12.30.07 | Pro-Wrestling WILD | WILD Resolution.08
Note: Due to technical difficulties I was unable to capture sound, so music is in the place of in-game sound. Difficulties with capturing the cage match (tech glitches) meant it will be a write-up only
We welcome you on the eve of the eve of 2008 to WILD Resolution.08, and we have a card jam-packed for you tonight, as Jason Blackhart finally gets his shot at Jack Dod, Dante Black will attempt to get vengeance for the months of abuse he has received from Tommy Fiero, YUSUKE will have his shot at Spunk after Spunk turned his back on YUSUKE and the fans, the WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship will be decided, the International Heavyweight Championship is on the line and we have a STEEL CAGE match between LRI and the Celtic Bruisers for the WILD Tag Team Championship.
To kick things off, we have a pleasant surprise for the fans, as we have a junior heavyweight scramble between 3 junior heavyweight contenders MIRYOKO, Kyle Walker and Paradigm!
Music: Days of the New -- Dancing with the Wind
The fans got exactly what they asked for in a WILD junior heavyweight scramble to get them amped up to start the show. It was quick-paced, with MIRYOKO trying to slow the pace down, bringing out his wide array of submissions into the mix, while Kyle and Paradigm were slugging it out and quickening the match. The match finished off with MIRYOKO capitalizing one both men's fatigue level, as Paradigm hits the Cradle Piledriver on Kyle Walker, but is too dazed to make the cover, as MIRYOKO locks in the Cattle Mutilation on Walker and that was that.
Music: Neurosis -- Given to the Rising
The next match is for the WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship, this is a tournament finals where Billy Hollywood will face off with Juan Leche. Juan Leche, the established veteran of Pro-Wrestling WILD's Junior Heavyweight division finally has his chance to win the big one, but he has to go through Billy Hollywood, the... unique newcomer to WILD. It was a back and forth match, with Hollywood's unique brand of.. well, sexual molestation offense really getting under the skin of Juan Leche. It must be impossible to get over having a man like Hollywood groping, poking and prodding as opposed to simply fighting like a man... And it was overwhelming for Leche, as a frankensteiner from Hollywood (with... grinding, I should add) was enough for a quick 3-count, crowning Billy Hollywood as the new WILD Junior Heavyweight Champion.
Music: Vintersorg -- The Explorer
The third match is for the WILD International Heavyweight Championship, between Mr. Canada X, Shady and the champion, Dan Sommers. This match is a big deal for Sommers, who feels insulted by Shady and him interrupting his beatdown of Jason Blackhart, as well as their other recent interactions. Shady has everything to gain, as he could win back the title that he introduced to the company as the CWD Hardkore Championship. Shady has been able to avoid the deadly Alabama Nightmare thusfar, but he has to be worried about that big knee to the face that has felled many opponents in the past few months. It was a back and forth match, with Shady actually dominating a good portion of the late parts of the match, much to Sommers' chagrin. Shady had Sommers reeling on the outside, Shady attempting to get a count-out win when something snapped in Sommers, as he charges back in and was able to hit the Alabama Nightmare -- and it connects full force! The ref pushes Sommers out of the way as he smirks his evil smirk and checks on Shady, and he calls for the bell and for medical attention.
Music: Iron Maiden -- A Thin Line Between Love and Hate
Since Spunk's shocking turn just a few weeks ago he and the other of the Cerberus have been on a rampage, involving a huge incident between those three and the fans, with them tearing fans over the barriers, injuring a few and forcing WILD's lawyers to settle with a few of them. YUSUKE stuck up for Spunk even when Spunk had turned on him, and in the end it was Spunk who continually betrayed the gullible YUSUKE. This match was a brutal, with YUSUKE bloodying Spunk up and assaulting him with a wide array of suplexes and strikes, only for Spunk to come back and brutalize him. YUSUKE was saved later on by the ropes after a brutal running face kick from Spunk! YUSUKE came back with a big dragon suplex but only scores the 2.999! The German Suplex that followed it had the same results, with YUSUKE looking frustrated now, and Spunk looking surprised by his former student's resilience. Spunk stumbles up and rolls YUSUKE up! 1!! 2!! 3!! Spunk just stole this one!
Music: Tool -- Eulogy
Now comes Dante Black against Tommy Fiero, a match that Dante Black has been waiting for since their last meeting -- not because Fiero beat him, but the other way around. Its because Dante beat Tommy and Tommy has refused to let this go. The past few months Dante can't turn a corner without being attacked by not only Fiero, but Brian Lee, and then Spunk, who turned on him in a tag team match. Since then Dante has been in and out of the hospital for numerous injuries, with the last injustice being Fiero going after a fan with a chair just to rile up Dante and force him (who was beating Fiero down, by the by) to dive in the way and force himself to further injury. This match played out very similarly to their last meeting, with back-and-forth action, with Dante hitting the Hulk Buster, but Fiero able to tie himself up in the ropes to avoid getting pinned. Fiero recovered and hit a high crossbody on Dante for a nearfall. Dante's luck seemed to have run out as he hits a second Hulk Buster on Fiero! He is looking to just murder Fiero, letting out all of the past few months' stress out on Fiero, but Fiero again with his foot on the ropes. Fiero utilized his speed and kicks throughout the whole match, scoring a nearfall with a diving body press, this just angering Dante Black as Dante pulls himself back up, Fiero trying to recover and Dante hitting a scary lariat to the back of the head on Fiero, Fiero going down hard for a 3-count!
The next match was too brutal for television, as it was a meeting between LRI and the Celtic Bruisers, in a feud so brutal that it culminated into a brutal cage match between the two. LRI came to the ring with weapons, as they are ready to just throw down. That doesn't mean that the Bruisers were caught off-guard, oh no, they came in ready to brawl. They didn't bring any weapons with them, instead they just brought their fists, and that was enough for them! Stuart, who was caught off his game the last time Sean and himself met due to a loss to Spunk the night before seemed to be more on his game tonight as the first thing he did was go for a fork in his boot and start stabbing away Gabriel, opening up a huge cut above his forehead almost right away, as Baker is fighting off VD.
The cage itself came into play early on, with Baker ducking a diving lariat from VD and sandwiching him between the ropes and the cage, upside down as Baker charges at him, uncharacteristically tossing his body at VD, sandwiching him against the cage! At the same time Stuart is slamming Sean's head against the cage, only for Sean to catch himself, then slam Stuart's face into it, following up by grinding his face against the fencing, opening up a huge gusher on his forehead! This has just turned into a bloodbath, as VD has also opened up a gusher from crashing into the cage.
From here it is brawling galore, with fists, chops, headbutts and kicks flying around all over the place. Sean catches Stuart with a lariat and is heading up top, looking for a diving fist drop, only for VD to pull Stuart out of the way, Sean's fist nailing the mat! Paddy elbows VD in the back of the head, hard, sending him crashing to the mat. Stuart is picking himself up as Paddy is laying the fists on thick right onto the cut. He double underhooks him and hits a big double arm suplex on Stuart! He makes a cover, but its only a nearfall as VD is able to hop over for the save.
There is blood covering the mat now, as 3 out of the 4 are busted wide open. Sean is trying to pick himself up, bloody and his hand bothering him, as he stands up right into a running STO from VD, planting him to the mat! Stuart and Paddy are brawling back and forth as VD approaches with a chair and BAM! -- cracks Paddy across the skull with the chair! Paddy Baker is busted wide open now, as he rolls around on the mat trying to assess the damage, only to have both of LRI raining down the blows on his skull! VD picks him up, sets him up for a backdrop and calls for Stuart to do the coup de grace! Stuart off the ropes and he NAILS the Burning Lariat, sending Baker into the backdrop from VD! Stuart falls over him for the cover... 1.........2.........2.999!! Sean dove over for the save and just got it in the nick of time. All four men are busted wide open, blood everywhere!
Sean goes for a right hand on Stuart, and it connects but it might have hurt him as much as it hurt Stuart! Paddy is still down, trying to dust the cobwebs off of him, as VD is pulling himself up the ropes. Sean picks up a chair from the ground and smashes VD across the skull with it, and he might be out! Stuart is picking himself up, and Sean is peppering him with left hands, we have blood literally spraying off of him as the fists connect with his face! Sean goes for a lariat, but Stuart is able to duck it, Sean face first into the cage.. Stuart calling for a lariat now, which would sandwich Sean against the cage! He bolts off the ropes, throwing his arm, and Paddy pulls himself up and pulls his partner out of the way, Stuart running face first into the cage! Sean quickly gathers himself up, hooks Stuart and hits a backdrop suplex hold! Paddy Baker quickly pulls himself up and lays over Stuart's legs, keeping him pinned to the mat... 1...........2...........3!! Its over! The Celtic Bruisers have won this brutal, bloody battle!
Music: Wolves in the Throne Room -- Behold the Vastness and Sorrow
Now its time for the big one, the Unified WILD Heavyweight Championship, Jack Dod, the champion versus Jason Blackhart. This one is months in the making, with Jack Dod winning the UWH Championship from Twinky, and Jason Blackhart narrowly losing a tournament final to Dante Black, at the hands of Jack Dod. Since then, its been back and forth, with many, many obstacles in Blackhart's way; The entire Dod Squad, Seamus McFadden, a bounty out on his head, Cerberus, and so on and so on. Multiple attacks, multiple concussions on Blackhart and we have finally reached this point!
Both men in the ring, the introductions are done, the entrance gear is shed, the title has been presented to both, and it is go time! Things came to a head right away, and what ensued was pure chaos, both men throwing their entire arsenal of moves at each other. Jack Dod did things in twos; two Four Figure Leg Locks, two Dodsmacks and Blackhart would not go down! JB hit 3 stunners, with none of them able to put Dod away, nor did the Moose Strangulation, what we have is a complete stalemate! The champ is bloodied, bruised and takes his third stunner late in the match for a two-count. The champ springs up and he walks right into the Decepticon Driver! 1!! 2!! 3!!! We have a NEWWWWWWWWWWWW Champion! Jason Blackhart has overcome the odds and won himself the big one!
Blackhart celebrating in the ring with his title as the Dod Squad helps Jack Dod to the back, him looking defeated and beaten. This has been quite a show! Thank you for joining us!
1. MIRYOKO (19:03 -- Cattle Mutilation) Kyle Walker, Paradigm
2. WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship: Billy Hollywood (14:54 -- Hollywoodsteiner) Juan Leche
3. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers(C) (10:38 -- KO) Shady
4. Spunk (14:42 -- Inside Cradle) YUSUKE
5. Dante Black (14:05 -- Lariat) Tommy Fiero
6. Pro-Wrestling WILD Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker)(O) (15:04 -- Backdrop Hold) Los Rudos Infernos (Stuart Robinson(X)/VD Dod)
7. Unified WILD Heavyweight Championship: Jason Blackhart (22:03 -- Decepticon Driver) Jack Dod
12.16.2007
12.16 -- WILD TV
12.16 -- WILD TV
We kick off our show with highlights of last night's episode of Saturday Night, including the WILD christmas party, where seemingly anything could and did happen. We go from there right to Bobo Gomez facing off with the big, bad love machine Ronnie Dod. Ronnie, coming off a tough loss for the tag belts, claiming it was Aleks' fault, so tonight he gets a chance of redemption of sorts, getting to show people how the Dod Squad gets things done. The only problem was that he didn't win, he tried, but his Love Pump of a finish couldn't connect on Gomez, who was able to fight him off, then hit a huge backdrop and follow it up with the big MUSO.
With the International Heavyweight Championship match set for December 30th between Dan Sommers and Shady, the last thing Sommers would want is for a very angry Angelo Sabatini to come back. Well, he did, and he is looking for Sommers. Sommers either being too dumb or full of pride couldn't back down from a challenge, so this week its Sabatini getting his chance for revenge on the man who put him out for a while in Dan Sommers. Sabatini showed his newfound fire and intensity against Sommers, but Sommers was able to dish it right back out. What we had was the battle of the big, tough bruisers here, with the fans on the edge of their seats ready for one of them to get the win. But things take a turn for the worse when Sommers slips out of what would be a Sabatini Slam and hits the Reverse DDT on Angelo. He could have had it there, but he wants to add insult to injury, he picks Sabatini up and delivers a running powerslam of his own! We all remember months ago when Sommers beat Angelo with his own move. He makes the cover.. 1....2.....2.999! Sommers pulled Sabatini up! What does he have in store here, only Sommers knows as he picks Angelo up by the hair, Angelo ever-the-fighter is swinging wildly, but Sommers able to keep him at bay before slapping him across the face and then hoisting him up onto his shoulders! He is going for the Nightmare, and he swings around, catching Angelo's feet right at ref Druid's face! Druid is down!
Sommers is going for it, and wait a minute, its Shady with a seal club! He nails Sommers in the stomach with it and Angelo slips behind him as Sommers is stunned, he turns around to a huge right hand from Sabatini! Sommers is down, Sommers stumbles up to his feet and walks right into the waiting arms of Sabatini, and Sabatini with the big Sabatini Slam! He makes the cover as Shady pokes at Druid for him to get up, Druid crawls over and checks the shoulders... 1............2...........3!! Sabatini with the big win over Sommers with some help from Shady!
We now watch some clips from last night's show, where Stuart Robinson got a big chance at Spunk, and looked to be int he driver's seat, busting Spunk wide open before Spunk's darkside showed through and he just annihilated Stuart, and left him contemplating if maybe there is a conspiracy against Stuart. Well, needless to say Stuart's mind was not in his match with Sean Gabriel at all tonight, as he is nervously checking behind him, eyeballing the fans and shouting at them that he knows what they are up to. He did put up a fight against Gabriel, but when a fan in the crowd got up, turned his back to the ring and was waving wildly towards the section behind him, Stuart got distracted, believing that this could be the big moment where the conspiracy takes its toll. Well, Gabriel nails him from behind with a big right hand and Stuart looks hurt. He picks Stuart up and connects with the Cloverplex for the 1,2,3.
Two members of the Cereberus, the Hellhounds, Spunk and Tommy Fiero took on their respective enemies here tonight in Dante Black and YUSUKE. Dante and YUSUKE causing trouble for Spunk, Fiero and Lee last week, interrupting their riot. Dante after suffering massive amounts of beatings at the hands of Fiero and Lee as well as Spunk over the past few weeks, hell months and tonight is another stop on the road to Fiero vs Dante II, and what is Spunk vs YUSUKE's first official meeting. It was back and forth, with Dante's nagging injuries still not healed up and both men focusing on the ribs of Dante Black, Spunk with kicks and Fiero with fists and elbows. YUSUKE making the occasional save, but with both men just wearing heavily on Dante. What ended up deciding the match was something quite suspect -- Fiero was on the outside, Dante down and Fiero reaching into the crowd for a chair, looking to put the coup de grace on Dante Black, and rendering him useless for their big match in just 2 weeks when the fan would not let go of the chair! The fan is fighting with Fiero, not letting him take it and possibly further injure Dante Black, and Fiero now kicking the fingers of the fan to loosen his grip on the chair, breaking it free. Fiero has it in hand now, and he has that look in his eye, he isn't going to hit Dante, he is going to hit the fan! He is winding up and the color in the fan's face has just wiped out as he is trying to backpedal, but the mass of people behind him is unrelenting, Fiero ready to unload -- DANTE JUMPS INTO THE WAY! Dante just took an unprotected chairshot to the skull! He is busted wide open and it looks like he is just out of it, we have officials out here checking on him as Fiero back into the ring, and its 2-on-1, officially.
YUSUKE does his best to fend off the Hellhounds, but the odds were just not in his favor. He is going for a CAPTURE Suplex on Spunk, and Fiero with a low blow, followed by the Whammy Bar! YUSUKE is completely out of it here, with Spunk as the legal man regaining his composure, and he has a sick grin on his face, the blood from the wound on his forehead from the match last night busted back open, blood seeping down his face, outlining his features as he wipes some out of his eyes, then licks it off of his wrist. He looks like a complete sicko in there as he is on his hands and knees, shouting at YUSUKE for him to get up, to get his ass up.. YUSUKE moving himself up to his hands and knees as Spunk launches himself off of the ropes, YUSUKE trying to pull himself up and out of the way but can't, as Spunk unloads a SFK on him! YUSUKE is just out of it now, Spunk with a one-handed cover.. 1....2.. And Fiero is asking him to pull him back up, and Spunk obliges. The ref is arguing with them, but when they both threaten him he backs down. Spunk pulling YUSUKE back up slowly, and he picks him up -- MF-1! Both men place one foot on his chest and 1...2....3, this one is waaaay over.
The team that for the time-being I'm going to call Hellhounds not only declared war on Jason Blackhart, Dante Black, YUSUKE and any do-gooder in the land, but the Dods as well, and last week we had a big tag match against the Dods. Well, Caleb Dod was the one to take the fall when Jack decided to save himself for a greater cause, so now Caleb has a chance at retribution against Brian Lee, whose LSD did the damage on him and signified the end for the Dods. Brian Lee was not going to let the big Dod get the better of him, though. While Lee was overpowered, Lee is a man whose mind is always ticking, and what happened was things went to hell when Lee was not getting his way. What it turned into was Lee running out into the crowd and just pulling people out of their chairs and tossing the chairs at the ring, some bouncing back, some missing and some flying into the ring. The ref is trying to continually clear the ring of these while keeping up his count before Dod goes to the outside trying to stop it, catching a chair to the face for his troubles. They brawl aroudn a bit before spilling back into the ring, with Lee looking for the LSD, but Dod being too heavy and powerful for him to get up, Dod pushes him off the ropes and squashes him with a lariat before he calls for the big Chokeslam! He picks Lee up for it, and he has him up -- Lee rakes the eyes! Lee like a snake rolls through, grape vining the leg and locking on a big heel hook! Caleb has had enough and he is forced to tap out, and Lee is ecstatic! Lee attempting to celebrate before Caleb gathers himself up and tries to attack Lee, with Lee rolling out of the ring and starts tossing chairs into the ring then retreating.
Now we move on to the main event, as beforehand, backstage we see Seamus McFadden attempting to hype HOCK up the match, pulling out a wad of cash and waving it in front of him, HOCK going nuts (still chained to the wall, mind you, they don't just let him run around on his own), salivating at not only the chance of extreme violence, but taking Jason Blackhart out and getting that money. JB is in the ring now as Seamus gets out a pair of bolt cutters and lets HOCK loose, as HOCK takes off, taking a few crew members down in the process. JB is looking for revenge from last week, as he isn't going to wait for HOCK to get to the ring, he bolts towards the entranceway, meeting HOCK with a lariat! They brawl around a bit, HOCK still with a piece of chain on him, trying to whip JB with it, but JB catching it and dragging him to the ring with it! HOCK kept trying to use this piece of chain in his favor, but kept missing before JB finally tangled it up in the ropes, effectively tying HOCK to the ropes, with JB just unloading with punches and headbutts on HOCK, who has fallen limp, but still twitching. JB untangles him and rolls him over for the cover.. 1....2... NO! HOCK kicks out! HOCK to his feet now as he is shadowboxing like a drunken sailor, just looking for somebody to hit, and he pulls ref Druid by his shirt, and Druid looks like he just wet his pants! JB taps him on the shoulder, HOCK turns around -- KICK -- WHAM -- STUNNER! STUNNER! HOCK is hurt! HOCK hops back up, grasping at his neck and JB with a big thrusting uppercut, and he locks in the Moose Strangulation! HOCK is kicking and screaming, completely out of control as JB grabs a hold of the chain and wraps it around his neck for even more leverage, forcing HOCK to go limp, the ref pulling JB off of him, as JB calls out for a Dr. Pepper! The timekeeper tosses him one as he cracks it open and celebrates! He calls for another, and here comes Seamus waddling down and he looks livid as he is trying to attack JB with his cane -- STUNNER! JB turns around and is face-to-face with Jack Dod -- THE CHAMP! Jack Dod has the title in hand as he holds it right in front of JB's face, as JB just looks at him, then at the title, then at his hand and SMACK -- nails the champ in the face with a can of Dr. Pepper, exploding all over him! Jack Dod rolls out of the ring, grabbing the title from inside of the ring before stomping off as JB celebrates with another Dr. Pepper and we FADE.
1. Bobo Gomez (14:44 -- MUSO) Ronnie Dod
2. Angelo Sabatini (20:14 -- Sabatini Slam) Dan Sommers
3. Sean Gabriel (6:44 -- Cloverplex) Stuart Robinson
4. Spunk(O)/Tommy Fiero (17:20 -- MF-1) Dante Black/YUSUKE(X)
5. Brian Lee (26:19 -- Heel Hook) Caleb Dod
6. Jason Blackhart (7:34 -- Moose Strangulation) HOCK
We kick off our show with highlights of last night's episode of Saturday Night, including the WILD christmas party, where seemingly anything could and did happen. We go from there right to Bobo Gomez facing off with the big, bad love machine Ronnie Dod. Ronnie, coming off a tough loss for the tag belts, claiming it was Aleks' fault, so tonight he gets a chance of redemption of sorts, getting to show people how the Dod Squad gets things done. The only problem was that he didn't win, he tried, but his Love Pump of a finish couldn't connect on Gomez, who was able to fight him off, then hit a huge backdrop and follow it up with the big MUSO.
With the International Heavyweight Championship match set for December 30th between Dan Sommers and Shady, the last thing Sommers would want is for a very angry Angelo Sabatini to come back. Well, he did, and he is looking for Sommers. Sommers either being too dumb or full of pride couldn't back down from a challenge, so this week its Sabatini getting his chance for revenge on the man who put him out for a while in Dan Sommers. Sabatini showed his newfound fire and intensity against Sommers, but Sommers was able to dish it right back out. What we had was the battle of the big, tough bruisers here, with the fans on the edge of their seats ready for one of them to get the win. But things take a turn for the worse when Sommers slips out of what would be a Sabatini Slam and hits the Reverse DDT on Angelo. He could have had it there, but he wants to add insult to injury, he picks Sabatini up and delivers a running powerslam of his own! We all remember months ago when Sommers beat Angelo with his own move. He makes the cover.. 1....2.....2.999! Sommers pulled Sabatini up! What does he have in store here, only Sommers knows as he picks Angelo up by the hair, Angelo ever-the-fighter is swinging wildly, but Sommers able to keep him at bay before slapping him across the face and then hoisting him up onto his shoulders! He is going for the Nightmare, and he swings around, catching Angelo's feet right at ref Druid's face! Druid is down!
Sommers is going for it, and wait a minute, its Shady with a seal club! He nails Sommers in the stomach with it and Angelo slips behind him as Sommers is stunned, he turns around to a huge right hand from Sabatini! Sommers is down, Sommers stumbles up to his feet and walks right into the waiting arms of Sabatini, and Sabatini with the big Sabatini Slam! He makes the cover as Shady pokes at Druid for him to get up, Druid crawls over and checks the shoulders... 1............2...........3!! Sabatini with the big win over Sommers with some help from Shady!
We now watch some clips from last night's show, where Stuart Robinson got a big chance at Spunk, and looked to be int he driver's seat, busting Spunk wide open before Spunk's darkside showed through and he just annihilated Stuart, and left him contemplating if maybe there is a conspiracy against Stuart. Well, needless to say Stuart's mind was not in his match with Sean Gabriel at all tonight, as he is nervously checking behind him, eyeballing the fans and shouting at them that he knows what they are up to. He did put up a fight against Gabriel, but when a fan in the crowd got up, turned his back to the ring and was waving wildly towards the section behind him, Stuart got distracted, believing that this could be the big moment where the conspiracy takes its toll. Well, Gabriel nails him from behind with a big right hand and Stuart looks hurt. He picks Stuart up and connects with the Cloverplex for the 1,2,3.
Two members of the Cereberus, the Hellhounds, Spunk and Tommy Fiero took on their respective enemies here tonight in Dante Black and YUSUKE. Dante and YUSUKE causing trouble for Spunk, Fiero and Lee last week, interrupting their riot. Dante after suffering massive amounts of beatings at the hands of Fiero and Lee as well as Spunk over the past few weeks, hell months and tonight is another stop on the road to Fiero vs Dante II, and what is Spunk vs YUSUKE's first official meeting. It was back and forth, with Dante's nagging injuries still not healed up and both men focusing on the ribs of Dante Black, Spunk with kicks and Fiero with fists and elbows. YUSUKE making the occasional save, but with both men just wearing heavily on Dante. What ended up deciding the match was something quite suspect -- Fiero was on the outside, Dante down and Fiero reaching into the crowd for a chair, looking to put the coup de grace on Dante Black, and rendering him useless for their big match in just 2 weeks when the fan would not let go of the chair! The fan is fighting with Fiero, not letting him take it and possibly further injure Dante Black, and Fiero now kicking the fingers of the fan to loosen his grip on the chair, breaking it free. Fiero has it in hand now, and he has that look in his eye, he isn't going to hit Dante, he is going to hit the fan! He is winding up and the color in the fan's face has just wiped out as he is trying to backpedal, but the mass of people behind him is unrelenting, Fiero ready to unload -- DANTE JUMPS INTO THE WAY! Dante just took an unprotected chairshot to the skull! He is busted wide open and it looks like he is just out of it, we have officials out here checking on him as Fiero back into the ring, and its 2-on-1, officially.
YUSUKE does his best to fend off the Hellhounds, but the odds were just not in his favor. He is going for a CAPTURE Suplex on Spunk, and Fiero with a low blow, followed by the Whammy Bar! YUSUKE is completely out of it here, with Spunk as the legal man regaining his composure, and he has a sick grin on his face, the blood from the wound on his forehead from the match last night busted back open, blood seeping down his face, outlining his features as he wipes some out of his eyes, then licks it off of his wrist. He looks like a complete sicko in there as he is on his hands and knees, shouting at YUSUKE for him to get up, to get his ass up.. YUSUKE moving himself up to his hands and knees as Spunk launches himself off of the ropes, YUSUKE trying to pull himself up and out of the way but can't, as Spunk unloads a SFK on him! YUSUKE is just out of it now, Spunk with a one-handed cover.. 1....2.. And Fiero is asking him to pull him back up, and Spunk obliges. The ref is arguing with them, but when they both threaten him he backs down. Spunk pulling YUSUKE back up slowly, and he picks him up -- MF-1! Both men place one foot on his chest and 1...2....3, this one is waaaay over.
The team that for the time-being I'm going to call Hellhounds not only declared war on Jason Blackhart, Dante Black, YUSUKE and any do-gooder in the land, but the Dods as well, and last week we had a big tag match against the Dods. Well, Caleb Dod was the one to take the fall when Jack decided to save himself for a greater cause, so now Caleb has a chance at retribution against Brian Lee, whose LSD did the damage on him and signified the end for the Dods. Brian Lee was not going to let the big Dod get the better of him, though. While Lee was overpowered, Lee is a man whose mind is always ticking, and what happened was things went to hell when Lee was not getting his way. What it turned into was Lee running out into the crowd and just pulling people out of their chairs and tossing the chairs at the ring, some bouncing back, some missing and some flying into the ring. The ref is trying to continually clear the ring of these while keeping up his count before Dod goes to the outside trying to stop it, catching a chair to the face for his troubles. They brawl aroudn a bit before spilling back into the ring, with Lee looking for the LSD, but Dod being too heavy and powerful for him to get up, Dod pushes him off the ropes and squashes him with a lariat before he calls for the big Chokeslam! He picks Lee up for it, and he has him up -- Lee rakes the eyes! Lee like a snake rolls through, grape vining the leg and locking on a big heel hook! Caleb has had enough and he is forced to tap out, and Lee is ecstatic! Lee attempting to celebrate before Caleb gathers himself up and tries to attack Lee, with Lee rolling out of the ring and starts tossing chairs into the ring then retreating.
Now we move on to the main event, as beforehand, backstage we see Seamus McFadden attempting to hype HOCK up the match, pulling out a wad of cash and waving it in front of him, HOCK going nuts (still chained to the wall, mind you, they don't just let him run around on his own), salivating at not only the chance of extreme violence, but taking Jason Blackhart out and getting that money. JB is in the ring now as Seamus gets out a pair of bolt cutters and lets HOCK loose, as HOCK takes off, taking a few crew members down in the process. JB is looking for revenge from last week, as he isn't going to wait for HOCK to get to the ring, he bolts towards the entranceway, meeting HOCK with a lariat! They brawl around a bit, HOCK still with a piece of chain on him, trying to whip JB with it, but JB catching it and dragging him to the ring with it! HOCK kept trying to use this piece of chain in his favor, but kept missing before JB finally tangled it up in the ropes, effectively tying HOCK to the ropes, with JB just unloading with punches and headbutts on HOCK, who has fallen limp, but still twitching. JB untangles him and rolls him over for the cover.. 1....2... NO! HOCK kicks out! HOCK to his feet now as he is shadowboxing like a drunken sailor, just looking for somebody to hit, and he pulls ref Druid by his shirt, and Druid looks like he just wet his pants! JB taps him on the shoulder, HOCK turns around -- KICK -- WHAM -- STUNNER! STUNNER! HOCK is hurt! HOCK hops back up, grasping at his neck and JB with a big thrusting uppercut, and he locks in the Moose Strangulation! HOCK is kicking and screaming, completely out of control as JB grabs a hold of the chain and wraps it around his neck for even more leverage, forcing HOCK to go limp, the ref pulling JB off of him, as JB calls out for a Dr. Pepper! The timekeeper tosses him one as he cracks it open and celebrates! He calls for another, and here comes Seamus waddling down and he looks livid as he is trying to attack JB with his cane -- STUNNER! JB turns around and is face-to-face with Jack Dod -- THE CHAMP! Jack Dod has the title in hand as he holds it right in front of JB's face, as JB just looks at him, then at the title, then at his hand and SMACK -- nails the champ in the face with a can of Dr. Pepper, exploding all over him! Jack Dod rolls out of the ring, grabbing the title from inside of the ring before stomping off as JB celebrates with another Dr. Pepper and we FADE.
1. Bobo Gomez (14:44 -- MUSO) Ronnie Dod
2. Angelo Sabatini (20:14 -- Sabatini Slam) Dan Sommers
3. Sean Gabriel (6:44 -- Cloverplex) Stuart Robinson
4. Spunk(O)/Tommy Fiero (17:20 -- MF-1) Dante Black/YUSUKE(X)
5. Brian Lee (26:19 -- Heel Hook) Caleb Dod
6. Jason Blackhart (7:34 -- Moose Strangulation) HOCK
12.15.2007
WILD Saturday Night #10
So the big news this week wasn’t the build up towards WILD Resolution ’08, that crazed maelstrom of violence as hated rivals jockey for position, hoping to gain the slightest advantage, the narrowest edge. Nope, it wasn’t even the heinous attack on Pro Wrestling WILD fans committed by Spunk, Brian Lee and Tommy Fiero, an attack that should, by all rights, have driven ticket sales to record depths but, in fact, spiked them to new heights! (Apparently Pro Wrestling WILD fans are masochists) Don’t get me wrong, these things are definitely news worthy, but pale in comparison to what transpired at the Pro Wrestling WILD office Christmas party this Friday past…
Oh man, I wish I were joking. We’ve all been there, counting down the minutes until we can comfortably leave without offending the boss or the sweet old lady in accounting that took the time to hang the decorations with care. Looking the other way as Bob from the copy room dives into a winning rendition of “That’s Life” after one too many trips to the punch bowl, even though there isn’t a karaoke machine anywhere to be seen. Faking your best smile when you receive a mint green reindeer tie from your Secret Santa. Now, imagine all these things and thirty-odd steroid jacked professional athletes packed into a conference room at the local Marriott, drinking the complimentary Old Milwaukee beer and brandied egg nog, trying their best to forget that, just last week, they more than likely tried to kill someone in that very room and you have a recipe for … DISASTER.
Well, kind of. You see, in the contract of each and every Pro Wrestling WILD wrestler there is a stipulation that any violence that takes place at the annual Christmas party is grounds for immediate dismissal. (Holiday season and all!) However, this doesn’t prevent any drunken challenges from being issued, or egos being burned by slurred insults or valets being abducted and violated in the coat room thus leading to future comeuppance once said valet’s meal ticket discovers what has happened. Not that the latter happened (probably more because of lack of attractive valet’s in WILD at the moments more than lack of restraint on the behalf of WILD ne’er do well) but you can bet your bottom dollar the former two instances did, with several having a direct bearing on this week’s WILD Saturday Night schedule!
Yes folks, it’s time for your favorite stars to give the gift of HATE, settle those old differences before starting anew in 2008! (Betcha wish you could do this at your work, huh …)
The very first match of the night featured tag action between the Zombis and Melancholia (shaDow & eDo), the former sporting brand new muzzles as part of an agreement reached with the WILD Board of Directors. Following last week’s craziness (note to reader: READ SHOW #9!) the decision was made to ban the Zombis outright for excessive consumption of human flesh, but Zombie Master worked a little overtime at the Christmas party, buttering them up with a rare Jamaican rum and Cuban cigars while explaining that his charges aren’t REALLY dangerous, more like “Voodoo Zombies” that mistakenly think they have to feed on the living to survive.
It would seem rum and cigars go a long way towards greasing the palms of bureaucrats, as they overturned their earlier decision to ban the Zombis, with the caveat that they wear muzzles until they can be cured of their unfortunate “nibbling fetish”. Of course this did not sit well with Melancholia or their new mentor, professional zombie hunter Autolocus Stern, and when they found out a challenge was immediately issued and subsequently accepted, with the Zombie Master warning them that any attempts at damaging the brains of the Zombis would be met with swift retribution in the form of a lawsuit for “violating the rights of the living impaired”, they were slightly dismayed yet undaunted!
The match turned out to be a short one as the Zombis weren’t really all that competent with their most effective weapon taken away, kind of stumbling about and flailing their arms and spending a lot of time bumping into one another. This was despite the best efforts of the Zombie Master at ringside, who was trying his best to direct his Zombis through voodoo sorcery but failing due to hangover. With Autolocus Stern looking on with great favor shaDow scored the pinfall for his team with a suicide bomb, bringing about much celebration, that is until it was noticed Capoeira Zombi, brought to the ring as a ring second by Zombi Master, had broken free from his dog collar and was loose somewhere in the arena! A panicked search from both sides started immediately, lasting throughout the show and ending when Zombi Master found him hours later playing Dance Dance Revolution in the arcade, muzzle thankfully still intact …
Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstva failed to capture the WILD Tag Team Titles from the Celtic Bruisers on the latest installment of WILD TV, something Ronnie would not let Aleks live down at Friday’s party, berating him near constantly for all to hear, including the eavesdropping Fat Lip! Still wearing a cast after having his arm broken by Sit Kwok Fu, a beyond lubricated Fat Lip made a point to come over and mock Dodstva for being a “cracker pussy”, pointing to his own cast and bragging about his ability to wrestle with it! In case you missed the match, Dodstva’s arm was systematically targeted by the Bruisers, leading to a submission victory by Baker via chicken-wing armlock, a point not missed by Fat Lip!
So despite an alliance by association (Fat Lip being in LRI alongside Stuart Robinson and VD Dod, duh) Ronnie encouraged Aleks to defend his good name by kicking the crap out of Fat Lip on Saturday Night! This was a better match than you might expect given the weight difference, with lots of brawling and weapons used throughout. Still, Aleks just plain wore down Fat Lip with his size and took his time to mete out the punishment during the last five minutes of the match, which wound up bringing down VD Dod to pantomime in complaint to Ronnie. Ronnie seemed to agree that squashing a friend of the family wasn’t exactly in the Christmas spirit and told Aleks to wrap things up, which he did with an avalanche hold, after which they all took Fat Lip out to the local strip club. Ho ho ho!
The Christmas Spirit was alive and well in more ways than one at this show, with MIRYOKO having arranged a very special gift for close friend and WILD Jr. Heavy tourney finalist Billy Hollywood: a full body massage by noted Swedish masseuse Helga Hunkachunk atop a scaffold so he could see the Ninja Express decimate his finals opponent Juan Leche and partner Lorenzo Llamas! Awww, what a sweet gift.
The Ninjas really gave Leche and Llamas a fight, using their usual ancient Oriental trickery to great effect: mystical tags, defying the very laws of gravity, you know, ninja shit. Big time comeback late threatened to blow this one wide open in the favor of Leche and Llamas, causing Hollywood to rise up off the massage table, forcing Helga to hold him down and grunt “Massage not done yet, Helga say when massage done”. However just when it seemed Leche was going to win the match he was dropped with the deadly Touch of Death, sending him to the mat writhing in pain and easily pinned.
Llamas attempted to fight off the Ninjas so referee Martin Roeg could inspect the fallen Leche, who looked seriously injured (it was later learned the Touch of Death caused serious damage to a nerve cluster near his heart), but was quickly tossed out of the ring after a flurry of kendo stick strikes. Then MIRYOKO – clad in a kimono with the likeness of Billy Hollywood on it – came out from the back to aid in the forthcoming destruction of Leche, all while Hollywood beamed from ear to ear from atop his perch, exclaiming that this was, indeed, the very best Christmas ever! And, on the surface, it appeared to be … that is until MIRYOKO attacked his own Ninjas with a concealed steel baton and then removed his mask to reveal … KYLE WALKER?!?!?
“I wanted both of you to know that who ever wins that title at Resolution is in my sights!” smiled Walker, signaling to Helga, leading to her lifting a struggling Hollywood above her head in press slam position. “Merry fucking Christmas, Billy, and remember what happens when you fuck with a Walker. DO IT.” With that Helga dropped Billy from the scaffold, sending him crashing through a table at ringside, rendering him a crumpled heap amidst broken TV monitors and table splinters! Walker then brought his face inches away from Leche, who was struggling to get up, fighting to catch his breath. “Looks like I had the balls to take the fight to MIRYOKO and Billy that you never had, huh? So just think what I’ll do to you, Juan, if you win. Train hard and Happy Holidays!” sneered Walker, dropping the mic on Leche’s chest and strutting back to the locker rooms. Holy rogue agent Walker!!
David DaVinci was back this week, having recruited a new partner in his quest for revenge against Da Busch Boyz, who injured the knee of his partner Rhodey Colosso two months back. The partner in question turned out to be Danny Dynamite of Fusion Dojo fame and what a partner he turned out to be, his speed and amazing dropkick ability the perfect compliment to the power of DaVinci! This was a real fight but Da Boyz were clearly gassed early, struggling to keep up with their far better conditioned opponents. Da Busch Boyz new hip hop recording contract may be lining their pockets with green but the bling bling lifestyle that goes along with it has severely hampered their game, resulting in noticeable weight gain and an overall lack of focus! Couple that with the Herculean amounts of champagne they put down at the Christmas party and you have a victory for DaVinci and Dynamite via superkick, leading to much arguing after the match between Da Boyz and their manager Master P!
Paddy Baker can hold his liquor as well as just about anyone, so you know when he gets sloppy drunk he’s probably had enough to float a tugboat. This was the case at Friday’s Christmas party and, since this was an unusually pleasant drunk (he’s usually arguing about Boston area sports teams or picking fights, or both) Gilbert Theunk took the opportunity to explain why he stole the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship from him. Basically, Theunk was pretty broken up about his pop’s death and felt the Bruisers had lessened the importance of his life’s work by warring with La Cosa Nostra. Theunk explained that he thought the right thing to do was hold a series of Mid-Continental title bouts in his father’s name, as this title was won by his father several times and those reigns were cherished moments in his career. Baker agreed, they both wept openly and talked about their favorite Virgil Theunk memories late into the night, closing the party with their arms around their shoulders and Baker vowing to start the Mid-Continental defenses this Saturday, against Gilbert.
But, as it turns out, Baker really wasn’t interested in giving Theunk a competitive match, possibly faking how drunk he was to lure him into a fight and then just stretching the fuck out of him for fifteen plus minutes before defeating him with the ultimate ego killer: the body slam. Baker confirmed the ruse afterwards, calling out Sean Gabriel and putting the boots to Theunk for his theft of the belt, all while saying he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about his old man and that if he didn’t want to die he shouldn’t have smoked two packs a day! This little bout of retribution was broken up by La Cosa Nostra and Paradigm, who, upon sensing an opportunity to beat some Bruiser ass, stormed the ring and did just that!
But Paradigm provided the biggest shock of all once the Bruisers were rendered helpless, La Cosa Nostra standing over them in full-on gloat. Grabbing a chair from the outside he proceeded to interrupt their post match beat down speech of dominance with a beat down of his own, shouting that he was done being their bitch, that he was ready to begin his legacy right then and there! Wisely he did not wait around to gloat, perhaps sensing other La Cosa Nostra goons yet unrevealed that may be lurking, pulling one more surprise by grabbing the Mid-Continental title AND the arm of Gilbert Theunk and taking off through the crowd! Jesus, talk about a night of surprises!
The main event this week was easily the biggest that’s ever been on the show and we all have Stuart Robinson and beer to thank for it. With the office party in full swing Spunk, Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee crashed the proceedings, first rendering the hotel lobby a mess in typical rock and roll fashion and then making everyone really uncomfortable at the party itself by playing “I’m not touching you” while holding their fingers inches away from their noses. When that got boring Brian Lee and Tommy Fiero busied themselves with trying to pick up the underage daughters of some of the office workers, swearing that someone must have dropped acid in their drinks last week and that was why they attacked those fans. “Dude, I could have sworn the front row had machetes, I never would have hurt anyone otherwise … so you wanna get Fiero’ed up?” said Fiero to one girl who couldn’t have been much older than 16.
Spunk took the opportunity to stand atop the food table, kicking the punch bowl out of the way and giving a speech about how he had changed the industry and was going to change it again, taking time out between pauses to flick pennies at the ring crew. Just as he started to point out all the shortcomings of each and every wrestler in attendance an inebriated Stuart Robinson stumbled to the front of the crowd and laughed, declaring he had finally found Spunk and that there was no way he was going to dodge him this time, all while fumbling with a Zippo lighter and a can of Aquanet. Just before Stu could do something he would most likely really regret a WILD lawyer jumped in front of him and a laughing Spunk, shouting that physical violence would void his contract! Dejected, Stu then challenged Spunk to a match and surprisingly it was accepted!
Okay, so like I said, HUGE main event, with security brought out at ringside as a precaution and Tommy Lee and LRI banned from the arena, insuring that Spunk and Stuart Robinson would go one on one and this one-sided dispute would finally be resolved! Turns out the match was kind of one-sided as well, with Stuart opening up a gash on Spunk’s forehead really early courtesy of a razor hidden in his glove. The ref caught a glimmer of the weapon and forced Stu to remove his gloves, but the damage had been done, as torrents of the krovvy krovvy streamed down into Spunk’s eyes; we’re talking Muta .9 here folks.
Stu enjoyed the advantage for a good five minutes, keeping his distance with long-range strikes until making the mistake of applying a submission hold, which allowed Spunk to grab hold of Stu’s hair with one hand, raining punches on his face with the other while holding his bloody death mask of a face just inches from Stu’s, growling “You got yer match, what are ya gonna DO WITH IT!?!” Stu struggle free, leaving a wad of hair in Spunk’s fist, which he actually used to plug the wound, stopping the blood and sending the match clearly back in his favor. From there on out it was kicks ahoy, Spunk raining them down with intensity, Stu doing his best to work the legs in an attempt to take this very important part of Spunk’s offense away.
But in the end Spunk’s offense was just too much, and with Stu barely able to stand after taking dozens of tree crushing kicks to the ribs Spunk raised him over his shoulder, taking a few moments to bask in the jeers, and scattered cheers (some coming from fans bearing CERBERUS signs) before driving him into the mat with the MF-1 and making the cover. “There’s your fucking conspiracy theory!” let out Spunk angrily after the match, appearing extremely annoyed with the entire experience as he made his way to the back …
1) Melancholia [shaDow O/ eDo] ~12:33 Suicide Bomb~ Zombi II [Zombi I X/ Zombi II]
2) Aleks Dodstva ~25:06 Avalanche Hold~ Fat Lip
3) Ninja Express [Ninja I/ Ninja II O] ~23:22 Touch of Death~ Juan Leche X/ Lorenzo Llamas
4) David DaVinci/ Danny Dynamite O ~25:15 Super Kick~ Da Busch Boyz [Duz Busch/ Raz Busch X]
5) MID-CONTINENTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
(C) Paddy Baker ~17:27 High Angle Bodyslam~ Gilbert Theunk {3rd Successful Defense}
6) Spunk ~11:56 MF-1~ Stuart Robinson
Oh man, I wish I were joking. We’ve all been there, counting down the minutes until we can comfortably leave without offending the boss or the sweet old lady in accounting that took the time to hang the decorations with care. Looking the other way as Bob from the copy room dives into a winning rendition of “That’s Life” after one too many trips to the punch bowl, even though there isn’t a karaoke machine anywhere to be seen. Faking your best smile when you receive a mint green reindeer tie from your Secret Santa. Now, imagine all these things and thirty-odd steroid jacked professional athletes packed into a conference room at the local Marriott, drinking the complimentary Old Milwaukee beer and brandied egg nog, trying their best to forget that, just last week, they more than likely tried to kill someone in that very room and you have a recipe for … DISASTER.
Well, kind of. You see, in the contract of each and every Pro Wrestling WILD wrestler there is a stipulation that any violence that takes place at the annual Christmas party is grounds for immediate dismissal. (Holiday season and all!) However, this doesn’t prevent any drunken challenges from being issued, or egos being burned by slurred insults or valets being abducted and violated in the coat room thus leading to future comeuppance once said valet’s meal ticket discovers what has happened. Not that the latter happened (probably more because of lack of attractive valet’s in WILD at the moments more than lack of restraint on the behalf of WILD ne’er do well) but you can bet your bottom dollar the former two instances did, with several having a direct bearing on this week’s WILD Saturday Night schedule!
Yes folks, it’s time for your favorite stars to give the gift of HATE, settle those old differences before starting anew in 2008! (Betcha wish you could do this at your work, huh …)
The very first match of the night featured tag action between the Zombis and Melancholia (shaDow & eDo), the former sporting brand new muzzles as part of an agreement reached with the WILD Board of Directors. Following last week’s craziness (note to reader: READ SHOW #9!) the decision was made to ban the Zombis outright for excessive consumption of human flesh, but Zombie Master worked a little overtime at the Christmas party, buttering them up with a rare Jamaican rum and Cuban cigars while explaining that his charges aren’t REALLY dangerous, more like “Voodoo Zombies” that mistakenly think they have to feed on the living to survive.
It would seem rum and cigars go a long way towards greasing the palms of bureaucrats, as they overturned their earlier decision to ban the Zombis, with the caveat that they wear muzzles until they can be cured of their unfortunate “nibbling fetish”. Of course this did not sit well with Melancholia or their new mentor, professional zombie hunter Autolocus Stern, and when they found out a challenge was immediately issued and subsequently accepted, with the Zombie Master warning them that any attempts at damaging the brains of the Zombis would be met with swift retribution in the form of a lawsuit for “violating the rights of the living impaired”, they were slightly dismayed yet undaunted!
The match turned out to be a short one as the Zombis weren’t really all that competent with their most effective weapon taken away, kind of stumbling about and flailing their arms and spending a lot of time bumping into one another. This was despite the best efforts of the Zombie Master at ringside, who was trying his best to direct his Zombis through voodoo sorcery but failing due to hangover. With Autolocus Stern looking on with great favor shaDow scored the pinfall for his team with a suicide bomb, bringing about much celebration, that is until it was noticed Capoeira Zombi, brought to the ring as a ring second by Zombi Master, had broken free from his dog collar and was loose somewhere in the arena! A panicked search from both sides started immediately, lasting throughout the show and ending when Zombi Master found him hours later playing Dance Dance Revolution in the arcade, muzzle thankfully still intact …
Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstva failed to capture the WILD Tag Team Titles from the Celtic Bruisers on the latest installment of WILD TV, something Ronnie would not let Aleks live down at Friday’s party, berating him near constantly for all to hear, including the eavesdropping Fat Lip! Still wearing a cast after having his arm broken by Sit Kwok Fu, a beyond lubricated Fat Lip made a point to come over and mock Dodstva for being a “cracker pussy”, pointing to his own cast and bragging about his ability to wrestle with it! In case you missed the match, Dodstva’s arm was systematically targeted by the Bruisers, leading to a submission victory by Baker via chicken-wing armlock, a point not missed by Fat Lip!
So despite an alliance by association (Fat Lip being in LRI alongside Stuart Robinson and VD Dod, duh) Ronnie encouraged Aleks to defend his good name by kicking the crap out of Fat Lip on Saturday Night! This was a better match than you might expect given the weight difference, with lots of brawling and weapons used throughout. Still, Aleks just plain wore down Fat Lip with his size and took his time to mete out the punishment during the last five minutes of the match, which wound up bringing down VD Dod to pantomime in complaint to Ronnie. Ronnie seemed to agree that squashing a friend of the family wasn’t exactly in the Christmas spirit and told Aleks to wrap things up, which he did with an avalanche hold, after which they all took Fat Lip out to the local strip club. Ho ho ho!
The Christmas Spirit was alive and well in more ways than one at this show, with MIRYOKO having arranged a very special gift for close friend and WILD Jr. Heavy tourney finalist Billy Hollywood: a full body massage by noted Swedish masseuse Helga Hunkachunk atop a scaffold so he could see the Ninja Express decimate his finals opponent Juan Leche and partner Lorenzo Llamas! Awww, what a sweet gift.
The Ninjas really gave Leche and Llamas a fight, using their usual ancient Oriental trickery to great effect: mystical tags, defying the very laws of gravity, you know, ninja shit. Big time comeback late threatened to blow this one wide open in the favor of Leche and Llamas, causing Hollywood to rise up off the massage table, forcing Helga to hold him down and grunt “Massage not done yet, Helga say when massage done”. However just when it seemed Leche was going to win the match he was dropped with the deadly Touch of Death, sending him to the mat writhing in pain and easily pinned.
Llamas attempted to fight off the Ninjas so referee Martin Roeg could inspect the fallen Leche, who looked seriously injured (it was later learned the Touch of Death caused serious damage to a nerve cluster near his heart), but was quickly tossed out of the ring after a flurry of kendo stick strikes. Then MIRYOKO – clad in a kimono with the likeness of Billy Hollywood on it – came out from the back to aid in the forthcoming destruction of Leche, all while Hollywood beamed from ear to ear from atop his perch, exclaiming that this was, indeed, the very best Christmas ever! And, on the surface, it appeared to be … that is until MIRYOKO attacked his own Ninjas with a concealed steel baton and then removed his mask to reveal … KYLE WALKER?!?!?
“I wanted both of you to know that who ever wins that title at Resolution is in my sights!” smiled Walker, signaling to Helga, leading to her lifting a struggling Hollywood above her head in press slam position. “Merry fucking Christmas, Billy, and remember what happens when you fuck with a Walker. DO IT.” With that Helga dropped Billy from the scaffold, sending him crashing through a table at ringside, rendering him a crumpled heap amidst broken TV monitors and table splinters! Walker then brought his face inches away from Leche, who was struggling to get up, fighting to catch his breath. “Looks like I had the balls to take the fight to MIRYOKO and Billy that you never had, huh? So just think what I’ll do to you, Juan, if you win. Train hard and Happy Holidays!” sneered Walker, dropping the mic on Leche’s chest and strutting back to the locker rooms. Holy rogue agent Walker!!
David DaVinci was back this week, having recruited a new partner in his quest for revenge against Da Busch Boyz, who injured the knee of his partner Rhodey Colosso two months back. The partner in question turned out to be Danny Dynamite of Fusion Dojo fame and what a partner he turned out to be, his speed and amazing dropkick ability the perfect compliment to the power of DaVinci! This was a real fight but Da Boyz were clearly gassed early, struggling to keep up with their far better conditioned opponents. Da Busch Boyz new hip hop recording contract may be lining their pockets with green but the bling bling lifestyle that goes along with it has severely hampered their game, resulting in noticeable weight gain and an overall lack of focus! Couple that with the Herculean amounts of champagne they put down at the Christmas party and you have a victory for DaVinci and Dynamite via superkick, leading to much arguing after the match between Da Boyz and their manager Master P!
Paddy Baker can hold his liquor as well as just about anyone, so you know when he gets sloppy drunk he’s probably had enough to float a tugboat. This was the case at Friday’s Christmas party and, since this was an unusually pleasant drunk (he’s usually arguing about Boston area sports teams or picking fights, or both) Gilbert Theunk took the opportunity to explain why he stole the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship from him. Basically, Theunk was pretty broken up about his pop’s death and felt the Bruisers had lessened the importance of his life’s work by warring with La Cosa Nostra. Theunk explained that he thought the right thing to do was hold a series of Mid-Continental title bouts in his father’s name, as this title was won by his father several times and those reigns were cherished moments in his career. Baker agreed, they both wept openly and talked about their favorite Virgil Theunk memories late into the night, closing the party with their arms around their shoulders and Baker vowing to start the Mid-Continental defenses this Saturday, against Gilbert.
But, as it turns out, Baker really wasn’t interested in giving Theunk a competitive match, possibly faking how drunk he was to lure him into a fight and then just stretching the fuck out of him for fifteen plus minutes before defeating him with the ultimate ego killer: the body slam. Baker confirmed the ruse afterwards, calling out Sean Gabriel and putting the boots to Theunk for his theft of the belt, all while saying he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about his old man and that if he didn’t want to die he shouldn’t have smoked two packs a day! This little bout of retribution was broken up by La Cosa Nostra and Paradigm, who, upon sensing an opportunity to beat some Bruiser ass, stormed the ring and did just that!
But Paradigm provided the biggest shock of all once the Bruisers were rendered helpless, La Cosa Nostra standing over them in full-on gloat. Grabbing a chair from the outside he proceeded to interrupt their post match beat down speech of dominance with a beat down of his own, shouting that he was done being their bitch, that he was ready to begin his legacy right then and there! Wisely he did not wait around to gloat, perhaps sensing other La Cosa Nostra goons yet unrevealed that may be lurking, pulling one more surprise by grabbing the Mid-Continental title AND the arm of Gilbert Theunk and taking off through the crowd! Jesus, talk about a night of surprises!
The main event this week was easily the biggest that’s ever been on the show and we all have Stuart Robinson and beer to thank for it. With the office party in full swing Spunk, Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee crashed the proceedings, first rendering the hotel lobby a mess in typical rock and roll fashion and then making everyone really uncomfortable at the party itself by playing “I’m not touching you” while holding their fingers inches away from their noses. When that got boring Brian Lee and Tommy Fiero busied themselves with trying to pick up the underage daughters of some of the office workers, swearing that someone must have dropped acid in their drinks last week and that was why they attacked those fans. “Dude, I could have sworn the front row had machetes, I never would have hurt anyone otherwise … so you wanna get Fiero’ed up?” said Fiero to one girl who couldn’t have been much older than 16.
Spunk took the opportunity to stand atop the food table, kicking the punch bowl out of the way and giving a speech about how he had changed the industry and was going to change it again, taking time out between pauses to flick pennies at the ring crew. Just as he started to point out all the shortcomings of each and every wrestler in attendance an inebriated Stuart Robinson stumbled to the front of the crowd and laughed, declaring he had finally found Spunk and that there was no way he was going to dodge him this time, all while fumbling with a Zippo lighter and a can of Aquanet. Just before Stu could do something he would most likely really regret a WILD lawyer jumped in front of him and a laughing Spunk, shouting that physical violence would void his contract! Dejected, Stu then challenged Spunk to a match and surprisingly it was accepted!
Okay, so like I said, HUGE main event, with security brought out at ringside as a precaution and Tommy Lee and LRI banned from the arena, insuring that Spunk and Stuart Robinson would go one on one and this one-sided dispute would finally be resolved! Turns out the match was kind of one-sided as well, with Stuart opening up a gash on Spunk’s forehead really early courtesy of a razor hidden in his glove. The ref caught a glimmer of the weapon and forced Stu to remove his gloves, but the damage had been done, as torrents of the krovvy krovvy streamed down into Spunk’s eyes; we’re talking Muta .9 here folks.
Stu enjoyed the advantage for a good five minutes, keeping his distance with long-range strikes until making the mistake of applying a submission hold, which allowed Spunk to grab hold of Stu’s hair with one hand, raining punches on his face with the other while holding his bloody death mask of a face just inches from Stu’s, growling “You got yer match, what are ya gonna DO WITH IT!?!” Stu struggle free, leaving a wad of hair in Spunk’s fist, which he actually used to plug the wound, stopping the blood and sending the match clearly back in his favor. From there on out it was kicks ahoy, Spunk raining them down with intensity, Stu doing his best to work the legs in an attempt to take this very important part of Spunk’s offense away.
But in the end Spunk’s offense was just too much, and with Stu barely able to stand after taking dozens of tree crushing kicks to the ribs Spunk raised him over his shoulder, taking a few moments to bask in the jeers, and scattered cheers (some coming from fans bearing CERBERUS signs) before driving him into the mat with the MF-1 and making the cover. “There’s your fucking conspiracy theory!” let out Spunk angrily after the match, appearing extremely annoyed with the entire experience as he made his way to the back …
1) Melancholia [shaDow O/ eDo] ~12:33 Suicide Bomb~ Zombi II [Zombi I X/ Zombi II]
2) Aleks Dodstva ~25:06 Avalanche Hold~ Fat Lip
3) Ninja Express [Ninja I/ Ninja II O] ~23:22 Touch of Death~ Juan Leche X/ Lorenzo Llamas
4) David DaVinci/ Danny Dynamite O ~25:15 Super Kick~ Da Busch Boyz [Duz Busch/ Raz Busch X]
5) MID-CONTINENTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
(C) Paddy Baker ~17:27 High Angle Bodyslam~ Gilbert Theunk {3rd Successful Defense}
6) Spunk ~11:56 MF-1~ Stuart Robinson
12.09.2007
12.9.07 -- WILD TV
12.9.07 -- WILD TV
Its December -- Its WILD -- Its on TV! Welcome to WILD TV on December 9th, we have another night of big cards, and we are kicking things off with a return match of Angelo Sabatini. Angelo, if you'll think back to a few months ago, was taken out by the big Alabama Nightmare by Dan Sommers, and since then we've been privvy to the training of Angelo to make his return. His first match back was against the saavy Masked Grappler, and while Grappler did his best to put forth a big effort, a new move from Sabatini, a devastating brainbuster, followed by the Sabatini Slam was all she wrote for The Masked Grappler.
Our Junior Tournament's Semi-Final matches were next, both extremely exciting, pitting Billy Hollywood against Hando, and Kyle Walker against his friend-come-rival, Juan Leche. The first match saw Billy Hollywood advance to the tournament finals in pure Hollywood/MIRYOKO style -- which means that their personal bodyguards, the Ninja Express made their way to the ring and proved to be quite a distraction, standing there with the well-oiled (we mean it, he had a bottle of baby oil with him and was rubbing it all over himself while Billy wrestled) MIRYOKO. Hando did his best, his frog-style keeping Hollywood on his toes, but Billy was able to get the better of him, the Ninja Express distracting the ref while MIRYOKO squirts baby oil all over Hando's face and body, Hando looked like he would recover, going for a backslide on Hollywood, but he was too slippery to holy onto, setting him up for the Star*Maker and the 3-count.
The next match was Leche vs Walker, Walker getting the better of Leche on Saturday Night a few times now, and this win being a BIG deal for both of them, putting them into the finals against Billy Hollywood and a shot to take home the vacant WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship. I'd be lying if I said Kyle wasn't walking into this match with both the advantage and a chip on his shoulder, with these previous wins the ace in his cap, but this just motivated Leche even more. Leche, a WILD legend of sorts is doubting himself, as this new comer has been on a roll of late... But it looks like the ball ended up in Leche's court, after a hot back and forth match, Kyle got arrogant, going for a superplex and taunting to the crowd before he set him up, letting Leche rake him in the eyes and toss him to the mat, setting him up perfectly for the Leche Splash for the 1..2...3! Leche celebrates as Walker looks on, frustrated and cursing as the Ninja Express runs down past him, Kyle not even giving them a second glance as they jump into the ring and attack Leche. MIRYOKO and Billy come down next, walking right by Kyle as Kyle just looks back at the beating Leche is receiving and just shakes his head, refs and agents rushing by him to break this up, Walker refusing to do anything but walk to the back.
Jason Blackhart teamed up with Shady next, in an attempt to take care of Dan Sommers, who of late has had a major problem with Shady after he broke up a beatdown on Jason Blackhart per Seamus McFadden's order. Seamus's order still stands, and tonight is a big part of that, as Dan Sommers and his partner HOCK will have another chance to collect the bounty, as well as Sommers getting revenge on Shady. The match turned into an all-out brawl, with HOCK and Sommers just throwing everything that they have and more at the number one contender and the Canuck. HOCK throwing lots of stiff punches and Sommers just wailing on anything in sight, neither one of these men can be controlled. JB and Shady are no slouches at all, either, though, as both of them went all-out, passionately fighting their way through the match. What we saw at the finish was JB saving Shady from the Alabama Nightmare yet again, which would have most likely been the very end of the match, and maybe a severe injury for Shady, as not many men have taken a full-on Alabama Nightmare have been the same afterwards. But it was JB putting his neck on the line again, pulling Shady down, he was looking to hit a Stunner on Sommers when HOCK comes roaring from behind with a chair and cracks it across the skull of JB. Seamus is out here directing traffic and Sommers has Shady up again, he is looking for the Alabama Nightmare and he NAILS IT! Shady is down! HOCK is going to town with that chair on Blackhart and there are refs out here now prying them off, and we have a medical staff attending to both JB and Shady, and there are just bodies everywhere.
Dod Squad members Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstava get a big chance to challenge for the WILD Tag Team Championship belts just mere weeks before the Celtic Bruisers are set to defend said belts against LRI in a steel cage. The Dods, after winning the rights to challenge for the belts on Saturday Night have looked quite formidable, but enough to knock off the tag champs before their big defense? The Bruisers played it smart and worked over the arm of Dodstava, trying to negate his power offense. The Dods did their best, but the Bruisers systematically picked apart Dodstava, with Baker finishing him off with a shoulderbreaker and then a double wrist lock where Dodstava was forced to submit, the Bruisers successfully defending their titles! The Bruisers are celebrating and here come LRI! All hell has broken loose as we have Dods and Irishmen just beating the shit out of each other. They are brawling all over the arena floor here and finally it looks like the locker room has emptied out attempting to break them up, but both teams are just wild, and it takes almost 10 minutes to break them up.
This brings us to our main event, as the new trio.. This.. This Cerebrus of sorts, three-headed wolf intent on nothing but destruction and complete control of WILD. Nobody was exempt, as last week they set their sights on the champ, Jack Dod, attacking him, Tommy Fiero laying him out with the Whammy Bar. A livid Jack Dod requested this match, and Fiero was quick to run his mouth allowing for this match to be underway. Spunk seems leery of this, as he wants to focus on making an example of YUSUKE, then climbing up the ladder, but from what we understand, Fiero has convinced him that the greatest impact can be made by taking out the champion. It was an all-out war, with Jack Dod trying to rouse the troops and keep his head clear of any danger. But the trio of Spunk, Lee and Fiero were relentless, fighting like a pack of rabid wolves and refusing to let down. After Jack Dod took a licking from all 3 he tagged out to Caleb and informed Caleb and VD to 'fight for the honor of the Dods,' wished them luck and tore off to the back, only to meet the arm of Jason Blackhart! Caleb turns around, looking on in shock as the distraction is long enough for Spunk to kick VD off of the apron, and Caleb to be left alone with all 3! Caleb rushes at Lee, only for Lee to duck a lariat and for Fiero to rake the eyes of Caleb, Lee tosses him off the ropes as both Lee and Spunk press the big man up and drop him into the waiting arms of Tommy Fiero, into the WHAMMY BAR! They aren't done with him, as Fiero and Lee sit him up, Spunk off the ropes and a huge running SFK right to the jaw of Caleb, making it look like a tooth just flew out, him bleeding from the jaw. They pick him up again and Lee takes him down nice and hard with the LSD, we get one foot from each man on his chest for the cover and 1....2....3, this one is over, and Caleb Dod might not be seen for a while as he just got annihilated.
The three celebrate over his fallen body, as VD attempts to come in, Jack and JB are brawling throughout the crowd, and we have mayhem at ringside, now we have Spunk, Lee and Fiero going nuts, on the outside, pulling fans from ringside and flipping them over the barrier, causing more mayhem, security is trying to secure these fans but these three are just going nuts, and holy shit here comes a very taped up Dante Black with YUSUKE in tow! Things are back in some semblence of order, as in the assault on the fans has stopped, but now its just WILD wrestlers beating the shit out of each other. Dante Black going straight for Fiero and hitting him with a diving lariat from inside the ring to the outside, Fiero's head smacking against the barrier, YUSUKE with a big kneel kick on Spunk, now with Lee the last man standing, facing off against the two men, Lee begging off, and from behind VD Dod with a lariat! He falls right into a DDT from Black, as VD Dod now sees himself facing down two men and quickly speeds off to the back.
1. Angelo Sabatini Return Match: Angelo Sabatini (4:12 - Sabatini Slam) The Masked Grappler
2. WILD Junior Tournament Semi-Final: Billy Hollywood (12:33 - Star*Maker) Hando
3. WILD Junior Tournament Semi-Final: Juan Leche (18:40 - Leche Splash) Kyle Walker
4. Jason Blackhart/Shady(O) (14:04 - DQ) Dan Sommers(X)/HOCK
5. WILD Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(O) (C) (20:03 - Kimura) Ronnie Dod/Aleks Dodstava(X)
6. Spunk/Tommy Fiero/Brian Lee(O) (22:05 - LSD) Jack Dod/Caleb Dod(X)/VD Dod
Its December -- Its WILD -- Its on TV! Welcome to WILD TV on December 9th, we have another night of big cards, and we are kicking things off with a return match of Angelo Sabatini. Angelo, if you'll think back to a few months ago, was taken out by the big Alabama Nightmare by Dan Sommers, and since then we've been privvy to the training of Angelo to make his return. His first match back was against the saavy Masked Grappler, and while Grappler did his best to put forth a big effort, a new move from Sabatini, a devastating brainbuster, followed by the Sabatini Slam was all she wrote for The Masked Grappler.
Our Junior Tournament's Semi-Final matches were next, both extremely exciting, pitting Billy Hollywood against Hando, and Kyle Walker against his friend-come-rival, Juan Leche. The first match saw Billy Hollywood advance to the tournament finals in pure Hollywood/MIRYOKO style -- which means that their personal bodyguards, the Ninja Express made their way to the ring and proved to be quite a distraction, standing there with the well-oiled (we mean it, he had a bottle of baby oil with him and was rubbing it all over himself while Billy wrestled) MIRYOKO. Hando did his best, his frog-style keeping Hollywood on his toes, but Billy was able to get the better of him, the Ninja Express distracting the ref while MIRYOKO squirts baby oil all over Hando's face and body, Hando looked like he would recover, going for a backslide on Hollywood, but he was too slippery to holy onto, setting him up for the Star*Maker and the 3-count.
The next match was Leche vs Walker, Walker getting the better of Leche on Saturday Night a few times now, and this win being a BIG deal for both of them, putting them into the finals against Billy Hollywood and a shot to take home the vacant WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship. I'd be lying if I said Kyle wasn't walking into this match with both the advantage and a chip on his shoulder, with these previous wins the ace in his cap, but this just motivated Leche even more. Leche, a WILD legend of sorts is doubting himself, as this new comer has been on a roll of late... But it looks like the ball ended up in Leche's court, after a hot back and forth match, Kyle got arrogant, going for a superplex and taunting to the crowd before he set him up, letting Leche rake him in the eyes and toss him to the mat, setting him up perfectly for the Leche Splash for the 1..2...3! Leche celebrates as Walker looks on, frustrated and cursing as the Ninja Express runs down past him, Kyle not even giving them a second glance as they jump into the ring and attack Leche. MIRYOKO and Billy come down next, walking right by Kyle as Kyle just looks back at the beating Leche is receiving and just shakes his head, refs and agents rushing by him to break this up, Walker refusing to do anything but walk to the back.
Jason Blackhart teamed up with Shady next, in an attempt to take care of Dan Sommers, who of late has had a major problem with Shady after he broke up a beatdown on Jason Blackhart per Seamus McFadden's order. Seamus's order still stands, and tonight is a big part of that, as Dan Sommers and his partner HOCK will have another chance to collect the bounty, as well as Sommers getting revenge on Shady. The match turned into an all-out brawl, with HOCK and Sommers just throwing everything that they have and more at the number one contender and the Canuck. HOCK throwing lots of stiff punches and Sommers just wailing on anything in sight, neither one of these men can be controlled. JB and Shady are no slouches at all, either, though, as both of them went all-out, passionately fighting their way through the match. What we saw at the finish was JB saving Shady from the Alabama Nightmare yet again, which would have most likely been the very end of the match, and maybe a severe injury for Shady, as not many men have taken a full-on Alabama Nightmare have been the same afterwards. But it was JB putting his neck on the line again, pulling Shady down, he was looking to hit a Stunner on Sommers when HOCK comes roaring from behind with a chair and cracks it across the skull of JB. Seamus is out here directing traffic and Sommers has Shady up again, he is looking for the Alabama Nightmare and he NAILS IT! Shady is down! HOCK is going to town with that chair on Blackhart and there are refs out here now prying them off, and we have a medical staff attending to both JB and Shady, and there are just bodies everywhere.
Dod Squad members Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstava get a big chance to challenge for the WILD Tag Team Championship belts just mere weeks before the Celtic Bruisers are set to defend said belts against LRI in a steel cage. The Dods, after winning the rights to challenge for the belts on Saturday Night have looked quite formidable, but enough to knock off the tag champs before their big defense? The Bruisers played it smart and worked over the arm of Dodstava, trying to negate his power offense. The Dods did their best, but the Bruisers systematically picked apart Dodstava, with Baker finishing him off with a shoulderbreaker and then a double wrist lock where Dodstava was forced to submit, the Bruisers successfully defending their titles! The Bruisers are celebrating and here come LRI! All hell has broken loose as we have Dods and Irishmen just beating the shit out of each other. They are brawling all over the arena floor here and finally it looks like the locker room has emptied out attempting to break them up, but both teams are just wild, and it takes almost 10 minutes to break them up.
This brings us to our main event, as the new trio.. This.. This Cerebrus of sorts, three-headed wolf intent on nothing but destruction and complete control of WILD. Nobody was exempt, as last week they set their sights on the champ, Jack Dod, attacking him, Tommy Fiero laying him out with the Whammy Bar. A livid Jack Dod requested this match, and Fiero was quick to run his mouth allowing for this match to be underway. Spunk seems leery of this, as he wants to focus on making an example of YUSUKE, then climbing up the ladder, but from what we understand, Fiero has convinced him that the greatest impact can be made by taking out the champion. It was an all-out war, with Jack Dod trying to rouse the troops and keep his head clear of any danger. But the trio of Spunk, Lee and Fiero were relentless, fighting like a pack of rabid wolves and refusing to let down. After Jack Dod took a licking from all 3 he tagged out to Caleb and informed Caleb and VD to 'fight for the honor of the Dods,' wished them luck and tore off to the back, only to meet the arm of Jason Blackhart! Caleb turns around, looking on in shock as the distraction is long enough for Spunk to kick VD off of the apron, and Caleb to be left alone with all 3! Caleb rushes at Lee, only for Lee to duck a lariat and for Fiero to rake the eyes of Caleb, Lee tosses him off the ropes as both Lee and Spunk press the big man up and drop him into the waiting arms of Tommy Fiero, into the WHAMMY BAR! They aren't done with him, as Fiero and Lee sit him up, Spunk off the ropes and a huge running SFK right to the jaw of Caleb, making it look like a tooth just flew out, him bleeding from the jaw. They pick him up again and Lee takes him down nice and hard with the LSD, we get one foot from each man on his chest for the cover and 1....2....3, this one is over, and Caleb Dod might not be seen for a while as he just got annihilated.
The three celebrate over his fallen body, as VD attempts to come in, Jack and JB are brawling throughout the crowd, and we have mayhem at ringside, now we have Spunk, Lee and Fiero going nuts, on the outside, pulling fans from ringside and flipping them over the barrier, causing more mayhem, security is trying to secure these fans but these three are just going nuts, and holy shit here comes a very taped up Dante Black with YUSUKE in tow! Things are back in some semblence of order, as in the assault on the fans has stopped, but now its just WILD wrestlers beating the shit out of each other. Dante Black going straight for Fiero and hitting him with a diving lariat from inside the ring to the outside, Fiero's head smacking against the barrier, YUSUKE with a big kneel kick on Spunk, now with Lee the last man standing, facing off against the two men, Lee begging off, and from behind VD Dod with a lariat! He falls right into a DDT from Black, as VD Dod now sees himself facing down two men and quickly speeds off to the back.
1. Angelo Sabatini Return Match: Angelo Sabatini (4:12 - Sabatini Slam) The Masked Grappler
2. WILD Junior Tournament Semi-Final: Billy Hollywood (12:33 - Star*Maker) Hando
3. WILD Junior Tournament Semi-Final: Juan Leche (18:40 - Leche Splash) Kyle Walker
4. Jason Blackhart/Shady(O) (14:04 - DQ) Dan Sommers(X)/HOCK
5. WILD Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(O) (C) (20:03 - Kimura) Ronnie Dod/Aleks Dodstava(X)
6. Spunk/Tommy Fiero/Brian Lee(O) (22:05 - LSD) Jack Dod/Caleb Dod(X)/VD Dod
12.08.2007
WILD Saturday Night #9
A huge show kicked off with a match featuring the talent-enhancing skills of Bret Stillman and Jay Gold, and what a match it was! Okay, it really wasn’t that great, downright snooze inducing depending on who you ask, but there were lots of finisher quality moves used with wild abandon by Jay Gold, and that’s what you kids like, right? It took two powerbombs, three double-arm DDT’s and three final answers to put away Stillman, who is still trying to claw his way from “plucky underdog” to “moderately competitive”. Keep trying kid, you’ll get there!
Right after the first match we got word that Bingo 1 superstar JD Delphin had arrived at the arena and was eagerly looking forward to catching some WILD Saturday Night action! However it seems he was having a bit of difficulty getting from the back to the arena floor, despite being given concise directions by senior janitor Scrubby Hardbristle! Unfortunately Scrubby, a ripple-soused bluesman in his off time, can be a bit hard to understand so poor JD missed the second match after wandering into the boiler room and accidentally locking himself in.
And boy did he miss some fun, in the form of some kind of Zombi recruiting seminar being led by none other than the mysterious cloaked Zombie Master himself! Amazingly some fans were actually being lured in by the promise of eternal life (not caring about the whole mindless automaton and endless hunger for human flesh thing, apparently) and began filing into the ring to be inducted into the cult! Just as a trio of witless rasslin’ fans were about to be “converted” at the hands of Capoeira Zombi, Zombi I and II salvation came in the form of shaDow and eDo!! God Bless those emo kids, although they still aren’t quite sure how to fight the evil Zombi menace, as evidenced by the wolfsbane necklaces and silver daggers they wore…
Surprisingly an all-out brawl did not spring forth from this interruption, with the Zombie Master instead taking the opportunity to ask shaDow to face one of his Zombi horde!! “It is time for us to put aside our misconceptions about the undead, to realize that they have the right to compete just like the living!” implored the Zombie Master. And even though this was all probably said to gain more “disciples” for the cult, shaDow still decided after some brief soul searching that perhaps he had been too hasty in ridding the world of the undead, that maybe they were hurting inside just as deeply as he, and decided to grant the Zombie Master’s minion a match. We operate on many levels of compassion here, folks.
So Zombi I was chosen to fight shaDow, although it really wasn’t much of a wrestling match, your usual Zombi fare actually with the living participant doing his best to avoid being bitten by the undead one. (Some habits are hard to break, it seems) shaDow is of nimble stock though, and managed to avoid having his flesh eaten while working towards victory via small package hold, but the real drama happened outside the ring! You see, while his partner was battling inside the ring eDo was attacked by Zombi I and Capoeira Zombi, who had broken free from their bonds!
Doom surely would have befallen poor eDo had it not been for the efforts of a timely crowd jumper, clad in a cloak, leather body armor and a hockey mask! In a flash it looked like this portion of the Zombi menace would be extinguished forever, as he jumped in between them and eDo, forced them back a couple of feet with a well-placed boot to the chest and then prepared to deliver the coup de grace with a handheld pick axe! But then, just as this weapon was being brought home to rest in the skull of Capoeira Zombi the Zombie Master dove in to the rescue, taking the spike in his shoulder!! WILD Security was on the scene seconds later, dragging both sides away while the horribly injured Zombie Master ranted on and on about the rights of the living impaired …
Although the last match probably had enough excitement to carry you all over for the rest of the week WILD Saturday Night pressed on with tag team action! It seems Tommy Fiero was so disgusted with the 0-3 performance of his lackey Biff Mongo in the VWA’s Pure Sport League – where he had been entered to weed out those not sympathetic to Fiero’s cause – he ordered him to “grow a pair” on Saturday Nights! Left to his own devices, Mongo promptly got himself booked against the returning Busch Boyz (d’oh!), back from a recording engagement in the Big Apple. When told by WILD management he would need a partner the multiply concussed former hockey goon Mongo then sought out the services of Survival Joe (double d’oh!), his reasoning being that if he is tough enough to fight monsters then he is tough enough to fight Da Busch Boyz.
The match itself wound up being better than you might have thought, but that may have had something to do with the bling-bling lifestyle Da Boyz brought back with them from NYC, in the form of big booty hoes feeding them caviar smeared fat back and Ciscane (Cisco, Cristal Champagne and Grapefruit Juice; no, I don’t know why they’d drink such a foul concoction) throughout the match. Holla! The excess allowed Mongo and Joe way more offense than they might have normally gotten, but Da Boyz are not stupid, and ended this one the moment they started to appear disadvantaged, with big Duz taking down Joe with an original STO.
It has been pretty well documented that MIRYOKO was more than a little upset at losing in the first round of the WILD Junior Heavyweight title tournament, so this week he decided to inflate his sagging ego by offering a shot of his Southeastern Junior Heavyweight Championship to the winner of a four man elimination match. Given that the title in question is of limited prestige the only reason we can come up with for anyone going for it is the opportunity to beat the shit out of prissy MIRYOKO. Whatever the reason, dozens of competitors from around the independent scene reportedly lined up to take part in this match, but only 50 Centavos, Wataru Araya, Lorenzo Llamas and Danny Dynamite were chosen. When asked why he picked these four, MIRYOKO only winked and giggled.
So, with Billy Hollywood at his side to provide commentary (and ogle the competitors … okay, mostly ogle the competitors.) these four exciting juniors had themselves a match that wowed all in attendance with a bevy of death-defying moves. Lorenzo Llamas proved to be the stoutest of all, however, eliminating all three men all by his lonesome through a combination of pure athleticism and trickery. After the match MIRYOKO and Hollywood congratulated the victor by inappropriately fondling him in the center of the ring, causing Lorenzo to back off, explaining in a thick Cuban accent: “Hay mang, I may be a leetle frooty but chu guyz are SEEK.” Insulted, MIRYOKO brought down the wrath with his Ninja Security Force, leaving the #1 contender to the Southeastern Junior Heavyweight title in a crumpled heap in the middle of the ring.
We got word from backstage after this match that JD Delphin was freed from the boiler room after Scrubby Hardbristle wandered past and heard his frantic pounding on the door! Scrubby then tried to give more concise directions but JD would have none of it, ignoring him and finding his way to the laundry rooms. There, he asked for directions to the arena floor from a vapid, teen-aged member on a smoke break from Corny’s Stuff On A Stick, who, in stoner speak, explained that JD had to “go down that hallway, go down, go down, ummmmm, go down some more, and go left, and it’s right there.” Unfortunately these less than stellar directions wound up leading JD back out to the parking lot …
Next up was a backstage interview with Gilbert Theunk, who has been quite a thorn in the side of Paradigm and La Cosa Nostra as of late! Booked against Paradigm one-on-one this week, Theunk vowed to once and for all to make his opponent pay for what he did to his father (deceased legend Virgil Theunk) while sending a warning to La Cosa Nostra by making an example of their golden boy. When asked what was in the contents of the steel briefcase handcuffed to his wrist, Theunk just winked and smiled before saying it was something that will bring La Cosa Nostra to its knees!
This led to another backstage segment (WEEEE!) with La Cosa Nostra mouthpiece Raymond Bianco Jr. telling Paradigm that he needs to distract Theunk long enough so that Joey Knuckles can get his hands on that briefcase AND take a dive! This last bit really riled Paradigm up, but he was calmly told that he is favored in Vegas to win this match against newcomer Theunk by a large margin, and losing would go a long way towards paying back his rather sizable debt to La Cosa Nostra. Paradigm agreed, leaving for the arena in a huff, most likely realizing that he will probably be in debt to these guys for the rest of his life …
After all this we finally got some wrestling and it did not disappoint! Not more than a few seconds after Theunk securely fastened his briefcase to the ringside railing he and Paradigm tore into each other and put on a classic in the process! Paradigm did good on the first task assigned to him by Bianco Jr., as the action was so intense Theunk could only focus on the task at hand or be destroyed, allowing Joey Knuckles to sever the handcuff chain with a hacksaw and steal away with the coveted briefcase.
Unfortunately for Paradigm his competitive spirit prevented him from fulfilling his second task: taking a dive. Theunk’s combination of nasty London street fighting and mat wrestling finally pushed Paradigm over the edge, triggering an instinctual survival mode that resulted in his fighting back with a fury, spiking Theunk with a cradle piledriver and getting the win with a Northern Lights Suplex Hold. Almost immediately after the bell rung Paradigm realized what he had done though, the look of terror on his face saying it all: that the contents of that briefcase had better be something monumental.
The booking committee (read: me) struggled to find a suitable main event this week, as the originally planned segment/bout was unable to gain approval due to a dropped IM. Oh well, the booking committee (read: me) is nothing if not adaptable and after much pondering (extra cup of coffee) a suitable replacement was conceived, proving once again that the WILD booking committee (read: me) is worth its weight in Triscuits.
So what we got was the bread and butter of Saturday Night: Tag Team action! With Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstva facing The Celtic Bruisers this Sunday, thus proving that there really is a pot of gold at the end of the tag team rainbow on Saturday Nights, teams have been lining up to prove they are just as capable as anyone to challenge for tag gold. This week Ted Zannino and Rick Briggs of La Cosa Nostra stepped up to prove their salt against The Lawgivers: Wild Bill and El Justiciero.
Not surprisingly the winless Lawgivers offered little in the way of competition, looking good here and there but ultimately spending way too much time pointing out all the rule infractions to the referee. Considering their opponents are mafia thugs you can just imagine how much time was spent tugging on the shirt of ref Gen Hirayama and whining about eye pokes and closed fist punches. And while Zannino and Briggs were dominating in the ring, Paradigm stood watch over Joey Knuckles while he was trying, unsuccessfully, to open the metal briefcase with a sledgehammer.
Predictably Gilbert Theunk tried to steal back the briefcase but was stopped by Paradigm, resulting in a brawl outside the ring so violent it sent Knuckles to the relative safety of the opposite side, clutching the briefcase to his chest. Seeing the disturbance, La Cosa Nostra made quick work of their opponents, downing Wild Bill with a spike piledriver, and marched to the aid of Paradigm. All appeared extremely grim for young Theunk until The Celtic Bruisers, thought to be off training for their big tag team title match this Sunday, ran out from the back to aid Theunk!
Mayhem ensued, with all six men battling in and out of the ring, using chairs, the ring bell, the barricade, tables, microphone wire, you name it in an attempt to END their foes! So violent was the fighting that not even WILD security dared step in, instead standing off near the entrance until the guys tired each other out! Sensing an opportunity to win the favor of La Cosa Nostra, the deeply indebted Joey Knuckles then stepped into the fray, swinging the metal briefcase high above his head and smacking Paddy Baker over the back with it!
What followed was, in a word, shocking! After having battered the case for the last ten minutes with a sledgehammer, Knuckles had weakened the clasp enough so that all it took was one good strike on an angry Irishman to open it, spilling its contents to the mat for all to see … the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship! Yes kids, Gilbert Theunk was the thief all along, but what was his motivation? Much as we’d love to know, that would have to wait for another week, for the second the briefcase’s contents became known he hightailed it through the crowd, leaving both the Celtic Bruisers AND La Cosa Nostra stunned!
Oh yeah, about twenty minutes after the end of the show JD Delphin made his way into the arena, finally, escorted by a member of the ring crew just as the last fan filed out. He stood for a long moment in disbelief then angrily threw down his program, jumbo soda and popcorn before storming off. Oh well, at least he knows how to get here for next week’s show, right?
1) Jay Gold ~16:29 Final Answer~ Bret Stillman
2) shaDow ~10:54 Small Package Hold~ Zombi I
3) Da Busch Boyz [Raz Busch/ Duz Busch O] ~20:34 Original STO~ Biff Mongo/ Survival Joe X
4) Lorenzo Llamas won a Four Man Elimination Match
Lorenzo Llamas ~13:27 Llama Driver~ Danny Dynamite
Lorenzo Llamas ~16:27 Samurai Driver ’84 (Araya) > Barmian Stamp ~ 50 Centavos
Lorenzo Llamas ~20:04 Superkick~ Wataru Araya
5) Paradigm ~20:37 Northern Lights Suplex Hold~ Gilbert Theunk
6) La Cosa Nostra [Ted Zannino O/ Rick Briggs] ~15:52 Spike Piledriver~ The Lawgivers [Wild Bill X/ El Justiciero]
Right after the first match we got word that Bingo 1 superstar JD Delphin had arrived at the arena and was eagerly looking forward to catching some WILD Saturday Night action! However it seems he was having a bit of difficulty getting from the back to the arena floor, despite being given concise directions by senior janitor Scrubby Hardbristle! Unfortunately Scrubby, a ripple-soused bluesman in his off time, can be a bit hard to understand so poor JD missed the second match after wandering into the boiler room and accidentally locking himself in.
And boy did he miss some fun, in the form of some kind of Zombi recruiting seminar being led by none other than the mysterious cloaked Zombie Master himself! Amazingly some fans were actually being lured in by the promise of eternal life (not caring about the whole mindless automaton and endless hunger for human flesh thing, apparently) and began filing into the ring to be inducted into the cult! Just as a trio of witless rasslin’ fans were about to be “converted” at the hands of Capoeira Zombi, Zombi I and II salvation came in the form of shaDow and eDo!! God Bless those emo kids, although they still aren’t quite sure how to fight the evil Zombi menace, as evidenced by the wolfsbane necklaces and silver daggers they wore…
Surprisingly an all-out brawl did not spring forth from this interruption, with the Zombie Master instead taking the opportunity to ask shaDow to face one of his Zombi horde!! “It is time for us to put aside our misconceptions about the undead, to realize that they have the right to compete just like the living!” implored the Zombie Master. And even though this was all probably said to gain more “disciples” for the cult, shaDow still decided after some brief soul searching that perhaps he had been too hasty in ridding the world of the undead, that maybe they were hurting inside just as deeply as he, and decided to grant the Zombie Master’s minion a match. We operate on many levels of compassion here, folks.
So Zombi I was chosen to fight shaDow, although it really wasn’t much of a wrestling match, your usual Zombi fare actually with the living participant doing his best to avoid being bitten by the undead one. (Some habits are hard to break, it seems) shaDow is of nimble stock though, and managed to avoid having his flesh eaten while working towards victory via small package hold, but the real drama happened outside the ring! You see, while his partner was battling inside the ring eDo was attacked by Zombi I and Capoeira Zombi, who had broken free from their bonds!
Doom surely would have befallen poor eDo had it not been for the efforts of a timely crowd jumper, clad in a cloak, leather body armor and a hockey mask! In a flash it looked like this portion of the Zombi menace would be extinguished forever, as he jumped in between them and eDo, forced them back a couple of feet with a well-placed boot to the chest and then prepared to deliver the coup de grace with a handheld pick axe! But then, just as this weapon was being brought home to rest in the skull of Capoeira Zombi the Zombie Master dove in to the rescue, taking the spike in his shoulder!! WILD Security was on the scene seconds later, dragging both sides away while the horribly injured Zombie Master ranted on and on about the rights of the living impaired …
Although the last match probably had enough excitement to carry you all over for the rest of the week WILD Saturday Night pressed on with tag team action! It seems Tommy Fiero was so disgusted with the 0-3 performance of his lackey Biff Mongo in the VWA’s Pure Sport League – where he had been entered to weed out those not sympathetic to Fiero’s cause – he ordered him to “grow a pair” on Saturday Nights! Left to his own devices, Mongo promptly got himself booked against the returning Busch Boyz (d’oh!), back from a recording engagement in the Big Apple. When told by WILD management he would need a partner the multiply concussed former hockey goon Mongo then sought out the services of Survival Joe (double d’oh!), his reasoning being that if he is tough enough to fight monsters then he is tough enough to fight Da Busch Boyz.
The match itself wound up being better than you might have thought, but that may have had something to do with the bling-bling lifestyle Da Boyz brought back with them from NYC, in the form of big booty hoes feeding them caviar smeared fat back and Ciscane (Cisco, Cristal Champagne and Grapefruit Juice; no, I don’t know why they’d drink such a foul concoction) throughout the match. Holla! The excess allowed Mongo and Joe way more offense than they might have normally gotten, but Da Boyz are not stupid, and ended this one the moment they started to appear disadvantaged, with big Duz taking down Joe with an original STO.
It has been pretty well documented that MIRYOKO was more than a little upset at losing in the first round of the WILD Junior Heavyweight title tournament, so this week he decided to inflate his sagging ego by offering a shot of his Southeastern Junior Heavyweight Championship to the winner of a four man elimination match. Given that the title in question is of limited prestige the only reason we can come up with for anyone going for it is the opportunity to beat the shit out of prissy MIRYOKO. Whatever the reason, dozens of competitors from around the independent scene reportedly lined up to take part in this match, but only 50 Centavos, Wataru Araya, Lorenzo Llamas and Danny Dynamite were chosen. When asked why he picked these four, MIRYOKO only winked and giggled.
So, with Billy Hollywood at his side to provide commentary (and ogle the competitors … okay, mostly ogle the competitors.) these four exciting juniors had themselves a match that wowed all in attendance with a bevy of death-defying moves. Lorenzo Llamas proved to be the stoutest of all, however, eliminating all three men all by his lonesome through a combination of pure athleticism and trickery. After the match MIRYOKO and Hollywood congratulated the victor by inappropriately fondling him in the center of the ring, causing Lorenzo to back off, explaining in a thick Cuban accent: “Hay mang, I may be a leetle frooty but chu guyz are SEEK.” Insulted, MIRYOKO brought down the wrath with his Ninja Security Force, leaving the #1 contender to the Southeastern Junior Heavyweight title in a crumpled heap in the middle of the ring.
We got word from backstage after this match that JD Delphin was freed from the boiler room after Scrubby Hardbristle wandered past and heard his frantic pounding on the door! Scrubby then tried to give more concise directions but JD would have none of it, ignoring him and finding his way to the laundry rooms. There, he asked for directions to the arena floor from a vapid, teen-aged member on a smoke break from Corny’s Stuff On A Stick, who, in stoner speak, explained that JD had to “go down that hallway, go down, go down, ummmmm, go down some more, and go left, and it’s right there.” Unfortunately these less than stellar directions wound up leading JD back out to the parking lot …
Next up was a backstage interview with Gilbert Theunk, who has been quite a thorn in the side of Paradigm and La Cosa Nostra as of late! Booked against Paradigm one-on-one this week, Theunk vowed to once and for all to make his opponent pay for what he did to his father (deceased legend Virgil Theunk) while sending a warning to La Cosa Nostra by making an example of their golden boy. When asked what was in the contents of the steel briefcase handcuffed to his wrist, Theunk just winked and smiled before saying it was something that will bring La Cosa Nostra to its knees!
This led to another backstage segment (WEEEE!) with La Cosa Nostra mouthpiece Raymond Bianco Jr. telling Paradigm that he needs to distract Theunk long enough so that Joey Knuckles can get his hands on that briefcase AND take a dive! This last bit really riled Paradigm up, but he was calmly told that he is favored in Vegas to win this match against newcomer Theunk by a large margin, and losing would go a long way towards paying back his rather sizable debt to La Cosa Nostra. Paradigm agreed, leaving for the arena in a huff, most likely realizing that he will probably be in debt to these guys for the rest of his life …
After all this we finally got some wrestling and it did not disappoint! Not more than a few seconds after Theunk securely fastened his briefcase to the ringside railing he and Paradigm tore into each other and put on a classic in the process! Paradigm did good on the first task assigned to him by Bianco Jr., as the action was so intense Theunk could only focus on the task at hand or be destroyed, allowing Joey Knuckles to sever the handcuff chain with a hacksaw and steal away with the coveted briefcase.
Unfortunately for Paradigm his competitive spirit prevented him from fulfilling his second task: taking a dive. Theunk’s combination of nasty London street fighting and mat wrestling finally pushed Paradigm over the edge, triggering an instinctual survival mode that resulted in his fighting back with a fury, spiking Theunk with a cradle piledriver and getting the win with a Northern Lights Suplex Hold. Almost immediately after the bell rung Paradigm realized what he had done though, the look of terror on his face saying it all: that the contents of that briefcase had better be something monumental.
The booking committee (read: me) struggled to find a suitable main event this week, as the originally planned segment/bout was unable to gain approval due to a dropped IM. Oh well, the booking committee (read: me) is nothing if not adaptable and after much pondering (extra cup of coffee) a suitable replacement was conceived, proving once again that the WILD booking committee (read: me) is worth its weight in Triscuits.
So what we got was the bread and butter of Saturday Night: Tag Team action! With Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstva facing The Celtic Bruisers this Sunday, thus proving that there really is a pot of gold at the end of the tag team rainbow on Saturday Nights, teams have been lining up to prove they are just as capable as anyone to challenge for tag gold. This week Ted Zannino and Rick Briggs of La Cosa Nostra stepped up to prove their salt against The Lawgivers: Wild Bill and El Justiciero.
Not surprisingly the winless Lawgivers offered little in the way of competition, looking good here and there but ultimately spending way too much time pointing out all the rule infractions to the referee. Considering their opponents are mafia thugs you can just imagine how much time was spent tugging on the shirt of ref Gen Hirayama and whining about eye pokes and closed fist punches. And while Zannino and Briggs were dominating in the ring, Paradigm stood watch over Joey Knuckles while he was trying, unsuccessfully, to open the metal briefcase with a sledgehammer.
Predictably Gilbert Theunk tried to steal back the briefcase but was stopped by Paradigm, resulting in a brawl outside the ring so violent it sent Knuckles to the relative safety of the opposite side, clutching the briefcase to his chest. Seeing the disturbance, La Cosa Nostra made quick work of their opponents, downing Wild Bill with a spike piledriver, and marched to the aid of Paradigm. All appeared extremely grim for young Theunk until The Celtic Bruisers, thought to be off training for their big tag team title match this Sunday, ran out from the back to aid Theunk!
Mayhem ensued, with all six men battling in and out of the ring, using chairs, the ring bell, the barricade, tables, microphone wire, you name it in an attempt to END their foes! So violent was the fighting that not even WILD security dared step in, instead standing off near the entrance until the guys tired each other out! Sensing an opportunity to win the favor of La Cosa Nostra, the deeply indebted Joey Knuckles then stepped into the fray, swinging the metal briefcase high above his head and smacking Paddy Baker over the back with it!
What followed was, in a word, shocking! After having battered the case for the last ten minutes with a sledgehammer, Knuckles had weakened the clasp enough so that all it took was one good strike on an angry Irishman to open it, spilling its contents to the mat for all to see … the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Championship! Yes kids, Gilbert Theunk was the thief all along, but what was his motivation? Much as we’d love to know, that would have to wait for another week, for the second the briefcase’s contents became known he hightailed it through the crowd, leaving both the Celtic Bruisers AND La Cosa Nostra stunned!
Oh yeah, about twenty minutes after the end of the show JD Delphin made his way into the arena, finally, escorted by a member of the ring crew just as the last fan filed out. He stood for a long moment in disbelief then angrily threw down his program, jumbo soda and popcorn before storming off. Oh well, at least he knows how to get here for next week’s show, right?
1) Jay Gold ~16:29 Final Answer~ Bret Stillman
2) shaDow ~10:54 Small Package Hold~ Zombi I
3) Da Busch Boyz [Raz Busch/ Duz Busch O] ~20:34 Original STO~ Biff Mongo/ Survival Joe X
4) Lorenzo Llamas won a Four Man Elimination Match
Lorenzo Llamas ~13:27 Llama Driver~ Danny Dynamite
Lorenzo Llamas ~16:27 Samurai Driver ’84 (Araya) > Barmian Stamp ~ 50 Centavos
Lorenzo Llamas ~20:04 Superkick~ Wataru Araya
5) Paradigm ~20:37 Northern Lights Suplex Hold~ Gilbert Theunk
6) La Cosa Nostra [Ted Zannino O/ Rick Briggs] ~15:52 Spike Piledriver~ The Lawgivers [Wild Bill X/ El Justiciero]
12.02.2007
12.2.07 -- WILD TV
12.2.07 -- WILD TV
WILD TV is coming at you here on December the Second, and as usual we have a great card for you. The first bout is Bobo Gomez meeting up with Paradigm. Paradigm has had some issues of late with La Cosa Nostra on Saturday Nights, to the point he is indebted to them, and they've apparently attempted to end his life a few times. Its a very interesting situation, and you can see something weighing heavy on Paradigm's mind of late, he always looks tired. Gomez, whom is no pushover to begin with took advantage of this and went to town on 'digm. Paradigm made a few spirited comebacks, but Gomez simply overpowered him, using that big MUSO to slam him down to the canvas, his head bouncing off the mat and putting him down for the three count. Zannino, Briggs and Knuckles come out to collect the body of Paradigm as Bobo celebrates.
The tag team bout next is a part of the giant Junior Heavyweight Tournament underway, which started last night and saw all 4 of these men competing, and 3 out of these 4 men have moved on to the semi-final round; that being MIRYOKO who suffered what many consider an upset being beaten by journeyman-err, frog, Hando! This tag match was fast-paced, with Walker and Leche trying to keep one-upping each other, and MIRYOKO and Billy just being, well, kinda creepy. What did in the duo of Walker and Leche was miscommunication, as Leche was set up top going for the Leche Splash on a prone Hollywood, only for Walker to reach up and tag himself in, dashing right into a crotch claw, right into the Star*Maker for the pinfall, as Leche looks on disgusted with Walker.
Sommers has called for the head of Shady, after a few weeks ago Shady insulted him, and insulted his manager Seamus McFadden when he came out to make the save for Jason Blackhart. Sommers went into this match looking for nothing but blood, and Shady was looking just to survive the onslaught he was facing. Shady with his heart on his singlet is tossing his all into this, chopping away at the big man, but Sommers not going down easily. When Sommers gets control this is no longer about winning, it is about punishment. Sommers finally pulling a chair out from under the ring and he just plants Shady across the forehead with it! The ref has thrown this match out, and Shady is busted wide open! Sommers is calling for it, as he picks Shady up by his hand, draping him over his shoulders, and it looks like he is going to try to end Shady right here with the Alabama Nightmare, and here comes Jason Blackhart! Jason Blackhart repaying Shady for the save he made for him! Sommers looks livid as he pounds his hands against the apron, feigning running into the ring again before flipping them off and stomping off to the back.
Spunk facing off with his former best friend, tag partner and training partner, Shogo Otsuka. Both men going way back, Spunk teaming with Shogo to be one of the most famous Spunk Pro Tag teams, holding the championship for quite a while and taking on all comers. Well, things have changed. Spunk just a matter of weeks ago turned on Shogo and YUSUKE, with YUSUKE not wanting to believe it, but Shogo being the first to believe that Spunk was gone.. Shogo requested this match, and it was short and it was brutal. Shogo going for the arm, but Spunk just wasn't having any of it, after some back and forth Spunk unloads with a Saikyo Face Kick on Shogo, and its lights out for him. But Spunk will not go for the cover, he picks him up, and he is going to go for that modified Emerald Frosion that we've seen the past few weeks, from what we understand its called the 'MF-1' by Spunk, and BAM -- he just leveled Shogo with it, he puts his knees on Shogo's chest for the 1...2....3, and thats over.
Spunk looks like he isn't finished here, as he is going for another on Shogo, and thank god for YUSUKE who just ran in to make the save for his tag team partner! Spunk simply drops Shogo as YUSUKE is looking after him, all he can do is ask Spunk 'why?' as Spunk just looks at him in disgust, YUSUKE on one knee tending to his partner and Spunk lashing out and hitting the SFK on YUSUKE! He spits down on both men and storms off to the back.
The main event is up now, as Tommy Lee will face off with the pairing of Jason Blackhart and Dante Black, both JB and Dante have just been relentlessly beaten upon over the past few months, and both are in rough condition to say the least. It shows throughout this match, as Dante Black has trouble keeping his head in the game, and JB just looks worn. Tommy Lee have working together down pat, making it even more difficult for JB and Dante, as JB isn't a fan of tag team competition to say the least, and Dante's pride and inability to stop has proved to be a weakness in the past. It was JB who fought through everything and got the big win in this match, after Dante takes Lee to the outside, JB with a Stunner on Fiero! 1...2...2.999!! Fiero kicks out! Fiero somehow kicks out! JB off the ropes, Fiero ducks the lariat and it looks like he is going for the Whammy Bar -- but JB able to push him into the ropes instead! Fiero rebounds and walks right into the big throat thrust undercut! JB quickly locks in the Moose Strangulation on Fiero and Fiero is tapping like a little girl! Its over, JB and Dante have won this one! JB celebrating, calling for a Dr. Pepper from the time keeper and wait.. Oh shit -- the Dods! Dods everywhere! Ronnie Dod in the ring and he gets laid out by a Stunner! Aleks behind JB hammering away on him as Caleb is going after Dante as Lee is trying to recover..
Aleks holding JB for Jack as Jack off the ropes, looking for a big spear -- JB out of the way! Jack Dod just caught Aleks with the big spear! He is looking on in disbelief as he backs up into JB, as JB catches him with a big right, Jack Dod begging off on his knees as JB moves in, and bang -- Jack Dod catches him with a low blow.. Jack Dod rolls out of the ring, pointing to his head like he just escaped a monumental beating, and he turns around -- WHAMMY BAR! WHAMMY BAR ON THE CHAMP! My God, that was OUT OF NOWHERE! Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee each with a foot on the chest of the fallen champ as they pose and we FADE TO BLACK.
1. Bobo Gomez (12:03 - MUSO) Paradigm
2. Billy Hollywood(O)/MIRYOKO (15:26 - Star*Maker) Kyle Walker(X)/Juan Leche
3. Shady (14:20 - DQ) Dan Sommers
4. Spunk (8:13 - MF-1) Shogo Otsuka
5. Jason Blackhart(O)/Dante Black (22:44 - Moose Strangulation) Tommy Fiero(X)/Brian Lee
WILD TV is coming at you here on December the Second, and as usual we have a great card for you. The first bout is Bobo Gomez meeting up with Paradigm. Paradigm has had some issues of late with La Cosa Nostra on Saturday Nights, to the point he is indebted to them, and they've apparently attempted to end his life a few times. Its a very interesting situation, and you can see something weighing heavy on Paradigm's mind of late, he always looks tired. Gomez, whom is no pushover to begin with took advantage of this and went to town on 'digm. Paradigm made a few spirited comebacks, but Gomez simply overpowered him, using that big MUSO to slam him down to the canvas, his head bouncing off the mat and putting him down for the three count. Zannino, Briggs and Knuckles come out to collect the body of Paradigm as Bobo celebrates.
The tag team bout next is a part of the giant Junior Heavyweight Tournament underway, which started last night and saw all 4 of these men competing, and 3 out of these 4 men have moved on to the semi-final round; that being MIRYOKO who suffered what many consider an upset being beaten by journeyman-err, frog, Hando! This tag match was fast-paced, with Walker and Leche trying to keep one-upping each other, and MIRYOKO and Billy just being, well, kinda creepy. What did in the duo of Walker and Leche was miscommunication, as Leche was set up top going for the Leche Splash on a prone Hollywood, only for Walker to reach up and tag himself in, dashing right into a crotch claw, right into the Star*Maker for the pinfall, as Leche looks on disgusted with Walker.
Sommers has called for the head of Shady, after a few weeks ago Shady insulted him, and insulted his manager Seamus McFadden when he came out to make the save for Jason Blackhart. Sommers went into this match looking for nothing but blood, and Shady was looking just to survive the onslaught he was facing. Shady with his heart on his singlet is tossing his all into this, chopping away at the big man, but Sommers not going down easily. When Sommers gets control this is no longer about winning, it is about punishment. Sommers finally pulling a chair out from under the ring and he just plants Shady across the forehead with it! The ref has thrown this match out, and Shady is busted wide open! Sommers is calling for it, as he picks Shady up by his hand, draping him over his shoulders, and it looks like he is going to try to end Shady right here with the Alabama Nightmare, and here comes Jason Blackhart! Jason Blackhart repaying Shady for the save he made for him! Sommers looks livid as he pounds his hands against the apron, feigning running into the ring again before flipping them off and stomping off to the back.
Spunk facing off with his former best friend, tag partner and training partner, Shogo Otsuka. Both men going way back, Spunk teaming with Shogo to be one of the most famous Spunk Pro Tag teams, holding the championship for quite a while and taking on all comers. Well, things have changed. Spunk just a matter of weeks ago turned on Shogo and YUSUKE, with YUSUKE not wanting to believe it, but Shogo being the first to believe that Spunk was gone.. Shogo requested this match, and it was short and it was brutal. Shogo going for the arm, but Spunk just wasn't having any of it, after some back and forth Spunk unloads with a Saikyo Face Kick on Shogo, and its lights out for him. But Spunk will not go for the cover, he picks him up, and he is going to go for that modified Emerald Frosion that we've seen the past few weeks, from what we understand its called the 'MF-1' by Spunk, and BAM -- he just leveled Shogo with it, he puts his knees on Shogo's chest for the 1...2....3, and thats over.
Spunk looks like he isn't finished here, as he is going for another on Shogo, and thank god for YUSUKE who just ran in to make the save for his tag team partner! Spunk simply drops Shogo as YUSUKE is looking after him, all he can do is ask Spunk 'why?' as Spunk just looks at him in disgust, YUSUKE on one knee tending to his partner and Spunk lashing out and hitting the SFK on YUSUKE! He spits down on both men and storms off to the back.
The main event is up now, as Tommy Lee will face off with the pairing of Jason Blackhart and Dante Black, both JB and Dante have just been relentlessly beaten upon over the past few months, and both are in rough condition to say the least. It shows throughout this match, as Dante Black has trouble keeping his head in the game, and JB just looks worn. Tommy Lee have working together down pat, making it even more difficult for JB and Dante, as JB isn't a fan of tag team competition to say the least, and Dante's pride and inability to stop has proved to be a weakness in the past. It was JB who fought through everything and got the big win in this match, after Dante takes Lee to the outside, JB with a Stunner on Fiero! 1...2...2.999!! Fiero kicks out! Fiero somehow kicks out! JB off the ropes, Fiero ducks the lariat and it looks like he is going for the Whammy Bar -- but JB able to push him into the ropes instead! Fiero rebounds and walks right into the big throat thrust undercut! JB quickly locks in the Moose Strangulation on Fiero and Fiero is tapping like a little girl! Its over, JB and Dante have won this one! JB celebrating, calling for a Dr. Pepper from the time keeper and wait.. Oh shit -- the Dods! Dods everywhere! Ronnie Dod in the ring and he gets laid out by a Stunner! Aleks behind JB hammering away on him as Caleb is going after Dante as Lee is trying to recover..
Aleks holding JB for Jack as Jack off the ropes, looking for a big spear -- JB out of the way! Jack Dod just caught Aleks with the big spear! He is looking on in disbelief as he backs up into JB, as JB catches him with a big right, Jack Dod begging off on his knees as JB moves in, and bang -- Jack Dod catches him with a low blow.. Jack Dod rolls out of the ring, pointing to his head like he just escaped a monumental beating, and he turns around -- WHAMMY BAR! WHAMMY BAR ON THE CHAMP! My God, that was OUT OF NOWHERE! Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee each with a foot on the chest of the fallen champ as they pose and we FADE TO BLACK.
1. Bobo Gomez (12:03 - MUSO) Paradigm
2. Billy Hollywood(O)/MIRYOKO (15:26 - Star*Maker) Kyle Walker(X)/Juan Leche
3. Shady (14:20 - DQ) Dan Sommers
4. Spunk (8:13 - MF-1) Shogo Otsuka
5. Jason Blackhart(O)/Dante Black (22:44 - Moose Strangulation) Tommy Fiero(X)/Brian Lee
12.01.2007
WILD Saturday Night #8
It seems that no matter how violent and gory The Zombis get in their matches they continue to get invited back to participate on Saturday Night, which says a lot about the booking on this program. Just two weeks ago they terrified poor emo convert shaDow (the former indie darling DiNk, now burdened with the world’s misery as he trudges towards adulthood. awwwwww) by ripping large chunks of flesh from partner Rodrigo Jorge and then stuffing him in a coffin after the match! I wish I were making this up …
Would-be victims Survival Joe and Randy Scrimps were trotted out to face the slavering undead duo this time around and wound up doing little more than dodge the gnashing fangs of this slavering undead duo. When it became clear that Survival Joe’s monster-fighting skills might just prevent any rending of the flesh by the walking dead the bloodthirsty fans turned on this match, pelting the ring and those within it with sodas, hotdogs and other barely edible items from the concession stand.
This served to anger the mysterious cloaked Zombie Master, who started a voodoo fire outside the ring that somehow gave his minions extra power, extra power that nearly broke through the defenses of poor Joe and Randy! All would have been lost had it not been for the timely appearance of young shaDow and sullen partner of the gathering dark eDo (formerly Tomohiro Ito, who also turned goth recently for unknown reasons), who stormed the ring brandishing crosses and holy water, providing just enough of a distraction to allow the living an escape. Poor referee Gen Hirayama had no choice but to throw the match out, taking time out after to admonish shaDow and eDo for their poor choice of weaponry.
A short time after shaDow and eDo explained their reasons for interfering (something about them being so ensconced in the ebon folds of despair that only they can see the walking dead for what they truly are … the walking dead.) the mysterious Zombie Master reluctantly packed his shambling corpses back into their coffins and escorted them to the back via ox-drawn cart, leaving shaDow to wait for his opponent in the first match of the WILD Junior Heavyweight title tournament! Nice segue, huh?
Anyways, said opponent wound up being the extremely confident Billy Hollywood, accompanied by manager Lou Hoffman and watched from the back entrance by ubermodel MIRYOKO. They say they’re just friends but they’re not really fooling anyone. Personally, I think they make a good couple. I know, I know, ewwwww …
This sentiment was pretty much shared by young shaDow, who took umbrage with the constant barrage of moves involving junk to the face. In fact, shaDow got so worked up by the relentless tea-bagging that he got angrier than anyone would have thought possible for a mopey douche who listens to way too many Cure albums. This anger thoroughly frightened Hollywood so much it probably would have cost him the match had the events of the previous match not reared their ugly head.
Turns out the Zombi attack on Rodrigo Jorge two weeks ago wound up being too much for him, resulting in his demise and return as the World’s First Capoeira Zombie! Set loose by his evil Zombie Master, Jorge Zombi made a beeline for shaDow’s ring second eDo, nearly removing a large chunk of his shoulder with his teeth. Only young shaDow’s keen eye prevented tragedy, but, while he warned his partner of impending doom, he left himself open to attack by Hollywood, who downed shaDow with the Danshoku Driver. Post-match, Billy Hollywood celebrated his advancing in the tournament with MIRYOKO and Lou Hoffman by prancing around the fallen shaDow while eDo fought off the chomping Capoeira Zombi in what can only be described as a thoroughly surreal WILD moment …
Next, it was MIRYOKO’s turn to prove himself in the WILD Jr. Tourney against indie legend Hando. This one was surprisingly lopsided given how smooth MIRYOKO has looked in WILD rings so far, with Hando avoiding the deadly palm strikes of his opponent with ease and using an astonishing mix of high flying moves and slick pinning holds to keep the upper-hand. Hando’s quick victory via Delfin backbreaker sent MIRYOKO crying into the arms of Billy Hollywood and it’s rumored they plan on proving to the league office that Hando’s supposed splicing of frog DNA with his own gave him an unfair advantage in this match. Good luck with that one, fellas …
Earlier in the week La Cosa Nostra and Paradigm appeared on Pro Wrestling Weekly to discuss several issues with crack wrestling reporter Jerry Rig, chief among which was their escalating feud with new WILD World Tag Team Champions The Celtic Bruisers. While they refused to admit to the theft of the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Title on the last episode of WILD Saturday Night, they didn’t even attempt to hide their joy at the situation, all while proclaiming that they were ready to beat the Bruisers for the belts to prove they are the best tag team in all the land.
But then, while Paradigm was boasting about how easily he would take the Junior Heavyweight crown, the interview was interrupted by none other than Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstva, who said they were sick and tired of beating scrubs on Saturdays and feel THEY are the next in line for a tag team title shot! The ensuing brawl was broken up through no small amount of effort and it was decided shortly thereafter to let these two forces of nature prove just who is the better team: TONIGHT!
Which leads us to the fourth match of the night, Zannino and Briggs of La Cosa Nostra squaring off against The Dods in a tag match that wound up being about as good as it gets, anywhere! Before the bout La Cosa Nostra mouthpiece Raymond Bianco Jr. informed the crowd that he was so confident the Bruisers would do everything in their power to avoid defending the belts against them that he and his boys took the precaution of “keeping Baker and Gabriel at home”, whatever that means. Don’t want to think they did the unthinkable but we can only hope they want the titles so bad they didn’t actually harm the Bruisers. Cross your fingers, folks!
Turns out the Dods didn’t need the Bruisers’ aid. Ronnie Dod was king-sized here, allowing protégé Aleks just enough opportunity in the ring so as not to give the Italians an opening. Dod absorbed huge amounts of punishment and dealt it back in kind, leaving Briggs and Zannino a bloody mess, but still fighting mad! The last ten minutes was little more than a mad scramble as Ronnie’s pin attempts were repeatedly broken up until, finally, Aleks was able to break past human roadblock, referee Martin Roeg, to knock Zannino out of the ring, allowing Dod to score the pin with a stretch bomb on Briggs! Solid win for the Dods, who stand to make the Celtic Bruisers tag title reign a short one! That is, you know, if they aren’t “taking a dirt nap”.
Continuing the junior title tourney we had Kyle Walker, who has done nothing but impress in his first year as a pro, go up against very dangerous Fusion Dojo star Kikkoman. Possibly the best match of the night depending on what you look for in a wrestling match (if you prefer zombies and emo fags this would probably place second), this one saw Kikkoman look deadly beyond even the standard he has set in his previous two WILD matches. He hit Walker with all of his best moves and scored several near falls, but somehow the rookie held on, showing that famous Walker resolve. Eschewing wrestling moves, Walker chose to counter the assault with punches and elbows, a strategy that worked, really knocking Kikkoman for a loop and enabling him to get a flash pin to advance to the next round.
Finally, in the main event, WILD Junior Veteran and arguably the company’s most exciting star Juan Leche took on “Saturday Night Mastermind” Paradigm in the final junior title tournament quarterfinal. It was expected that La Cosa Nostra members would be littering the outside of the ring to assist their partner but after the beating they took at the hands of the Dods only the lowly Joe Doe was present. I’ll have to pass on the tragic tale of Doe for another time, but rest assured, it’s one that will break your heart. Let’s just say his success as ring second for Paradigm would go a long way towards helping his status within La Cosa Nostra and leave it at that.
But onto the action: Paradigm looked golden here, not needing the aid of La Cosa Nostra in the least, using an array of DDT’s, suplexes and STF’s to pummel and stretch Leche to the brink of defeat. So in charge of the action was Paradigm that he took the time to brag about his success, repeating his T-Shirt’s catchphrase over and over while taunting the fans, all while the nervous Joe Doe broke into a cold sweat and meekly suggested that Paradigm hurry up.
Predictably the stalling and heel braggadocio allowed Leche a window back into the match, turning this one from one-sided squash into a legitimate competition. But even after Leche hit a string of dynamic high-flying moves it was clear some very serious damage had already been done, as he had to take time to recover after nearly every move. The final moments came shortly after hitting a hurracanrana that deposited Paradigm in the center of the ring, leaving Leche tired and breathing hard near the ropes right where Doe was standing. For whatever reason Doe hesitated to strike the extremely vulnerable Paradigm and, when he finally grabbed a chair and lifted it over his head to apply the killing blow, referee Martin Roeg caught him in the act!
With the ref distracted, Paradigm then made his move, rising and advancing on Leche only to have one more obstacle thrown in his path; Gilbert Theunk, recently slid into the ring and brandishing a metal briefcase! Shocked and given no time to react, Paradigm was felled with one mighty swing, allowing Leche to take advantage with a British Fall and a quick cover just as the referee turned around from chewing out Joe Doe! The three-count was, as they say, academic, advancing Leche to the semis against Kyle Walker. Meanwhile, Joe Doe openly wept at the defeat of Paradigm while Theunk taunted the pair of them from outside the ring. We still don’t know what La Cosa Nostra did with the Bruisers but it would appear they made a huge mistake by not including Gilbert Theunk in the “fun”!
1) Zombigeddon [Zombi I O/ Zombie II] ~5:36 Disqualification!~ Survival Joe/ Randy Scrimps
2) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Billy Hollywood ~14:02 Danshoku Driver~ shaDow
3) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Hando ~10:54 Delfin Backbreaker > Delfin Clutch~ MIRYOKO
4) Ronnie Dod O/ Aleks Dodstva ~28:52 Stretch Bomb~ La Cosa Nostra [Ted Zannino/ Rick Briggs X]
5) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Kyle Walker ~16:58 Flying Rolling Pin~ Kikkoman
6) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Juan Leche ~15:32 British Fall~ Paradigm
Would-be victims Survival Joe and Randy Scrimps were trotted out to face the slavering undead duo this time around and wound up doing little more than dodge the gnashing fangs of this slavering undead duo. When it became clear that Survival Joe’s monster-fighting skills might just prevent any rending of the flesh by the walking dead the bloodthirsty fans turned on this match, pelting the ring and those within it with sodas, hotdogs and other barely edible items from the concession stand.
This served to anger the mysterious cloaked Zombie Master, who started a voodoo fire outside the ring that somehow gave his minions extra power, extra power that nearly broke through the defenses of poor Joe and Randy! All would have been lost had it not been for the timely appearance of young shaDow and sullen partner of the gathering dark eDo (formerly Tomohiro Ito, who also turned goth recently for unknown reasons), who stormed the ring brandishing crosses and holy water, providing just enough of a distraction to allow the living an escape. Poor referee Gen Hirayama had no choice but to throw the match out, taking time out after to admonish shaDow and eDo for their poor choice of weaponry.
A short time after shaDow and eDo explained their reasons for interfering (something about them being so ensconced in the ebon folds of despair that only they can see the walking dead for what they truly are … the walking dead.) the mysterious Zombie Master reluctantly packed his shambling corpses back into their coffins and escorted them to the back via ox-drawn cart, leaving shaDow to wait for his opponent in the first match of the WILD Junior Heavyweight title tournament! Nice segue, huh?
Anyways, said opponent wound up being the extremely confident Billy Hollywood, accompanied by manager Lou Hoffman and watched from the back entrance by ubermodel MIRYOKO. They say they’re just friends but they’re not really fooling anyone. Personally, I think they make a good couple. I know, I know, ewwwww …
This sentiment was pretty much shared by young shaDow, who took umbrage with the constant barrage of moves involving junk to the face. In fact, shaDow got so worked up by the relentless tea-bagging that he got angrier than anyone would have thought possible for a mopey douche who listens to way too many Cure albums. This anger thoroughly frightened Hollywood so much it probably would have cost him the match had the events of the previous match not reared their ugly head.
Turns out the Zombi attack on Rodrigo Jorge two weeks ago wound up being too much for him, resulting in his demise and return as the World’s First Capoeira Zombie! Set loose by his evil Zombie Master, Jorge Zombi made a beeline for shaDow’s ring second eDo, nearly removing a large chunk of his shoulder with his teeth. Only young shaDow’s keen eye prevented tragedy, but, while he warned his partner of impending doom, he left himself open to attack by Hollywood, who downed shaDow with the Danshoku Driver. Post-match, Billy Hollywood celebrated his advancing in the tournament with MIRYOKO and Lou Hoffman by prancing around the fallen shaDow while eDo fought off the chomping Capoeira Zombi in what can only be described as a thoroughly surreal WILD moment …
Next, it was MIRYOKO’s turn to prove himself in the WILD Jr. Tourney against indie legend Hando. This one was surprisingly lopsided given how smooth MIRYOKO has looked in WILD rings so far, with Hando avoiding the deadly palm strikes of his opponent with ease and using an astonishing mix of high flying moves and slick pinning holds to keep the upper-hand. Hando’s quick victory via Delfin backbreaker sent MIRYOKO crying into the arms of Billy Hollywood and it’s rumored they plan on proving to the league office that Hando’s supposed splicing of frog DNA with his own gave him an unfair advantage in this match. Good luck with that one, fellas …
Earlier in the week La Cosa Nostra and Paradigm appeared on Pro Wrestling Weekly to discuss several issues with crack wrestling reporter Jerry Rig, chief among which was their escalating feud with new WILD World Tag Team Champions The Celtic Bruisers. While they refused to admit to the theft of the Mid-Continental Heavyweight Title on the last episode of WILD Saturday Night, they didn’t even attempt to hide their joy at the situation, all while proclaiming that they were ready to beat the Bruisers for the belts to prove they are the best tag team in all the land.
But then, while Paradigm was boasting about how easily he would take the Junior Heavyweight crown, the interview was interrupted by none other than Ronnie Dod and Aleks Dodstva, who said they were sick and tired of beating scrubs on Saturdays and feel THEY are the next in line for a tag team title shot! The ensuing brawl was broken up through no small amount of effort and it was decided shortly thereafter to let these two forces of nature prove just who is the better team: TONIGHT!
Which leads us to the fourth match of the night, Zannino and Briggs of La Cosa Nostra squaring off against The Dods in a tag match that wound up being about as good as it gets, anywhere! Before the bout La Cosa Nostra mouthpiece Raymond Bianco Jr. informed the crowd that he was so confident the Bruisers would do everything in their power to avoid defending the belts against them that he and his boys took the precaution of “keeping Baker and Gabriel at home”, whatever that means. Don’t want to think they did the unthinkable but we can only hope they want the titles so bad they didn’t actually harm the Bruisers. Cross your fingers, folks!
Turns out the Dods didn’t need the Bruisers’ aid. Ronnie Dod was king-sized here, allowing protégé Aleks just enough opportunity in the ring so as not to give the Italians an opening. Dod absorbed huge amounts of punishment and dealt it back in kind, leaving Briggs and Zannino a bloody mess, but still fighting mad! The last ten minutes was little more than a mad scramble as Ronnie’s pin attempts were repeatedly broken up until, finally, Aleks was able to break past human roadblock, referee Martin Roeg, to knock Zannino out of the ring, allowing Dod to score the pin with a stretch bomb on Briggs! Solid win for the Dods, who stand to make the Celtic Bruisers tag title reign a short one! That is, you know, if they aren’t “taking a dirt nap”.
Continuing the junior title tourney we had Kyle Walker, who has done nothing but impress in his first year as a pro, go up against very dangerous Fusion Dojo star Kikkoman. Possibly the best match of the night depending on what you look for in a wrestling match (if you prefer zombies and emo fags this would probably place second), this one saw Kikkoman look deadly beyond even the standard he has set in his previous two WILD matches. He hit Walker with all of his best moves and scored several near falls, but somehow the rookie held on, showing that famous Walker resolve. Eschewing wrestling moves, Walker chose to counter the assault with punches and elbows, a strategy that worked, really knocking Kikkoman for a loop and enabling him to get a flash pin to advance to the next round.
Finally, in the main event, WILD Junior Veteran and arguably the company’s most exciting star Juan Leche took on “Saturday Night Mastermind” Paradigm in the final junior title tournament quarterfinal. It was expected that La Cosa Nostra members would be littering the outside of the ring to assist their partner but after the beating they took at the hands of the Dods only the lowly Joe Doe was present. I’ll have to pass on the tragic tale of Doe for another time, but rest assured, it’s one that will break your heart. Let’s just say his success as ring second for Paradigm would go a long way towards helping his status within La Cosa Nostra and leave it at that.
But onto the action: Paradigm looked golden here, not needing the aid of La Cosa Nostra in the least, using an array of DDT’s, suplexes and STF’s to pummel and stretch Leche to the brink of defeat. So in charge of the action was Paradigm that he took the time to brag about his success, repeating his T-Shirt’s catchphrase over and over while taunting the fans, all while the nervous Joe Doe broke into a cold sweat and meekly suggested that Paradigm hurry up.
Predictably the stalling and heel braggadocio allowed Leche a window back into the match, turning this one from one-sided squash into a legitimate competition. But even after Leche hit a string of dynamic high-flying moves it was clear some very serious damage had already been done, as he had to take time to recover after nearly every move. The final moments came shortly after hitting a hurracanrana that deposited Paradigm in the center of the ring, leaving Leche tired and breathing hard near the ropes right where Doe was standing. For whatever reason Doe hesitated to strike the extremely vulnerable Paradigm and, when he finally grabbed a chair and lifted it over his head to apply the killing blow, referee Martin Roeg caught him in the act!
With the ref distracted, Paradigm then made his move, rising and advancing on Leche only to have one more obstacle thrown in his path; Gilbert Theunk, recently slid into the ring and brandishing a metal briefcase! Shocked and given no time to react, Paradigm was felled with one mighty swing, allowing Leche to take advantage with a British Fall and a quick cover just as the referee turned around from chewing out Joe Doe! The three-count was, as they say, academic, advancing Leche to the semis against Kyle Walker. Meanwhile, Joe Doe openly wept at the defeat of Paradigm while Theunk taunted the pair of them from outside the ring. We still don’t know what La Cosa Nostra did with the Bruisers but it would appear they made a huge mistake by not including Gilbert Theunk in the “fun”!
1) Zombigeddon [Zombi I O/ Zombie II] ~5:36 Disqualification!~ Survival Joe/ Randy Scrimps
2) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Billy Hollywood ~14:02 Danshoku Driver~ shaDow
3) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Hando ~10:54 Delfin Backbreaker > Delfin Clutch~ MIRYOKO
4) Ronnie Dod O/ Aleks Dodstva ~28:52 Stretch Bomb~ La Cosa Nostra [Ted Zannino/ Rick Briggs X]
5) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Kyle Walker ~16:58 Flying Rolling Pin~ Kikkoman
6) WILD JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TOURNAMENT – QUARTERFINALS
Juan Leche ~15:32 British Fall~ Paradigm
11.25.2007
11.25.07 -- WILD TV
11.25.07 -- WILD TV
Welcome to WILD TV, this week we have a huge card (as always), and we kick things off with a WILD (oh, how funny) brawl between Bobo Gomez and HOCK. It wasn't long before HOCK was rummaging around for weapons, and the ring is filled with a trash can and a chair, but Bobo is doing his best to avoid these as they are tossed into the ring. Bobo is able to neutralize HOCK with some big fists and suplexes, only for HOCK to keep coming, as he seemingly has no sense. He is busted wide open as he nails a big DDT on Bobo and stumbles to his feet, the chair in hand. He winds up as Bobo ducks under it, HOCK's chair bouncing off the ropes and nailing him in the head as he turns right into the MUSO from Bobo for the 1,2,3.
Next up we follow up on the huge announcement that WILD will be bringing back the vacated Junior Heavyweight Championship in the form of an 8-man Tournament, which will be started on WILD Saturday Night this week! This was a crazy 8-man battle royale, where eliminations were over-the-top rope only. Hando was out first when he went for a Shining Bullfrog on Leche in the corner, Leche ducking and Hando spilling to the floor, looking upset with himself. Paradigm was next, taken out by MIRYOKO, who was then swiftly uppercutted over the top by Kyle Walker. Kyle's elimination was a sketchy one, as Hollywood was attempting to GOOSE Kyle, who freaked out and ran himself out of the match to escape Billy's grasp. Leche hits a Leche Fall on Hollywood as shaDow goes up top, looking for the 'Suicide' Bomb, but Leche sees this and dropkicks him to the floor! This leaves two now, as Leche goes to pick up Hollywood, only for Billy to lunge up with his mouth and, err, clamp onto Leche. Juan is trying to bat him off, as Billy lets go, stalking his prey. Billy going for a spear and Juan jumps out of the way, Billy ramming himself head first into the turnbuckle. Leche with a dropkick to the back of the head trying to send Billy over, but he won't, Juan trying to push him over, but Billy has his hand on Leche's tights, and he is trying to pull them down! Leche lets go, trying to keep his trunks up, which lets Billy secure himself to his feet and come upon Leche from behind, thrusting his crotch at him, startling him and sending him flying over the top. Your winner -- Billy Hollywood!
We cut to YUSUKE who is backstage now, as Druid is in his good slacks asking him what he thinks about Spunk's actions last week. YUSUKE is quiet, then explains that he believes that this is all a mistake. Taking the Modified FF was embarrassing and painful, but he still believes that there is something wrong, and that Spunk has a plan, that this can't be real.
Dan Sommers took on Sit next, the former TV Champ against his toughest challenge (other than surviving an exploding vehicle), the International Heavyweight Champion, Dan Sommers. He took it to Sommers, but Sommers was able to overcome him with his steely fists and the Alabama Nightmare. That was all that she wrote, as Sommers used a one foot cover. After the match, Sommers calls out Shady, saying that attacking him and Seamus last week will be the last mistake he has a chance to make.
Now comes the big one, the tag team championship. These two teams have been tooth and nail for the past few months, with LRI being the dominant force, but showing cracks in the foundation, having to use dirty tactics to beat the Bruisers. Last week Paddy Baker got some uncharacteristic revenge, using a barbed wire bat to bust Stuart wide open, and plastering his head to a chair with the inverted piledriver. So now it leads to this, a 2/3 falls match, where anything can happen, anybody can win. LRI were up to their old tricks, and Sean was still bandaged up from the fireball that got tossed at his face. Stuart, for what its worth, looks pretty worn out himself from Baker's brutal beating of him last week. It was just what you'd expect from both teams, the Bruisers fighting their hearts out and LRI taking shortcuts but still looking strong. The first fall came out of nowhere when VD had the ref distracted and Stuart has a chair (surprise, surprise), swinging wildly at Sean, only for Sean to perfectly time his fist to connect with the chair and Stuart's face, in a shot that could have knocked Stuart clean out! He makes the pin, 1...2...3! The first fall goes to the Celtic Bruisers!
Stuart is still on dream street, as VD drags him back to the corner and slaps him around a bit, before tagging himself in and leaving Stuart on the apron. The odds are stacked against LRI now, as Stuart is out of it, and both of the Bruisers look like they are just getting ready! VD is a fighting champion on fire, as the TV Champ puts his all into this fall, taking on both men and holding his own! VD off the ropes and Paddy catches him, holding him for Sean to lariat him, only for VD to duck out of the way, Sean nailing his own partner! Sean looks on in disbelief, only to get clotheslined over the top by VD. VD heading to the top now.. No way, what is he going to do? Tope con giro onto both of the Bruisers by VD! It looks like he caught most of that on Paddy, whose head hit the railing and there is blood everywhere. Medics rush down to the ring to check him out as VD rolls Sean back in. Sean, irate at his partner's injury is a house on fire as he explodes on VD, with rights and lefts, leaving VD into his corner. The ref is outside, checking on Paddy as VD is begging off in his corner, begging Sean, fists ready to please show him some mercy.. Sean looks around to the crowd who is urging him to knock that bastard out! Sean moves in and VD ducks down, only for Stuart to muster up enough strength to pull himself up and reveal his lighter -- FIREBALL! FIREBALL ON SEAN! I DON'T KNOW IF HE GOT IT AS BAD AS LAST TIME, BUT HE GOT IT! Stuart slumps back over as he is pushing VD, telling him to make the cover.. VD crawls over and drapes himself ontop of Sean... The ref sees this and slides back in... 1.....2......3! LRI picks up the second fall! Stuart is still hurt, it looks like, and both of the Bruisers are in rough shape. This match could easily be all in the hands of VD Dod now! VD picks up Sean and is calling for the finish, he launches himself off of the ropes and nails the STO Bomber! He covers.. 1....2...2.99! Sean kicks out, just barely! It seems like wearing those bandages saved him from a brunt of that fireball, but he still looks out of it. VD now picking the limp Sean up and levels him with a DDT! He could have the win here, but he isn't going for it.. He picks Gabriel up by the hair again, and is calling for another one.. AND DRIVES HIM DOWN HARD! He isn't just looking to win, he is looking to destroy Sean Gabriel here tonight! Paddy Baker has pushed the medical staff off of him, a bandage of his own hanging off of his head, the crew now finished taping him up as he storms back into the ring as VD is going for a third, and what could have been fatal DDT on his partner. Paddy from behind with a huge headbutt, then locks VD into the Fuyuki Stretch! He isn't the legal man but who really cares, he is stretching the life out of VD! Stuart is mustering himself up to his feet, and with all of his power launches himself off of the ropes and nails Paddy in the back of the head with the Burning Lariat!! Paddy lets go of VD, as VD staggers from Baker's grip, and right into Gabriel's! Sean rolls him up with the cradle!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!!! THE BRUISERS HAVE DONE IT! WE HAVE NEWWWWWWW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
The ref presents the titles to an awestruck Sean Gabriel and the groggy Paddy Baker, as LRI look on in disgust, VD attending to Stuart, trying to explain what happened and why the Celtic Bruisers are walking off with their belts. The fans are standing and applauding as Baker and Gabriel strap the belts on and raise their hands, as tag team wrestling in WILD has reached a new era -- the era of the Celtic Bruisers.
Now we move onto our main event for the evening, a match with lots of emotions involved in it. Just last week Spunk turned on everybody and joined forces with Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee, two of his mortal enemies, and attacked his former proteges in YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka. YUSUKE demanded he be allowed into this tag tonight, so he could prove a point, and the ever-arrogant new trio had no qualms with this, letting it be known that they could defeat 12 men if they had to in one night. Dante Black looks both angry and hurt from last week, as his big chance at a title shot was taken from him when Fiero and Lee attacked him at a public warm-up session held for the media and fans, leaving him a mess for Jack Dod to pick at and destroy. This match went all over the ringside area, with the ring unable to contain all 7 men. The heel trio did everything in their power to not play fair, evening the playing field in their favor. Lee evened up the odds in the match when he mugged Dante Black using the LSD on the concrete floor, leaving the already injured Dante Black laid out on the floor. A medical crew had to gurney him out and rush him to the nearest hospital.
It was a straight 6-man tag from here, with the focus being on working over YUSUKE, as JB and Shady look on, frustrated, both by YUSUKE's spirit and pride, making him keep going instead of tagging, and for the absolute beating he is suffering at the hands of these three wolves. Finally when the tag is made to Blackhart he comes in and cleans house, JB igniting the crowd, only to get mugged from behind with a low blow from Fiero, sending him to his knees, and forcing him to quickly tag out to Shady. It was back to a group mugging mentality, with Shady having to make a few heroic comebacks only to get stuffed. YUSUKE tags himself in when Spunk is the legal man, in what proved to be a foolish decision, as Spunk is just slapping around YUSUKE, YUSUKE getting right up in Spunk's face and slapping him back, forcing Spunk to go into meltdown mode and just annihilate him with kicks, before finishing up the flurry with a big kick to the face. Fiero and Lee rush in and knock JB and Shady off the apron as Spunk holds the limp YUSUKE up by his hair, Fiero sailing towards him and nailing the Whammy Bar on YUSUKE! They all pick him up again and hand him off to Lee who drives him down with the LSD. YUSUKE is completely out of it now, as Shady and JB try to slide back in to make the save, only for Fiero and Lee to engage them, leaving YUSUKE at Spunk's sadistic hands. Spunk licks his lips as YUSUKE tries to fight to his feet, but cannot make it. He makes it up to all fours and Spunk rushes him, booting him in the face before rolling him over and placing one knee on his chest and outstretching his arms as the ref forces himself to count to 3. This one is over and there are bodies EVERYWHERE.
We have another medical team out here, as well as Shogo Otsuka attending to YUSUKE whom is not moving, as the trio stands over and ceelbrates before heading to the back, leaving Shady and JB to check on their fallen partner and curse.
1. Bobo Gomez (12:10 - MUSO) HOCK
2. WILD Junior Scramble: Billy Hollywood (14:30 - Ring Out) Juan Leche vs MIRYOKO vs Paradigm vs shaDow vs Hando vs Kyle Walker
3. Dan Sommers (11:34 - Alabama Nightmare) Sit
4. Pro-Wrestling WILD Tag Team Championship 2/3 Falls: The Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(O)/Paddy Baker) (34:11 - Small Package) LRI (C) (Stuart/VD(X))
5. Spunk(O)/Tommy Fiero/Brian Lee (23:09 - SFK) Jason Blackhart/Shady/Dante Black/YUSUKE(X)
Welcome to WILD TV, this week we have a huge card (as always), and we kick things off with a WILD (oh, how funny) brawl between Bobo Gomez and HOCK. It wasn't long before HOCK was rummaging around for weapons, and the ring is filled with a trash can and a chair, but Bobo is doing his best to avoid these as they are tossed into the ring. Bobo is able to neutralize HOCK with some big fists and suplexes, only for HOCK to keep coming, as he seemingly has no sense. He is busted wide open as he nails a big DDT on Bobo and stumbles to his feet, the chair in hand. He winds up as Bobo ducks under it, HOCK's chair bouncing off the ropes and nailing him in the head as he turns right into the MUSO from Bobo for the 1,2,3.
Next up we follow up on the huge announcement that WILD will be bringing back the vacated Junior Heavyweight Championship in the form of an 8-man Tournament, which will be started on WILD Saturday Night this week! This was a crazy 8-man battle royale, where eliminations were over-the-top rope only. Hando was out first when he went for a Shining Bullfrog on Leche in the corner, Leche ducking and Hando spilling to the floor, looking upset with himself. Paradigm was next, taken out by MIRYOKO, who was then swiftly uppercutted over the top by Kyle Walker. Kyle's elimination was a sketchy one, as Hollywood was attempting to GOOSE Kyle, who freaked out and ran himself out of the match to escape Billy's grasp. Leche hits a Leche Fall on Hollywood as shaDow goes up top, looking for the 'Suicide' Bomb, but Leche sees this and dropkicks him to the floor! This leaves two now, as Leche goes to pick up Hollywood, only for Billy to lunge up with his mouth and, err, clamp onto Leche. Juan is trying to bat him off, as Billy lets go, stalking his prey. Billy going for a spear and Juan jumps out of the way, Billy ramming himself head first into the turnbuckle. Leche with a dropkick to the back of the head trying to send Billy over, but he won't, Juan trying to push him over, but Billy has his hand on Leche's tights, and he is trying to pull them down! Leche lets go, trying to keep his trunks up, which lets Billy secure himself to his feet and come upon Leche from behind, thrusting his crotch at him, startling him and sending him flying over the top. Your winner -- Billy Hollywood!
We cut to YUSUKE who is backstage now, as Druid is in his good slacks asking him what he thinks about Spunk's actions last week. YUSUKE is quiet, then explains that he believes that this is all a mistake. Taking the Modified FF was embarrassing and painful, but he still believes that there is something wrong, and that Spunk has a plan, that this can't be real.
Dan Sommers took on Sit next, the former TV Champ against his toughest challenge (other than surviving an exploding vehicle), the International Heavyweight Champion, Dan Sommers. He took it to Sommers, but Sommers was able to overcome him with his steely fists and the Alabama Nightmare. That was all that she wrote, as Sommers used a one foot cover. After the match, Sommers calls out Shady, saying that attacking him and Seamus last week will be the last mistake he has a chance to make.
Now comes the big one, the tag team championship. These two teams have been tooth and nail for the past few months, with LRI being the dominant force, but showing cracks in the foundation, having to use dirty tactics to beat the Bruisers. Last week Paddy Baker got some uncharacteristic revenge, using a barbed wire bat to bust Stuart wide open, and plastering his head to a chair with the inverted piledriver. So now it leads to this, a 2/3 falls match, where anything can happen, anybody can win. LRI were up to their old tricks, and Sean was still bandaged up from the fireball that got tossed at his face. Stuart, for what its worth, looks pretty worn out himself from Baker's brutal beating of him last week. It was just what you'd expect from both teams, the Bruisers fighting their hearts out and LRI taking shortcuts but still looking strong. The first fall came out of nowhere when VD had the ref distracted and Stuart has a chair (surprise, surprise), swinging wildly at Sean, only for Sean to perfectly time his fist to connect with the chair and Stuart's face, in a shot that could have knocked Stuart clean out! He makes the pin, 1...2...3! The first fall goes to the Celtic Bruisers!
Stuart is still on dream street, as VD drags him back to the corner and slaps him around a bit, before tagging himself in and leaving Stuart on the apron. The odds are stacked against LRI now, as Stuart is out of it, and both of the Bruisers look like they are just getting ready! VD is a fighting champion on fire, as the TV Champ puts his all into this fall, taking on both men and holding his own! VD off the ropes and Paddy catches him, holding him for Sean to lariat him, only for VD to duck out of the way, Sean nailing his own partner! Sean looks on in disbelief, only to get clotheslined over the top by VD. VD heading to the top now.. No way, what is he going to do? Tope con giro onto both of the Bruisers by VD! It looks like he caught most of that on Paddy, whose head hit the railing and there is blood everywhere. Medics rush down to the ring to check him out as VD rolls Sean back in. Sean, irate at his partner's injury is a house on fire as he explodes on VD, with rights and lefts, leaving VD into his corner. The ref is outside, checking on Paddy as VD is begging off in his corner, begging Sean, fists ready to please show him some mercy.. Sean looks around to the crowd who is urging him to knock that bastard out! Sean moves in and VD ducks down, only for Stuart to muster up enough strength to pull himself up and reveal his lighter -- FIREBALL! FIREBALL ON SEAN! I DON'T KNOW IF HE GOT IT AS BAD AS LAST TIME, BUT HE GOT IT! Stuart slumps back over as he is pushing VD, telling him to make the cover.. VD crawls over and drapes himself ontop of Sean... The ref sees this and slides back in... 1.....2......3! LRI picks up the second fall! Stuart is still hurt, it looks like, and both of the Bruisers are in rough shape. This match could easily be all in the hands of VD Dod now! VD picks up Sean and is calling for the finish, he launches himself off of the ropes and nails the STO Bomber! He covers.. 1....2...2.99! Sean kicks out, just barely! It seems like wearing those bandages saved him from a brunt of that fireball, but he still looks out of it. VD now picking the limp Sean up and levels him with a DDT! He could have the win here, but he isn't going for it.. He picks Gabriel up by the hair again, and is calling for another one.. AND DRIVES HIM DOWN HARD! He isn't just looking to win, he is looking to destroy Sean Gabriel here tonight! Paddy Baker has pushed the medical staff off of him, a bandage of his own hanging off of his head, the crew now finished taping him up as he storms back into the ring as VD is going for a third, and what could have been fatal DDT on his partner. Paddy from behind with a huge headbutt, then locks VD into the Fuyuki Stretch! He isn't the legal man but who really cares, he is stretching the life out of VD! Stuart is mustering himself up to his feet, and with all of his power launches himself off of the ropes and nails Paddy in the back of the head with the Burning Lariat!! Paddy lets go of VD, as VD staggers from Baker's grip, and right into Gabriel's! Sean rolls him up with the cradle!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!!! THE BRUISERS HAVE DONE IT! WE HAVE NEWWWWWWW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
The ref presents the titles to an awestruck Sean Gabriel and the groggy Paddy Baker, as LRI look on in disgust, VD attending to Stuart, trying to explain what happened and why the Celtic Bruisers are walking off with their belts. The fans are standing and applauding as Baker and Gabriel strap the belts on and raise their hands, as tag team wrestling in WILD has reached a new era -- the era of the Celtic Bruisers.
Now we move onto our main event for the evening, a match with lots of emotions involved in it. Just last week Spunk turned on everybody and joined forces with Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee, two of his mortal enemies, and attacked his former proteges in YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka. YUSUKE demanded he be allowed into this tag tonight, so he could prove a point, and the ever-arrogant new trio had no qualms with this, letting it be known that they could defeat 12 men if they had to in one night. Dante Black looks both angry and hurt from last week, as his big chance at a title shot was taken from him when Fiero and Lee attacked him at a public warm-up session held for the media and fans, leaving him a mess for Jack Dod to pick at and destroy. This match went all over the ringside area, with the ring unable to contain all 7 men. The heel trio did everything in their power to not play fair, evening the playing field in their favor. Lee evened up the odds in the match when he mugged Dante Black using the LSD on the concrete floor, leaving the already injured Dante Black laid out on the floor. A medical crew had to gurney him out and rush him to the nearest hospital.
It was a straight 6-man tag from here, with the focus being on working over YUSUKE, as JB and Shady look on, frustrated, both by YUSUKE's spirit and pride, making him keep going instead of tagging, and for the absolute beating he is suffering at the hands of these three wolves. Finally when the tag is made to Blackhart he comes in and cleans house, JB igniting the crowd, only to get mugged from behind with a low blow from Fiero, sending him to his knees, and forcing him to quickly tag out to Shady. It was back to a group mugging mentality, with Shady having to make a few heroic comebacks only to get stuffed. YUSUKE tags himself in when Spunk is the legal man, in what proved to be a foolish decision, as Spunk is just slapping around YUSUKE, YUSUKE getting right up in Spunk's face and slapping him back, forcing Spunk to go into meltdown mode and just annihilate him with kicks, before finishing up the flurry with a big kick to the face. Fiero and Lee rush in and knock JB and Shady off the apron as Spunk holds the limp YUSUKE up by his hair, Fiero sailing towards him and nailing the Whammy Bar on YUSUKE! They all pick him up again and hand him off to Lee who drives him down with the LSD. YUSUKE is completely out of it now, as Shady and JB try to slide back in to make the save, only for Fiero and Lee to engage them, leaving YUSUKE at Spunk's sadistic hands. Spunk licks his lips as YUSUKE tries to fight to his feet, but cannot make it. He makes it up to all fours and Spunk rushes him, booting him in the face before rolling him over and placing one knee on his chest and outstretching his arms as the ref forces himself to count to 3. This one is over and there are bodies EVERYWHERE.
We have another medical team out here, as well as Shogo Otsuka attending to YUSUKE whom is not moving, as the trio stands over and ceelbrates before heading to the back, leaving Shady and JB to check on their fallen partner and curse.
1. Bobo Gomez (12:10 - MUSO) HOCK
2. WILD Junior Scramble: Billy Hollywood (14:30 - Ring Out) Juan Leche vs MIRYOKO vs Paradigm vs shaDow vs Hando vs Kyle Walker
3. Dan Sommers (11:34 - Alabama Nightmare) Sit
4. Pro-Wrestling WILD Tag Team Championship 2/3 Falls: The Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(O)/Paddy Baker) (34:11 - Small Package) LRI (C) (Stuart/VD(X))
5. Spunk(O)/Tommy Fiero/Brian Lee (23:09 - SFK) Jason Blackhart/Shady/Dante Black/YUSUKE(X)
11.18.2007
11.18 WILD TV
11.18 WILD TV
We kick things off in pure WILD fashion as Jason Blackhart comes down to ringisde, and JB looks mad. As he should be, its been week after week now where JB has been at the mercy of the Dods. Last time we saw him he was put into a mismatch against Ronnnie and Caleb, then Jack dod actually cost him the match, then laid him out for however many weeks in a row with the Dodsmack. One has to believe that is why JB is out here, and it is as he is calling Seamus McFadden out here, and here comes Seamus. JB is demanding that tonight he gets his match with Jack Dod and finishes this once-and-for-all. Seamus cannot oblige, he says that Jack Dod is busy tonight with Dante Black, and that if JB doesn't watch out he might never get his shot. Well, as you can imagine this didn't sit so well with Blackhart, neither did the cheap shot Seamus took at him when JB was staring him down. JB with a quick boot to the gut and Seamus is begging off now, but JB has a look of FIRE in his eyes! STUNNER! STUNNER ON SEAMUS! JB isn't done, big uppercut on Seamus and he goes down -- MOOSE STRAGULATION~!!!! SEAMUS IS FLAPPING AROUND LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER! Finally they've pried JB's vice-like grip off of Seamus and accompanied him to the back.
That was intense, and now we move on to the first match of the evening, as Sit takes on Fat Lip. It was a back and forth match, but the cast was simply too much for Sit, as he goes down to a CAST SHOT and the Blackslide from Fat Lip. From there its on to the next match, as Shady faces off with the eccentric Billy Hollywood. This match was everything that you'd expect from the two, with Hollywood molesting Shady, but this just pissed Shady off. Shady fought back hard and the ShaDy-D-T was enough to put Hollywood away.
Now we go backstage and Seamus is LIVID. Seamus is backstage with Dan Sommers and HOCK, them trying to calm Seamus down as he is cursing the name of Blackhart and threatening to suspend him. Sommers seems to think that its a bad idea, and that he could crush him, as does HOCK. This gives Seamus an idea, as he proposes that tonight Sommers will get his shot at Jason Blackhart, and that he wants Jason Blackhart's BLOOD. If its not Sommers, it'll be somebody else, but he wants BLOOD -- so he proposes a $50,000 reward for taking Blackhart out!
Now we cut up to Dante Black warming up for his big match tonight, one of the bigger in his career and many believe that tonight could be his night to be on top again! He is training backstage in the training ring we have set up with some very lucky fans who won our PW-WILD.COM contest to get to hang out with Dante Black and HOLY SHIT! Its Brian Lee! Dante doesn't want to risk injury tonight and slides out of the ring, heading towards the locker room and FIERO FROM BEHIND! WHAMMY BAR! WHAMMY BAR! And Fiero isn't done, he locks in the Lock of Rock and he will not let go, this might be very bad for Dante, it looks like he is OUT of it! Finally we get some help back here, but it looks like Dante is hurt and hurt BAD.
Now Fiero and Lee are heading out here next for their match against YUSUKE and Shogo, two of Spunk's closest friends. Haddes catches up to YUSUKE and Shogo pre-match and asks them what exactly is going on with Spunk, and they both say that they don't know, as nobody has spoken to him in the past few weeks, that he has locked himself up and turned his phone off. But they both agree that when he is ready to talk he'll talk, and that they both have the upmost faith in him that he was just frustrated and will make ammends.
The match is underway now, and VIO fought their hearts out, but TOMMY LEE were just too much to overcome. Lee working over the legs of Shogo, but taking a bit of damage to his arms by Shogo as well. The finish comes when Fiero nails the Whammy Bar on YUSUKE to take him out of the picture, then nails it on Shogo, then locks in the Lock of Rock, Shogo refusing to tap out and eventually passing out in it! After the ref is able to pry him off of the fallen Shogo, Fiero sends him crashing off the ropes and BAM -- tosses him up into the air and catches him with the Whammy Bar! WAIT! ITS SPUNK! SPUNK HEADING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! TOMMY LEE backing off and -- wait a minute! Saikyo Face Kick on Shogo! YUSUKE is looking on and doesn't know what to make of this, there is a look of absolute disbelief in his eyes as he is mouthing 'why' at Spunk, and Spunk doesn't care, as he picks him and and just dumps him right onto his fucking head with what we can only explain as a modified FF!
Spunk shakes hands with Fiero and Lee and heads to the back, after spitting on his fallen former-comrades and the crowd is just livid here -- Spunk has sold everybody out!
We move onto our next match now, but not before checking in with the medical crew attending to what looks like the front lines of a warzone, as YUSUKE and Shogo are being attended to as well as Dante Black, the doctor is telling him that it would be in his best interest to NOT compete tonight and Dante is having none of that, he is fighting the doctors off, and has ripped the neck brace they had him in off, he looks like he is here to fight and won't listen to reason.
Now we move on to the JASON BLACKHART BOUNTY MATCH. This one was a lot closer than anybody would imagine, as Dan Sommers made a name for himself here tonight, taking it right to Blackhart and never getting intimidated by JB, the legend. JB with fists of fire, headbutts of fire and, well, everything OF FIRE. The Stunner wasn't enough to put Sommers away, and eventually it came down to a test of wills, when JB uses the big uppercut again right into the MOOSE STRANGULATION~! Sommers won't tap, he won't tap and the ref has called for the bell, he has called this match as he doesn't want to see Sommers ruin his career by refusing to tap out! Sommers looks livid, but rather out of it.. He finally regains his composure and JB is playing for the crowd, he turns around -- DEAR FUCKING GOD ITS THE ALABAMA NIGHTMARE! GOOD LORD I THINK HE GOT ALL OF IT, JB IS OUT!! Here comes Seamus, and he is demanding Druid counts Blackhart down after he is through with him.. We now have Sommers standing back and letting Seamus have his way with him... This is sick, JB kicks out, but is this even a match? Sommers helping out, and its 2-on-1 against a hurt Blackhart... WAIT! IS THAT!? ITS SHADY! SHADY HELPING JB OUT! SHADY-D-T ON SOMMERS! He drops a legdrop on Seamus and helps JB to the back, Shady and JB, this is nuts!
Now we move onto a match that is all about vengeance, and about a hope for the future.. Last time we saw Stuart Robinson was when he threw a fireball at the face of Sean Gabriel, and last time we saw Sean, he was getting medical attention and Baker swore he'd get his revenge and get them a rematch for the belts! The match that we saw was just brutal, as Baker, while not exactly the most comfortable with weapons grabbed a barbed wire bat from Stuart and was swinging wildly at him. Until BAM, he finally nails Stuart a few times, busting him wide open! From there it was a matter of both men trying to survive. The finish came when Baker gave Stuart the Inverted Piledriver onto a fucking PILE OF CHAIRS! Absolute brutality.
Now we move onto the main event, as Dante Black is slinking his way to the ring, looking completely out of it, compared to Jack Dod, sporting Jake Dod's VEST and the title as he makes his way to the ring. It was all-out wild at the start, but when it spills to the outside it was not good for Dante, as Dod nails a huge piledriver on the outside! Dante made a few spirited comebacks after that, but after the attacks he has suffered, there was just no way, as when the Dodsmack happens, the curtain falls. 1...2...3, then Jack Dod hits it AGAIN and locks in the Four Figure Leg Lock! He is looking to make sure Dante Black knows who beat him. Finally the ref pulls him off and he heads to the back as the fans applaud Dante as he tries to pull himself up... Wait.. WAit.. NO.. NOT..NOW.. Spunk, Fiero and Lee up on the ramp, and it looks like they are heading down to the ring, and here comes some refs trying to stop them, and its all out mayhem! Big double powerbomb on Dante! Dante trying to fight back AND HE EATS A SFK!! But that isn't enough, Spunk picks him up and just drives him down with that modified FF again! This is just.. Spunk hasn't just turned his back on everything, he has joined the darkside and is teaming with two of the sickest men in WILD history, as all 3 are laughing and circling around Dante as the refs have finally formed a barrier over him, protecting him.
We kick things off in pure WILD fashion as Jason Blackhart comes down to ringisde, and JB looks mad. As he should be, its been week after week now where JB has been at the mercy of the Dods. Last time we saw him he was put into a mismatch against Ronnnie and Caleb, then Jack dod actually cost him the match, then laid him out for however many weeks in a row with the Dodsmack. One has to believe that is why JB is out here, and it is as he is calling Seamus McFadden out here, and here comes Seamus. JB is demanding that tonight he gets his match with Jack Dod and finishes this once-and-for-all. Seamus cannot oblige, he says that Jack Dod is busy tonight with Dante Black, and that if JB doesn't watch out he might never get his shot. Well, as you can imagine this didn't sit so well with Blackhart, neither did the cheap shot Seamus took at him when JB was staring him down. JB with a quick boot to the gut and Seamus is begging off now, but JB has a look of FIRE in his eyes! STUNNER! STUNNER ON SEAMUS! JB isn't done, big uppercut on Seamus and he goes down -- MOOSE STRAGULATION~!!!! SEAMUS IS FLAPPING AROUND LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER! Finally they've pried JB's vice-like grip off of Seamus and accompanied him to the back.
That was intense, and now we move on to the first match of the evening, as Sit takes on Fat Lip. It was a back and forth match, but the cast was simply too much for Sit, as he goes down to a CAST SHOT and the Blackslide from Fat Lip. From there its on to the next match, as Shady faces off with the eccentric Billy Hollywood. This match was everything that you'd expect from the two, with Hollywood molesting Shady, but this just pissed Shady off. Shady fought back hard and the ShaDy-D-T was enough to put Hollywood away.
Now we go backstage and Seamus is LIVID. Seamus is backstage with Dan Sommers and HOCK, them trying to calm Seamus down as he is cursing the name of Blackhart and threatening to suspend him. Sommers seems to think that its a bad idea, and that he could crush him, as does HOCK. This gives Seamus an idea, as he proposes that tonight Sommers will get his shot at Jason Blackhart, and that he wants Jason Blackhart's BLOOD. If its not Sommers, it'll be somebody else, but he wants BLOOD -- so he proposes a $50,000 reward for taking Blackhart out!
Now we cut up to Dante Black warming up for his big match tonight, one of the bigger in his career and many believe that tonight could be his night to be on top again! He is training backstage in the training ring we have set up with some very lucky fans who won our PW-WILD.COM contest to get to hang out with Dante Black and HOLY SHIT! Its Brian Lee! Dante doesn't want to risk injury tonight and slides out of the ring, heading towards the locker room and FIERO FROM BEHIND! WHAMMY BAR! WHAMMY BAR! And Fiero isn't done, he locks in the Lock of Rock and he will not let go, this might be very bad for Dante, it looks like he is OUT of it! Finally we get some help back here, but it looks like Dante is hurt and hurt BAD.
Now Fiero and Lee are heading out here next for their match against YUSUKE and Shogo, two of Spunk's closest friends. Haddes catches up to YUSUKE and Shogo pre-match and asks them what exactly is going on with Spunk, and they both say that they don't know, as nobody has spoken to him in the past few weeks, that he has locked himself up and turned his phone off. But they both agree that when he is ready to talk he'll talk, and that they both have the upmost faith in him that he was just frustrated and will make ammends.
The match is underway now, and VIO fought their hearts out, but TOMMY LEE were just too much to overcome. Lee working over the legs of Shogo, but taking a bit of damage to his arms by Shogo as well. The finish comes when Fiero nails the Whammy Bar on YUSUKE to take him out of the picture, then nails it on Shogo, then locks in the Lock of Rock, Shogo refusing to tap out and eventually passing out in it! After the ref is able to pry him off of the fallen Shogo, Fiero sends him crashing off the ropes and BAM -- tosses him up into the air and catches him with the Whammy Bar! WAIT! ITS SPUNK! SPUNK HEADING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! TOMMY LEE backing off and -- wait a minute! Saikyo Face Kick on Shogo! YUSUKE is looking on and doesn't know what to make of this, there is a look of absolute disbelief in his eyes as he is mouthing 'why' at Spunk, and Spunk doesn't care, as he picks him and and just dumps him right onto his fucking head with what we can only explain as a modified FF!
Spunk shakes hands with Fiero and Lee and heads to the back, after spitting on his fallen former-comrades and the crowd is just livid here -- Spunk has sold everybody out!
We move onto our next match now, but not before checking in with the medical crew attending to what looks like the front lines of a warzone, as YUSUKE and Shogo are being attended to as well as Dante Black, the doctor is telling him that it would be in his best interest to NOT compete tonight and Dante is having none of that, he is fighting the doctors off, and has ripped the neck brace they had him in off, he looks like he is here to fight and won't listen to reason.
Now we move on to the JASON BLACKHART BOUNTY MATCH. This one was a lot closer than anybody would imagine, as Dan Sommers made a name for himself here tonight, taking it right to Blackhart and never getting intimidated by JB, the legend. JB with fists of fire, headbutts of fire and, well, everything OF FIRE. The Stunner wasn't enough to put Sommers away, and eventually it came down to a test of wills, when JB uses the big uppercut again right into the MOOSE STRANGULATION~! Sommers won't tap, he won't tap and the ref has called for the bell, he has called this match as he doesn't want to see Sommers ruin his career by refusing to tap out! Sommers looks livid, but rather out of it.. He finally regains his composure and JB is playing for the crowd, he turns around -- DEAR FUCKING GOD ITS THE ALABAMA NIGHTMARE! GOOD LORD I THINK HE GOT ALL OF IT, JB IS OUT!! Here comes Seamus, and he is demanding Druid counts Blackhart down after he is through with him.. We now have Sommers standing back and letting Seamus have his way with him... This is sick, JB kicks out, but is this even a match? Sommers helping out, and its 2-on-1 against a hurt Blackhart... WAIT! IS THAT!? ITS SHADY! SHADY HELPING JB OUT! SHADY-D-T ON SOMMERS! He drops a legdrop on Seamus and helps JB to the back, Shady and JB, this is nuts!
Now we move onto a match that is all about vengeance, and about a hope for the future.. Last time we saw Stuart Robinson was when he threw a fireball at the face of Sean Gabriel, and last time we saw Sean, he was getting medical attention and Baker swore he'd get his revenge and get them a rematch for the belts! The match that we saw was just brutal, as Baker, while not exactly the most comfortable with weapons grabbed a barbed wire bat from Stuart and was swinging wildly at him. Until BAM, he finally nails Stuart a few times, busting him wide open! From there it was a matter of both men trying to survive. The finish came when Baker gave Stuart the Inverted Piledriver onto a fucking PILE OF CHAIRS! Absolute brutality.
Now we move onto the main event, as Dante Black is slinking his way to the ring, looking completely out of it, compared to Jack Dod, sporting Jake Dod's VEST and the title as he makes his way to the ring. It was all-out wild at the start, but when it spills to the outside it was not good for Dante, as Dod nails a huge piledriver on the outside! Dante made a few spirited comebacks after that, but after the attacks he has suffered, there was just no way, as when the Dodsmack happens, the curtain falls. 1...2...3, then Jack Dod hits it AGAIN and locks in the Four Figure Leg Lock! He is looking to make sure Dante Black knows who beat him. Finally the ref pulls him off and he heads to the back as the fans applaud Dante as he tries to pull himself up... Wait.. WAit.. NO.. NOT..NOW.. Spunk, Fiero and Lee up on the ramp, and it looks like they are heading down to the ring, and here comes some refs trying to stop them, and its all out mayhem! Big double powerbomb on Dante! Dante trying to fight back AND HE EATS A SFK!! But that isn't enough, Spunk picks him up and just drives him down with that modified FF again! This is just.. Spunk hasn't just turned his back on everything, he has joined the darkside and is teaming with two of the sickest men in WILD history, as all 3 are laughing and circling around Dante as the refs have finally formed a barrier over him, protecting him.
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