutal, as Baker, while not exactly the most comfortable with weapons grabbed a barbed wire bat from Stuart and was swinging wildly at him. Until BAM, he finally nails Stuart a few times, busting him wide open! From there it was a matter of both men trying to survive. The finish came when Baker gave Stuart the Inverted Piledriver onto a fucking PILE OF CHAIRS! Absolute brutality.
Now we move onto the main event, as Dante Black is slinking his way to the ring, looking completely out of it, compared to Jack Dod, sporting Jake Dod's VEST and the title as he makes his way to the ring. It was all-out wild at the start, but when it spills to the outside it was not good for Dante, as Dod nails a huge piledriver on the outside! Dante made a few spirited comebacks after that, but after the attacks he has suffered, there was just no way, as when the Dodsmack happens, the curtain falls. 1...2...3, then Jack Dod hits it AGAIN and locks in the Four Figure Leg Lock! He is looking to make sure Dante Black knows who beat him. Finally the ref pulls him off and he heads to the back as the fans applaud Dante as he tries to pull himself up... Wait.. WAit.. NO.. NOT..NOW.. Spunk, Fiero and Lee up on the ramp, and it looks like they are heading down to the ring, and here comes some refs trying to stop them, and its all out mayhem! Big double powerbomb on Dante! Dante trying to fight back AND HE EATS A SFK!! But that isn't enough, Spunk picks him up and just drives him down with that modified FF again! This is just.. Spunk hasn't just turned his back on everything, he has joined the darkside and is teaming with two of the sickest men in WILD history, as all 3 are laughing and circling around Dante as the refs have finally formed a barrier over him, protecting him.
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11.18.2007
10.28.2007
[WILD Suprise Halloween SPOOKTACULAR]
10-31-07
LIVE From the Gravy Palace in Utah
The WILD Halloween SPOOKTACULAR
THE NIGHT OF SUPRISES
It's a packed house here at the Gravy Palace, right here in scenic UTAH.
over 500 fans have gathered here in the somewhat modest civic center to support Pro Wrestling WILD as well as CHARITY.
Half of the gate tonight will go directly to CHARITY.
(Charity funds may not go directly to charity)
The Crowd is ready-The arena goes DARK!
[SPOILER BREAK]
WOW! Surprises and action (and costumes) abound! Luchadores, Canada vs. Hollywood, and the return of CAPTAIN PILEDRIVER!
INCREDIBLE!
The next match pits WILD ring veterans Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee (collectively know as TOMMY LEE) against a pair of mystery opponents here on HALLOWEEN!
[SPOILER BREAK]
An interesting match- pitting 'Spartan' Tod Petngild and Beenie Bear vs. two superior opponents.
Tiger Mullet and Perfect Lee just had a good time out there, seemingly just tuning up for more stiff WILD tag team competition.
Next up, the hard working Busch Boys with their mystery partner take on the legendary Johnny BINGO and TWO of his mystery partners.
Johnny Bingo was quoted in saying that his team will bring down the house, and has been the cause of much online speculation as to who his two mystery partners might actually be. Names like Lord Vermin, Judge, or even PHAQ have been floating around...
-but there's only one way to really find out-
To the match!
[SPOILER BREAK]
Johnny Bingo did it again. With a team that was.... unique to say the least. Not only unique, but an actual force to be reckoned with as the 'Buschwhackers' and their partner PARADIGM found out. Another competitive contest down and that leads straight into a DISCO INTERMISSION.
The crowd here at the Gravy Palace are deffinitely being entertained if nothing else.
The crowd settles back to the announcement that the next match will be HYBRID WRESTLING. Pitting Ronnie Dod- leader of the Ron Kwan Doh dojo against the young Park Young Tae of the PTFW school.
Which will reign supreme in this contest of skills and wills?
The code of Power, Hit, Slammerin' that is the core of Ron Kwan Doh?
-Or the silent strength of those who follow the PTFW path?
The battle will tell the tale:
[SPOILER BREAK]
'Ha Do Ken' Park Young Tae has just shown more heart than perhaps even the south american kid on Captain Planet could have.... But all the heart in the world just couldn't keep Park from being run over by the all the beef coming straight at him.
Ronnie was really working the crowd to a frenzy at times, just cutting off all hope for Park whenever he tried to rally.
Ronnie Dod has definitely sent a message here tonight, and I believe that WILD may be seeing some DOJO RIVALRY on the horizon.
Next up : LRI with their mystery man vs. THE IRISH. Yes, that's right -all of them. At least all the ones under contract. Sean, Paddy, the allied Sit Kwok Fu, and even BATTLE SEAMUS(the midget) will compete against whatever the LRI has to throw at them tonight.
This feud is just heating up and I'm sure that this will tornado match will be as intense and brutal as the previous matches these two teams have had-
[SPOILER BREAK]
The LRI had one of their signature lunatic game plans in full effect tonight- with the PE-LRI outfits, the appearance of GOLDlip- and the surprise emergence of DAN DEAD- what were the irish boys supposed to do? Well, they fought. That's what they do. Only it was only poor little BATTLE SEAMUS (the midget) that proved to be the weak link after being powerbombed IMMENSELY by Dan Dead.
Wee Seamus seemed OK after the match, but Dan Dead proved a powerful ally for LRI.
Next up, in the MAIN EVENT Jack Dod and Jason Blackheart will try to top each other in this contest of the mystery partners: the fans have been buzzing about this match for weeks- and now it's time to see who will reign SUPREME on HALLOWEEN!!
[SPOILER BREAK]
OH MY GOD!!!
SAYTAN!! SANTA!!! JACK DOD!! JASON BLACKHEART!!!
Jason felled the devil himself! HE TAPPED THE DEVIL!!
AFTER the Sanctus Deus BACKBREAKER! There has not been one of those done in a wrestling ring ever since Santo himself crossed overe to the other side!!!!
Uh oh- Blackheart has that WILD look in his eye!!!
Officials enter the ring to calm him down before things get out of hand- OH NO!! Decepticon Driver on the official!!! -Santa saw that, and doesn't know what to think!
"Very Naughty!"
He calls more officials and Santa makes his way over and ~gets a CHOKESLAM! Not to Santa!!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!!! More officials!
The head trauma and caffiene with drawls have made Jason Blackheart a more unstable force than EVER BEFORE!!!!!
SAYTAN CLIMBS BACK IN! JASON BLACKHEAT ATTACKS AGAIN!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!
~~STUNNNNORR!!!
Jack Dod left the ring right after the match and JASON BLACKHEART IS KING OF HALLOWEEN!!!
LIVE From the Gravy Palace in Utah
The WILD Halloween SPOOKTACULAR
THE NIGHT OF SUPRISES
It's a packed house here at the Gravy Palace, right here in scenic UTAH.
over 500 fans have gathered here in the somewhat modest civic center to support Pro Wrestling WILD as well as CHARITY.
Half of the gate tonight will go directly to CHARITY.
(Charity funds may not go directly to charity)
The Crowd is ready-The arena goes DARK!
[SPOILER BREAK]
WOW! Surprises and action (and costumes) abound! Luchadores, Canada vs. Hollywood, and the return of CAPTAIN PILEDRIVER!
INCREDIBLE!
The next match pits WILD ring veterans Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee (collectively know as TOMMY LEE) against a pair of mystery opponents here on HALLOWEEN!
[SPOILER BREAK]
An interesting match- pitting 'Spartan' Tod Petngild and Beenie Bear vs. two superior opponents.
Tiger Mullet and Perfect Lee just had a good time out there, seemingly just tuning up for more stiff WILD tag team competition.
Next up, the hard working Busch Boys with their mystery partner take on the legendary Johnny BINGO and TWO of his mystery partners.
Johnny Bingo was quoted in saying that his team will bring down the house, and has been the cause of much online speculation as to who his two mystery partners might actually be. Names like Lord Vermin, Judge, or even PHAQ have been floating around...
-but there's only one way to really find out-
To the match!
[SPOILER BREAK]
Johnny Bingo did it again. With a team that was.... unique to say the least. Not only unique, but an actual force to be reckoned with as the 'Buschwhackers' and their partner PARADIGM found out. Another competitive contest down and that leads straight into a DISCO INTERMISSION.
The crowd here at the Gravy Palace are deffinitely being entertained if nothing else.
The crowd settles back to the announcement that the next match will be HYBRID WRESTLING. Pitting Ronnie Dod- leader of the Ron Kwan Doh dojo against the young Park Young Tae of the PTFW school.
Which will reign supreme in this contest of skills and wills?
The code of Power, Hit, Slammerin' that is the core of Ron Kwan Doh?
-Or the silent strength of those who follow the PTFW path?
The battle will tell the tale:
[SPOILER BREAK]
'Ha Do Ken' Park Young Tae has just shown more heart than perhaps even the south american kid on Captain Planet could have.... But all the heart in the world just couldn't keep Park from being run over by the all the beef coming straight at him.
Ronnie was really working the crowd to a frenzy at times, just cutting off all hope for Park whenever he tried to rally.
Ronnie Dod has definitely sent a message here tonight, and I believe that WILD may be seeing some DOJO RIVALRY on the horizon.
Next up : LRI with their mystery man vs. THE IRISH. Yes, that's right -all of them. At least all the ones under contract. Sean, Paddy, the allied Sit Kwok Fu, and even BATTLE SEAMUS(the midget) will compete against whatever the LRI has to throw at them tonight.
This feud is just heating up and I'm sure that this will tornado match will be as intense and brutal as the previous matches these two teams have had-
[SPOILER BREAK]
The LRI had one of their signature lunatic game plans in full effect tonight- with the PE-LRI outfits, the appearance of GOLDlip- and the surprise emergence of DAN DEAD- what were the irish boys supposed to do? Well, they fought. That's what they do. Only it was only poor little BATTLE SEAMUS (the midget) that proved to be the weak link after being powerbombed IMMENSELY by Dan Dead.
Wee Seamus seemed OK after the match, but Dan Dead proved a powerful ally for LRI.
Next up, in the MAIN EVENT Jack Dod and Jason Blackheart will try to top each other in this contest of the mystery partners: the fans have been buzzing about this match for weeks- and now it's time to see who will reign SUPREME on HALLOWEEN!!
[SPOILER BREAK]
OH MY GOD!!!
SAYTAN!! SANTA!!! JACK DOD!! JASON BLACKHEART!!!
Jason felled the devil himself! HE TAPPED THE DEVIL!!
AFTER the Sanctus Deus BACKBREAKER! There has not been one of those done in a wrestling ring ever since Santo himself crossed overe to the other side!!!!
Uh oh- Blackheart has that WILD look in his eye!!!
Officials enter the ring to calm him down before things get out of hand- OH NO!! Decepticon Driver on the official!!! -Santa saw that, and doesn't know what to think!
"Very Naughty!"
He calls more officials and Santa makes his way over and ~gets a CHOKESLAM! Not to Santa!!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!!! More officials!
The head trauma and caffiene with drawls have made Jason Blackheart a more unstable force than EVER BEFORE!!!!!
SAYTAN CLIMBS BACK IN! JASON BLACKHEAT ATTACKS AGAIN!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!
DECEPTICON DRIVER!
~~STUNNNNORR!!!
Jack Dod left the ring right after the match and JASON BLACKHEART IS KING OF HALLOWEEN!!!
10.11.2007
[ 10.7.07 | RETournament Finals]
Ladies and gentleman, fags and wrestling fans the world over, welcome to Pro-Wrestling WILD -- the RETournament Finals! Last time we had a NEW CHAMPION crowned in Jack Dod, and this week we will see the thrilling finale to the RETournament, with 3 big matches; Spunk vs Sean Gabriel and JB vs Dante, winners face off for the chance to challenge Jack Dod for the Unified Wild Heavyweight Championship of the WORLD. Last time we saw JB clean house, but can he keep that momentum up?
So, here we are in BINGO Hall in Buffalo, NY, and Beenie Bear is out now, passing out Beenie bags to the fans at ringside, and here are a bunch of happy children!
Wait! Here comes the Champ! Jack Dod making his way down to the ring, UWH Championship slung over his shoulder, and a fine Dod Squad logo t-shirt covering his now-thickish-physique. Jack being bombarded by boos from the crowd as he stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for them to shut up, this brings out Ronnie Dod, as he is randomly RON-KWAN-DOH chopping people who get near him, trying to calm them down, shouting at them to respect the Champion of the Universe. He threatens a few times to lift his shirt up, and says if they don't shut up he willl and awalwefalisdfjasfiasdlfjasdlfjsdifsdljfasdfi the crowd just got Ronnied! Refs coming out now to drag Ronnie away as Jack sighs and tells them to leave him alone. Ronnie fixes his shirt (which happens to be a tuxedo t-shirt, as TV appearances are a special occasion) and grabs a mic. Ronnie steps into the ring as Jack nods at him, Jack posing with his arms out, the title hanging from his hand as Ronnie begins to shout.
Ronnie: Ladies and Gentlemen, that fat fuck sitting in the front row who could probably use a few trips to the gym, and that girl over there *he winks* whom I will award with a lifetime pass to the RON-KWAN-DOH-JO, I introduce you to the man, the myth, the legend, not just a GOD.. But a DOD.
*Ronnie pauses as Jack places his hands over his heart, then outstretches them again*
Ronnie: He is the leader of the Dod Squad, he is beyond description, and voted the sexiest man alive the past 7 years in a row in Dod Illustrated. He stands at a towering SIX FOOT FOUR, and weights in at a slim, cut, ripped and chiseled two hundred and forthy-eight pounds, four-point-five ounces, hailing from wherever the hell he damn well pleases, the UNIFIED.. WILD.. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, NOT ONLY OF THE WORLD, BUT THE UNIVERSE.
JACK.
DODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
*The fans erupt, some cheer while most boo, Ronnie applauding profusely as Jack gets down on one knee and calls for applause, raising the ire of some fans and causing a rain of garbage from the crowd. Jack brushes it off and acts like it didn't happen as Ronnie hands him the mic and bows to the corner.
Jack Dod: I thank you, Ronnie. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ronnie Dod! But enough about him, now how about me?
*Jack snaps his fingers, as Ronnie squirms around in his pants, pulling out a mirror, breathing on it and wiping it with his work-out gloves, then handing it to Jack. Jack inspects himself and smiles*
Jack: I mean, I am not only perfect, but I am the Champion. Last time you all saw me, it was in victory, standing over the brutalized corpse of Twinky McLanahan. Word is that after the match he was rushed to the hospital where they had to amputate both of his legs after the devastating FOUR FIGURE LEG LOCK, and replace them with mutant prosthetic limbs. They tell me that not only will he never be the same again, that he might never wrestle again. Now.. I know many of you are big Twinky fans, so if you are a grieving woman, please see Ronnie after this interview where he can furnish you, the grieving fan, with a pass to the Dod locker room where I, Jack Dod will comfort you in your time of need. Please, only 18 and over apply, 16 with expressed written consent from your parents!
*The crowd is booing like crazy now as Ronnie motions for them to quiet down again*
Jack: So here I am, awaiting to see who my unworthy contender will be. Four men, each one of them a certain kind of pest, but none of them will be able to challenge me, none will be able to take this belt, none can even..
BAH GAWD ITS JB! JB! JB! JB storms into the ring, grabbing a mic on the way in and sizing up Ronnie, who starts going into a RON-KWAN-DOH pose which would lead into a CHOP, but JB just KICK -- WHAM! -- STUNNER! STUNNER! JB IS A HOUSE OF FIRE! He motions for a Dr. Pepper and the ring announcer tosses him one, as he cracks it open and takes a big swig. Jack is looking on in disgust as JB gets right into his face.
JB: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Jack scoffs and pulls back as the fans go nuts*
Jack: Ok, so you can give Ronnie a stunner! Big deal, I can give Ronnie a DODSMACK!
*He picks Ronnie up, helps dust him off and KICK -- WHAM! -- DODSMACK! Ronnie flies back into the ropes and convulses, as Jack gets right into JB's face*
Jack: CAN YOU DO THAT!?
JB: Oh, well, I don't know. I mean YEAH! I can do that, I can do a lot more than that... Such as..
*He points to the title on Jack's shoulder*
JB: Take that title from you with a Dr. Pepper in one hand the whole time!
*The fans erupt as JB downs the Dr. Pepper*
JB: Unlike you, I have no weaknesses. I disposed of Caleb even with you trying to distract me with Polly -- AND.. AND, I made out with her right in THIS VERY RING.
*Jack turns around and kicks the bottom rope as JB calls for another Dr. Pepper, cracking it open and drinking it.. Jack looks at him from the corner of his eye*
Jack: No weakness, huh?
JB: None.
*Jack shrugs*
Jack: Well then, I guess I have no chance then, do I?
JB: Nope.
Jack: Ha! We'll see about that! Good luck tonight, Blackhart.
*Jack collects Ronnie, who is still out of it and walks to the back as JB celebrates again with another Dr. Pepper, Jack looking back at him scornfully, but smirking as JB downs the Dr. Pepper*
Jack: You drink that Dr. Pepper, Blackhart! It'll be your last!
Now we go back to the crew setting things up, Beenie the Bear out again, passing out more Beanie Bags! The fans are loving this, but wait.. What is this.. Is that? Its Rick O'Hara! What the hell is he doing out here. He is offering his hand to Beenie. Beenie just sort of stares at him and offers him a Beanie Bag. Rick swats it away as Beenie bends down to pick it up. Rick puts his hand out again, only for Beenie to offer it to him again, and this time Rick hits him with a STIFF ELBOW SHIVER!!! Oh man, that was a STRONG STYLE BLOW! It looks like we have a ref, and Beenie has agreed to take on Rick O'Hara!
This was just.. Not pretty! Rick really made short work of Beenie, using his AMERICAN STRONG STYLE skills and finally putting him away with a move that he dubs as honorable, but I'm not sure exactly how honorable it is to beat up a mascot passing out toys to children!
Rick O'Hara (:42 -- Ki Krusher) Beenie Bear
Now we move onto the second bout of the evening, this one actually scheduled, and its the RETournament Semi-Finals match of Sean Gabriel vs Spunk! Both men eager to get down to action here as we are underway.
This was exactly what you'd expect from these two, a very stiff, close match-up, with Gabriel using big punches and elbows on Spunk, while Spunk using kicks to keep Sean at bay, as well as both trying to wear the other down with submissions. Neither man really has a clear advantage and.. WAIT.. WAIT..
STUART ROBINSON! WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE? He piledrives Spunk down to the mat, and turns his attention to Gabriel! Sean KO'd him last show, and he is looking for revenge! Stuart taking it to Sean, as Spunk is trying to regain his composure -- BRIAN LEE! BRIAN LEE WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE!? He is taking it to Spunk on the outside, belly to belly! LSD ON THE FUCKING RAMP! SPUNK IS OUT OF IT! We have officials going crazy out here trying to break things up. An ambulance crew has come out and stretchered Spunk out, as Lee follows, trying to attack Spunk on the stretcher.
Sean Gabriel (10:45 -- NO CONTEST) Sean Gabriel
This leaves us in quite a pickle, as neither man will obviously advance into the finals, as both men were disqualified, and this match was thrown out, and Sean and Stuart are still slugging it out! Here come the other two LRI members, and they are all putting the boots to Sean, and here comes Paddy and Sit! They clear house, and LRI is regrouping on the outside, Stuart has the mic;
Stuart: You IRA bastards want a fight, bring it!
Well, with these 3 men in the ring, they didn't need a challenge laid out twice.
Insane 6-man tag action from these guys, LRI working like the well-oiled machine that they are and the Bruisers not looking too shabby themselves. Sean and Stuart both upset over the other one costing them their chance to challenge for the title at some point, and it shows throughout this match. Lots of insane brawling action, spilling to the outside on just about every occasion.
Spot of the night goes to VD for his insane top rope tope con giro (WITH A TWIST -- ITS NOT CON HILO, ITS CON GIRO) taking out everybody in sight! VD ends up more or less the star of this match, as the SILENCER puts Paddy to sleep, with LRI picking up the big win.
LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod(O)/Fat Lip) (25:55 -- Silencer) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(X)/Sit Kwok Fu)
Seamus McFadden out now, to a loud round of boos as he takes the mic and implores the crowd to quiet down.
McFadden: Now, if you don't know who I am, which would just be ridiculous and, well, you should just know.. I am Seamus McFadden, and boys and girls, what you might not remember is that oh, ages ago I was granted a certain right, a certain amount of power.
*The crowd boos as he taps his cane on the mat a few times*
McFadden: Quiet, you peasants! I could buy and sell all of you to the circus and you'd never be missed or seen again!
*He regains his composure and fixes his jacket*
McFadden: Now, to what I was saying. I was the exalted Commissioner of Pro-Wrestling WILD, and the contract that I signed, well, it was until 2010. Since the company never truly went out of business, I've, well.. I had a nice long meeting with officials today, and effective immediately... I, Seamus McFadden am once again the Commissioner of Pro-Wrestling WILD!
*He tosses his arms open as the fans do nothing but boo him*
McFadden: Oh who bloody asked you if you cared! I'm not out here to exert my will on you bloody yanks anyway, what I am here to do, is to make a few executive decisions! Due to what we just saw, clearly neither Spunk or Sean Gabriel can move on to the main event tonight, so Jason Blackhart vs Dante Black, well... Winner takes all, that is your finals.
*The fans erupt at this, chanting for JB and Dante, back and forth. McFadden keeps rapping his cane as he is trying to quiet them down*
McFadden: Children, children.. Settle down, that isn't all. Also, I was having a quite informative conversation with Brian Lee before, and apparently he wants to face Spunk tonight. Now, Spunk I am being told, is in no condition to compete tonight, while he was not hospitalized, it was on his own refusal. He is being checked out by our doctors, and well, it just looks like it was a quick stinger, he didn't suffer any serious damage, nor a concussion, and we are about safety here.. So, in the interest of fairness to Brian Lee, and to Spunk, I've decided that they WILL face off here tonight!
*The fans erupt again at this huge announcement*
McFadden:.. As opponents in a 6-man tag match, featuring the team of Brian Lee, Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers.. Against.. Spunk, Angelo Sabatini and Bobo Gomez, and well, this match is NOW!
The fans are red hot for this match, as this is a huge 6-man tag, with Dan Sommers having no love loss with Bobo Gomez and of course Angelo Sabatini, Spunk having no qualms with beating up Tommy Fiero and of course, livid over Brian Lee from earlier. Spunk thought, not looking so hot as he still looks shaken up from Lee's attack from before.
All 6 men were on fire tonight, Spunk doing his best to keep his head in the game, but ended up almost a non-factor. The finish to the match was exciting, as Dan Sommers displayed his amazing power and brutalness, as he hoists Sabatini up onto his shoulders and sends him crashing down onto his knee, a sick crack heard throughout the arena as the ref slides in to check on Angelo, and he is calling this! Angelo is out!
Brian Lee/Tommy Fiero/Dan Sommers(O) (28:22 -- Alabama Nightmare -- CRITICAL!) Spunk/Bobo Gomez/Angelo Sabatini(X)
Now we cut to backstage, where Jason Blackhart is warming up, when Seamus McFadden approaches him.
JB: What do YOU want?
McFadden: Oh, nothing mah boy, just wishin' you the best of luck. I'll wish you.. The luck o' the Irish, mah boy!
*Ronnie quietly steps in behind them, pulling a vial from his pants, uncorking it and pouring some white powder into his drink and slipping out back again*
JB: YEAH! Um, I don't need luck, and I don't need anything from YOU.
*He picks up his Dr. Pepper and takes a big swig of it*
JB: Ahhh! All I need is my Dr. Pepper and I'm ready to take on the world.
*McFadden cackles as JB finishes off the Dr. Pepper, and tosses the can into a recycling bin behind him.. He winks at the camera and gives a thumbs up*
JB: Kids, don't forget to recycle or something, and uh, FUCK YOU!
*JB flips off McFadden, then kick -- WHAM! -- STUNNER! STUNNER ON MCFADDEN!*
This leads us to our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING.. Folks, this is it, winner takes all, winner takes on Jack Dod.
It was JB and Dante, back and forth, JB throwing everything at Dante, and Dante fighting like a real man. JB and Dante are HOSSES ON FIRE, but JB begins to slow down. It looks like JB is having a hard time keeping his footing, growing kind of sloppy. When he starts whiffing punches the fans are starting to get leery. JB is having a hard time even standing up now! He keeps fight, as he is Jason Blackhart and will never say die, but something is wrong here, something is very, very wrong! DAnte is in control as things spill to the outside. JB can't seem to keep his head into this, he whiffs a punch and Dante hoists him up onto his shoulders -- HULK BUSTER! HULK BUSTER! Holy shit JB's head just smacked against the cold, hard concrete!
Dante slow up to his feet, JB not moving at all, as the ref is counting.. 15....16... Dante is pulling himself together.. 17.. 18... 19.. 20! Its over, Dante Black is your new challenger, and JB is just fucking out of it! He is not moving!
Dante Black (11:23 -- Count Out) Jason Blackhart
Oh christ, Jack Dod's music! Jack Dod! What is he doing out here? Jack Dod is attacking Jason Blackhart!! JB is struggling up to his feet -- HUGE SPEAR BY JACK DOD! My god, Jack just drilled JB, JB's head smacking against the side of the apron, followed by the concrete! That was just a DODSMASH if I've ever seen one! Jack picks Jason up -- KICK -- WHAM! -- DODSMACK ON THE OUTSIDE!!! DODSMACK!! JB IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! Somebody has to stop this, somebody has to stop Jack Dod! The refs are running out of the ramp, but McFadden is standing in their way, his neck in a brace, ordering them to stand down or he'll fire them!
Jack has Jason by the hair, and Jason is just a limp corpse.. PILEDRIVER ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE! FOLKS, THAT IS IT! JB IS HURT! Finally Jack Dod steps down, only after degrading JB tonight.
WHAT A NIGHT! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
So, here we are in BINGO Hall in Buffalo, NY, and Beenie Bear is out now, passing out Beenie bags to the fans at ringside, and here are a bunch of happy children!
Wait! Here comes the Champ! Jack Dod making his way down to the ring, UWH Championship slung over his shoulder, and a fine Dod Squad logo t-shirt covering his now-thickish-physique. Jack being bombarded by boos from the crowd as he stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for them to shut up, this brings out Ronnie Dod, as he is randomly RON-KWAN-DOH chopping people who get near him, trying to calm them down, shouting at them to respect the Champion of the Universe. He threatens a few times to lift his shirt up, and says if they don't shut up he willl and awalwefalisdfjasfiasdlfjasdlfjsdifsdljfasdfi the crowd just got Ronnied! Refs coming out now to drag Ronnie away as Jack sighs and tells them to leave him alone. Ronnie fixes his shirt (which happens to be a tuxedo t-shirt, as TV appearances are a special occasion) and grabs a mic. Ronnie steps into the ring as Jack nods at him, Jack posing with his arms out, the title hanging from his hand as Ronnie begins to shout.
Ronnie: Ladies and Gentlemen, that fat fuck sitting in the front row who could probably use a few trips to the gym, and that girl over there *he winks* whom I will award with a lifetime pass to the RON-KWAN-DOH-JO, I introduce you to the man, the myth, the legend, not just a GOD.. But a DOD.
*Ronnie pauses as Jack places his hands over his heart, then outstretches them again*
Ronnie: He is the leader of the Dod Squad, he is beyond description, and voted the sexiest man alive the past 7 years in a row in Dod Illustrated. He stands at a towering SIX FOOT FOUR, and weights in at a slim, cut, ripped and chiseled two hundred and forthy-eight pounds, four-point-five ounces, hailing from wherever the hell he damn well pleases, the UNIFIED.. WILD.. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, NOT ONLY OF THE WORLD, BUT THE UNIVERSE.
JACK.
DODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
*The fans erupt, some cheer while most boo, Ronnie applauding profusely as Jack gets down on one knee and calls for applause, raising the ire of some fans and causing a rain of garbage from the crowd. Jack brushes it off and acts like it didn't happen as Ronnie hands him the mic and bows to the corner.
Jack Dod: I thank you, Ronnie. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ronnie Dod! But enough about him, now how about me?
*Jack snaps his fingers, as Ronnie squirms around in his pants, pulling out a mirror, breathing on it and wiping it with his work-out gloves, then handing it to Jack. Jack inspects himself and smiles*
Jack: I mean, I am not only perfect, but I am the Champion. Last time you all saw me, it was in victory, standing over the brutalized corpse of Twinky McLanahan. Word is that after the match he was rushed to the hospital where they had to amputate both of his legs after the devastating FOUR FIGURE LEG LOCK, and replace them with mutant prosthetic limbs. They tell me that not only will he never be the same again, that he might never wrestle again. Now.. I know many of you are big Twinky fans, so if you are a grieving woman, please see Ronnie after this interview where he can furnish you, the grieving fan, with a pass to the Dod locker room where I, Jack Dod will comfort you in your time of need. Please, only 18 and over apply, 16 with expressed written consent from your parents!
*The crowd is booing like crazy now as Ronnie motions for them to quiet down again*
Jack: So here I am, awaiting to see who my unworthy contender will be. Four men, each one of them a certain kind of pest, but none of them will be able to challenge me, none will be able to take this belt, none can even..
BAH GAWD ITS JB! JB! JB! JB storms into the ring, grabbing a mic on the way in and sizing up Ronnie, who starts going into a RON-KWAN-DOH pose which would lead into a CHOP, but JB just KICK -- WHAM! -- STUNNER! STUNNER! JB IS A HOUSE OF FIRE! He motions for a Dr. Pepper and the ring announcer tosses him one, as he cracks it open and takes a big swig. Jack is looking on in disgust as JB gets right into his face.
JB: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Jack scoffs and pulls back as the fans go nuts*
Jack: Ok, so you can give Ronnie a stunner! Big deal, I can give Ronnie a DODSMACK!
*He picks Ronnie up, helps dust him off and KICK -- WHAM! -- DODSMACK! Ronnie flies back into the ropes and convulses, as Jack gets right into JB's face*
Jack: CAN YOU DO THAT!?
JB: Oh, well, I don't know. I mean YEAH! I can do that, I can do a lot more than that... Such as..
*He points to the title on Jack's shoulder*
JB: Take that title from you with a Dr. Pepper in one hand the whole time!
*The fans erupt as JB downs the Dr. Pepper*
JB: Unlike you, I have no weaknesses. I disposed of Caleb even with you trying to distract me with Polly -- AND.. AND, I made out with her right in THIS VERY RING.
*Jack turns around and kicks the bottom rope as JB calls for another Dr. Pepper, cracking it open and drinking it.. Jack looks at him from the corner of his eye*
Jack: No weakness, huh?
JB: None.
*Jack shrugs*
Jack: Well then, I guess I have no chance then, do I?
JB: Nope.
Jack: Ha! We'll see about that! Good luck tonight, Blackhart.
*Jack collects Ronnie, who is still out of it and walks to the back as JB celebrates again with another Dr. Pepper, Jack looking back at him scornfully, but smirking as JB downs the Dr. Pepper*
Jack: You drink that Dr. Pepper, Blackhart! It'll be your last!
Now we go back to the crew setting things up, Beenie the Bear out again, passing out more Beanie Bags! The fans are loving this, but wait.. What is this.. Is that? Its Rick O'Hara! What the hell is he doing out here. He is offering his hand to Beenie. Beenie just sort of stares at him and offers him a Beanie Bag. Rick swats it away as Beenie bends down to pick it up. Rick puts his hand out again, only for Beenie to offer it to him again, and this time Rick hits him with a STIFF ELBOW SHIVER!!! Oh man, that was a STRONG STYLE BLOW! It looks like we have a ref, and Beenie has agreed to take on Rick O'Hara!
This was just.. Not pretty! Rick really made short work of Beenie, using his AMERICAN STRONG STYLE skills and finally putting him away with a move that he dubs as honorable, but I'm not sure exactly how honorable it is to beat up a mascot passing out toys to children!
Rick O'Hara (:42 -- Ki Krusher) Beenie Bear
Now we move onto the second bout of the evening, this one actually scheduled, and its the RETournament Semi-Finals match of Sean Gabriel vs Spunk! Both men eager to get down to action here as we are underway.
This was exactly what you'd expect from these two, a very stiff, close match-up, with Gabriel using big punches and elbows on Spunk, while Spunk using kicks to keep Sean at bay, as well as both trying to wear the other down with submissions. Neither man really has a clear advantage and.. WAIT.. WAIT..
STUART ROBINSON! WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE? He piledrives Spunk down to the mat, and turns his attention to Gabriel! Sean KO'd him last show, and he is looking for revenge! Stuart taking it to Sean, as Spunk is trying to regain his composure -- BRIAN LEE! BRIAN LEE WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE!? He is taking it to Spunk on the outside, belly to belly! LSD ON THE FUCKING RAMP! SPUNK IS OUT OF IT! We have officials going crazy out here trying to break things up. An ambulance crew has come out and stretchered Spunk out, as Lee follows, trying to attack Spunk on the stretcher.
Sean Gabriel (10:45 -- NO CONTEST) Sean Gabriel
This leaves us in quite a pickle, as neither man will obviously advance into the finals, as both men were disqualified, and this match was thrown out, and Sean and Stuart are still slugging it out! Here come the other two LRI members, and they are all putting the boots to Sean, and here comes Paddy and Sit! They clear house, and LRI is regrouping on the outside, Stuart has the mic;
Stuart: You IRA bastards want a fight, bring it!
Well, with these 3 men in the ring, they didn't need a challenge laid out twice.
Insane 6-man tag action from these guys, LRI working like the well-oiled machine that they are and the Bruisers not looking too shabby themselves. Sean and Stuart both upset over the other one costing them their chance to challenge for the title at some point, and it shows throughout this match. Lots of insane brawling action, spilling to the outside on just about every occasion.
Spot of the night goes to VD for his insane top rope tope con giro (WITH A TWIST -- ITS NOT CON HILO, ITS CON GIRO) taking out everybody in sight! VD ends up more or less the star of this match, as the SILENCER puts Paddy to sleep, with LRI picking up the big win.
LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod(O)/Fat Lip) (25:55 -- Silencer) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(X)/Sit Kwok Fu)
Seamus McFadden out now, to a loud round of boos as he takes the mic and implores the crowd to quiet down.
McFadden: Now, if you don't know who I am, which would just be ridiculous and, well, you should just know.. I am Seamus McFadden, and boys and girls, what you might not remember is that oh, ages ago I was granted a certain right, a certain amount of power.
*The crowd boos as he taps his cane on the mat a few times*
McFadden: Quiet, you peasants! I could buy and sell all of you to the circus and you'd never be missed or seen again!
*He regains his composure and fixes his jacket*
McFadden: Now, to what I was saying. I was the exalted Commissioner of Pro-Wrestling WILD, and the contract that I signed, well, it was until 2010. Since the company never truly went out of business, I've, well.. I had a nice long meeting with officials today, and effective immediately... I, Seamus McFadden am once again the Commissioner of Pro-Wrestling WILD!
*He tosses his arms open as the fans do nothing but boo him*
McFadden: Oh who bloody asked you if you cared! I'm not out here to exert my will on you bloody yanks anyway, what I am here to do, is to make a few executive decisions! Due to what we just saw, clearly neither Spunk or Sean Gabriel can move on to the main event tonight, so Jason Blackhart vs Dante Black, well... Winner takes all, that is your finals.
*The fans erupt at this, chanting for JB and Dante, back and forth. McFadden keeps rapping his cane as he is trying to quiet them down*
McFadden: Children, children.. Settle down, that isn't all. Also, I was having a quite informative conversation with Brian Lee before, and apparently he wants to face Spunk tonight. Now, Spunk I am being told, is in no condition to compete tonight, while he was not hospitalized, it was on his own refusal. He is being checked out by our doctors, and well, it just looks like it was a quick stinger, he didn't suffer any serious damage, nor a concussion, and we are about safety here.. So, in the interest of fairness to Brian Lee, and to Spunk, I've decided that they WILL face off here tonight!
*The fans erupt again at this huge announcement*
McFadden:.. As opponents in a 6-man tag match, featuring the team of Brian Lee, Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers.. Against.. Spunk, Angelo Sabatini and Bobo Gomez, and well, this match is NOW!
The fans are red hot for this match, as this is a huge 6-man tag, with Dan Sommers having no love loss with Bobo Gomez and of course Angelo Sabatini, Spunk having no qualms with beating up Tommy Fiero and of course, livid over Brian Lee from earlier. Spunk thought, not looking so hot as he still looks shaken up from Lee's attack from before.
All 6 men were on fire tonight, Spunk doing his best to keep his head in the game, but ended up almost a non-factor. The finish to the match was exciting, as Dan Sommers displayed his amazing power and brutalness, as he hoists Sabatini up onto his shoulders and sends him crashing down onto his knee, a sick crack heard throughout the arena as the ref slides in to check on Angelo, and he is calling this! Angelo is out!
Brian Lee/Tommy Fiero/Dan Sommers(O) (28:22 -- Alabama Nightmare -- CRITICAL!) Spunk/Bobo Gomez/Angelo Sabatini(X)
Now we cut to backstage, where Jason Blackhart is warming up, when Seamus McFadden approaches him.
JB: What do YOU want?
McFadden: Oh, nothing mah boy, just wishin' you the best of luck. I'll wish you.. The luck o' the Irish, mah boy!
*Ronnie quietly steps in behind them, pulling a vial from his pants, uncorking it and pouring some white powder into his drink and slipping out back again*
JB: YEAH! Um, I don't need luck, and I don't need anything from YOU.
*He picks up his Dr. Pepper and takes a big swig of it*
JB: Ahhh! All I need is my Dr. Pepper and I'm ready to take on the world.
*McFadden cackles as JB finishes off the Dr. Pepper, and tosses the can into a recycling bin behind him.. He winks at the camera and gives a thumbs up*
JB: Kids, don't forget to recycle or something, and uh, FUCK YOU!
*JB flips off McFadden, then kick -- WHAM! -- STUNNER! STUNNER ON MCFADDEN!*
This leads us to our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING.. Folks, this is it, winner takes all, winner takes on Jack Dod.
It was JB and Dante, back and forth, JB throwing everything at Dante, and Dante fighting like a real man. JB and Dante are HOSSES ON FIRE, but JB begins to slow down. It looks like JB is having a hard time keeping his footing, growing kind of sloppy. When he starts whiffing punches the fans are starting to get leery. JB is having a hard time even standing up now! He keeps fight, as he is Jason Blackhart and will never say die, but something is wrong here, something is very, very wrong! DAnte is in control as things spill to the outside. JB can't seem to keep his head into this, he whiffs a punch and Dante hoists him up onto his shoulders -- HULK BUSTER! HULK BUSTER! Holy shit JB's head just smacked against the cold, hard concrete!
Dante slow up to his feet, JB not moving at all, as the ref is counting.. 15....16... Dante is pulling himself together.. 17.. 18... 19.. 20! Its over, Dante Black is your new challenger, and JB is just fucking out of it! He is not moving!
Dante Black (11:23 -- Count Out) Jason Blackhart
Oh christ, Jack Dod's music! Jack Dod! What is he doing out here? Jack Dod is attacking Jason Blackhart!! JB is struggling up to his feet -- HUGE SPEAR BY JACK DOD! My god, Jack just drilled JB, JB's head smacking against the side of the apron, followed by the concrete! That was just a DODSMASH if I've ever seen one! Jack picks Jason up -- KICK -- WHAM! -- DODSMACK ON THE OUTSIDE!!! DODSMACK!! JB IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! Somebody has to stop this, somebody has to stop Jack Dod! The refs are running out of the ramp, but McFadden is standing in their way, his neck in a brace, ordering them to stand down or he'll fire them!
Jack has Jason by the hair, and Jason is just a limp corpse.. PILEDRIVER ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE! FOLKS, THAT IS IT! JB IS HURT! Finally Jack Dod steps down, only after degrading JB tonight.
WHAT A NIGHT! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
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