8.28.2007

Coming Soon.

Fo' Realz

8.22.2007

Sommer-Time in Alabama (Dan Sommers Promo)

"You don't know me," a slow, shaky voice booms as we fade up. The scene is on the edge of a river bed, Dan Sommers standing on a few rocks looking out over the rushing river, Seamus McFadden, can in hand in an uncharacteristic black suit standing behind him. "Or maybe you do, but y'all will know me, thats for sure." He strokes the WILD International Championship slung over his shoulder as McFadden laughs.

"Ya see, Dan mah boy took his place in the stars," McFadden motions with his hands towards the sky in a circular motion. "He took the only remaining title youse had -- the WILD International Heavyweight Championship, right out of the hands of that shell of his former self, Sean Gabriel," Dan laughs out lout as McFadden joins him.

"This," Dan pats it again, proudly buffing it with the bottom of his tattered, sleeves-ripped-off flannel shirt. "This is what sep'rates me from the likes 'o y'all -- that I'm a winner, an y'all, well, ya ain't!"

The video plays of Dan's turn from many moons ago in Spunk Pro, as he hoists his partner, Hobo Joe onto his shoulders and cracks him with the Alabama Nightmare, leaving him in a bloody heap on the ground, being stretchered out.

"People sez I was losing it, that I ain't all right in the head, cracking my part'ner like that," he spits some black spit into the river. "I wadn't losing not'ing, what I was doing was breakin' free an' showin' the world I ain't gonna be no joke no mo'," he spits again as Seamus nods furiously.

"It was a breaking out for the times, a regular butterfly blossoming out of a worm and destroying everything in it's path!"

Another video airs, this one a one-by-one, slow-motion breakdown of everybody who has tasted the Alabama Nightmare in Spunk Pro in the past months since his turn; Hobo Joe, Bobo Gomez, Shogo Otsuka, YUSUKE, Spunk, Sean Gabriel, and lastly Paddy Baker, only that time coming down from a huge B.A.D. from Big T. One by one their skulls meet his knee with a loud crack.

"My knee is justice, my knee is the wrath of the south, the wrath of Alabama," he pauses. "My wrath will be felt, an' if you don't know me by now, when I step into that ring, you will know who I am. I ain't given no shit who you are, no McLanahan, no Dod, no Gabriel or anybody gun' stand in my way. This here belt is just the beginning," he laughs again. "Because when the Alabama Nightmare hits, you ain't gun' wake up."

8.21.2007

Jason Blackhart

Nicknames: The Purple's Champion, 1337 H4x0r, Deceptimoose, Chaos Bringer, JB!
Name: Jason Blackhart
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 257 lbs.
From: Philadelphia, PA
Date of Birth: July 22, 1977
Theme Song: "Chaos Bringer" or JD's "Heart Full of Black" remix, I can never decide on these things...

Finisher:
Decepticon Driver (Bull's Poseidon)

Specialties:
Soundwave Stunner (SC Stunner)
Moose Strangulation (Anaconda Vise)
"WOO!" Senton
Simpsons Christmas Boogie (COOL Dance)

Other Signature Crap:
The Purple's Elbow
Britney Spear (Skewer Spear)

Titles Held:

Pro-Wrestling WILD Heavyweight Championship
- won April 6, 2003 over Spunk in league final
- lost August 10, 2003 to Spunk

GWF World Championship
- won November 2, 2002 over Fire Pro Supermark in tournament final
- lost January 12, 2003 to DaGrinch

D-Crown Championship
- established on February 26, 2004
- vacated January 1, 2007 after a grand total of zero title defenses

PCW Tag Team Championship (3x)

8.20.2007

Dan Sommers



Nicknames: Alabama Dan
Name: Dan Sommers
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 267lbs
Hometown: Cedar Bluff, Alabama
Date of Birth: April 12, 1975
Theme Music: Yankee Doodle (From Deliverance)



Finisher:
- Alabama Nightmare (Go2Sleep)
Specialties:
- Backdrop Suplex
- Reverse DDT
- Lariat
- Sitout Powerbomb

Championships:
WILD International Heavyweight Championship (6.29.07 - Sean Gabriel)

Sean Gabriel



Nicknames: Irish Dandy, Emerald Isle Bruiser
Name: Sean Gabriel
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 233lbs
Hometown: Waterford, Ireland
Date of Birth: March 16, 1970
Theme Music: Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills



Finisher:
- Cloverplex (Fisherman Suplex)
Specialties:
- Backdrop Suplex Hold
- Jumping Piledriver
- Texas Jab
- Cloverhold (Indian Deathlock)
- Fucking People Up

Championships:
WILD International Heavyweight Championship (7.19.06 - Eddie Swan -- 6.29.07 - Dan Sommers)
Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship (with Paddy Baker)

Kyle Walker

Handler Name/Aliases: OrochiGeese

Edit name: Kyle Walker



Alter Ego: Justice Kai - (PIC)
Height: 172 cm/ 5 feet 8 inches
Weight: 68 kg / 149 pounds
Date Of Birth: June 6th, 1986
Hometown: Deadwood, South Dakota
Fight Style: Junior
Return Style: Junior
CRITICAL! Style: Finisher Only
Special Skill: None

Finisher:

"Sky-Walker" (450 splash)

Specials:

"Kyle Crab"
(Elevated Boston Crab)
"P'd off K" (PK)
Running to corner jumping forearm
Post Diving Cross Body Block

Other Noteworthy Moves:

Flipping dropkick
Cross Body Block from ring apron
Golden Left
Running jumping forearm

FPR Sequences:

1) "Golden left" -> "Kyle Crab"
2) "Sky-Walker" -> Pin
3) "P'd off K" -> Pin

Alignment: Face

Entrance Theme: "Isle of Rock" (King's Quest VI remix by DarkApocrypha)


Personality:

Kyle is a hard-working man who is used to giving it his all in every aspect of his life. His lifelong work on the family farm instilled discipline and patience in him but he is also guided strongly by his own moral compass and knows when patience must give way for drastic action. On that note, he is extremely EXTREMELY protective of his sister, who in turn, is the same way towards him. While Kyle is not a violent man by nature, he has shown how far he can go in protecting his sister's health and HONOR when it is in jeopardy.

Speaking of nature, Kyle knows that natural ability can only go so far as he was born athletic but also rather small for an athlete (and certainly the average pro wrestler). He hates being held back by his own lack of size but uses that frustration to push himself harder to compensate. He is a tough competitor who never gives up even in the darkest of circumstances and has pulled out many a victory in a wrestling ring, or basketball court, when his opponents reasonably expected him to be down to his last shreds of energy and chance. Kyle Walker would be the perfect embodiment of the phrase..."Its not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, it's the size of the fight in the dog"...if not for the fact that he was a man and not a canine. Aside from that inconsistency, the truism fits him like an S sized shirt...much to his chagrin as he really figured he'd be at least an M size by the time he hit 21. But hopefully thanks to OrochiGeese's workout plan for him, Kyle will at least increase his muscle mass as he continues his career.


Career Biography:

Kyle Walker received immediate attention in the pro wrestling world due to the fame of his older sister Robin (Holly) of OG-Joshi and the keen eye for talent that is OrochiGeese. During a visit to her family over the holidays, Holly and Geese realized that Kyle had the spirit of a pro wrestler and encouraged him to pursue that path when he seemed interested as well. They even helped him gain immediate employment in spite of his upcoming local job which he was less then enthusiastic about.

But while Geese's connections got Kyle his first opportunity, it was his abilities and drive that allowed him to shine all on his own and earn his spot. Within just six months of his professional wrestling debut in the Valiant Wrestling Alliance (VWA), he had impressed his fellow wrestlers and fans with his "never say die" attitude and tremendous heart. In fact, despite his rather small stature. Kyle made it through something of a gauntlet that was set up by OrochiGeese to test his mettle. He managed to earn his share of the VWA Six Man Tag Team Championships while filling in for an injured member of Team VWA at the last minute.

But with the future of VWA uncertain, Kyle began looking for other places to ply his newfound passion. OrochiGeese offered him a full spot in the UBL but Kyle did not feel he was ready yet as he wanted to avoid charges of nepotism due to Geese's close ties with Holly. Kyle wanted to join UBL when he had proven himself elsewhere so that there was no doubt he belonged in whatever fed offered him employment, whether they knew him personally or not. He insisted on going somewhere besides UBL.

OrochiGeese respected Kyle's decision and was able to help him find two other promotions to wrestle in. Kyle became a member of the Dragon Isle Pro Wrestling fed as well as the resurgent Pro Wrestling WILD where OrochiGeese had become infamous in the United States. However, it was clear from the actions of the previous few months that Kyle was not headed down the same violent path as Geese. But what is still unclear is exactly what are Kyle's motivations and goals in the world of pro wrestling. And how far can he continue his amazing rookie year momentum into his two new homes of DIPW and PW-W?

Titles Held:

VWA VWA Six Man Tag Team Championships - Won titles: 8/11/07

8.19.2007

Kyle Walker debut promo

*Fade in to Orochi-O's Inc, a familiar building for a PW-W promo. And a familiar sight awaits those who have clicked this link as none other then the PW-W "Kaiser of Chaos", Kaiser Wilhe...OrochiGeese is facing the camera with a concerned look in his eyes.*

OG: "I know we've had our...share of problems. I've certainly come across in a way that perhaps was a bit selfish. I've done things that maybe I've grown to regret. But today is a new day and I'm here with a great opportunity for you."

*Wait, huh? Is Geese actually talking to the PW-W audience through the camera or is...

NO! The angle of the scene changes ever so slightly and we see that Geese was talking to a young man! Hey that young man looks familiar, who does he resemble? Perhaps his older sister, OG-Joshi World Champion Holly Walker!? Yes, that he does! And its revealed (by me) that OrochiGeese is speaking with pro wrestling rookie SENSATION, Kyle Walker!*


Kyle: "Geese...I know why you did what you did with the Curs. You tried to make me stronger. But when you brought in Pumu-"

OG: "Kyle, that's in the past. Let us move forwards. I already apologized to your sister for how I treated the situation and I'm extending the same courtesy to you. Apology is not an art I have mastered nor is it one I practice often, so I suggest you make do and listen to what I have to say now. For I have a grand opportunity for you."

Kyle: "I'm listening."

OG: "As you may have heard, Pro Wrestling WILD has opened its doors again."

Kyle: "Yeah, Holly mentioned something to me about that. Apparently she wanted to know if "skunk was returning to pour some dijon dressing all over some kind of polar bear." But I probably misheard that."

OG: "No, that sounds like something she would say. But the fact is, as a longtime PW-W alumni...and DOMINANT force, my Orochi Army has been offered a spot on the new roster. However, due to that very dominance I speak of and the destruction that we have wrought in the past, we have only been offered ONE spot for now. You see, Orochi Army was instrumental in bringing down PW-W just as we brought down McPro. And as foolish as Spunk is, he didn't want to risk having the resurrected PW-W die again, within a week, by bringing us ALL back."

Kyle: "Understandable."

OG: "Now Kyle, I see you still squirming a bit in your seat as you speak with me. It is clear you are still not entirely comfortable with my explanation and apology for my actions in the VWA. So right now I am prepared to do something that I sincerely hope makes it all better."

*OG stops talking and milks the silence as Kyle moves up in his seat a bit in anticipation*

OG: "I want you to have that Orochi Army slot. I want you to return to PW-W in my stead."

*Kyle is silent...or rather, awestruck*

Kyle: "You want...you want ME in your place!? But PW-W, that's your thing-"

OG: "Wrestling in PW-W has taught me more then I could ever possibly convey in words, and so, I seek that you learn what I have learned, master what I have mastered in the same environment."

Kyle: "That's too generous of you, Geese. I mean...that's TOO generous of you. What's the catch?"

OG: "The catch is that you give your best efforts and that you at least compete under the Orochi Army group title. Since you have shown yourself a man of valor, I am confident that your sportsmanlike actions will remove the strict limitations PW-W has placed on us. You show yourself to be the competitor you did in VWA, and you will open the doors for the rest of us here. Meanwhile, you can continue your wrestling education with some of the very best in the world. Men who have wrestled me, men who have even defeated me. You can only become better by facing the best, Kyle. And in PW-W, you will do just that. And you will do it with my support."

*Kyle looks absolutely ecstatic*

Kyle: "Geese...I don't know how to thank you."

OG: "Just agree that everything that happened in VWA between us is water under the bridge."

*Kyle moves forwards and shakes Geese's hand with a smile*

Kyle: "Everything from VWA is forgotten. We're cool again, just like I know you are with my sis."

OG: "Excellent. Now, I know you are also preparing for your start in DIPW but I'd like to help your training. So starting next week, you will be training in the Orochi Army gym with the rest of us. We are currently putting together a training regimen for you that you should find quite taxing, rigorous, and perhaps overwhelming. But that is exactly how you will find PW-W at first so we have to prepare you."

Kyle: "Hey man, I went through VWA, I know what it is to be in a warzone!"

OG: "Speaking of "the Alliance", word has it that Tommy Fiero will be returning to PW-W as well. Keep a sharp eye out for him, he'll no doubt want to get into your head again as he did before."

Kyle: "Tommy ain't so bad, Geese. I know you hate him, but remember what happened at Unchained?"

*OG grimaces and rubs his face in pain*

Kyle: "The part AFTER that. I mean when that Thunder Strike fellow came on the tv and said that he caused all the trouble between you and Tommy."

OG: "No, not ALL of the trouble, just some of it."

Kyle: "Point is, Tommy ain't the bad guy here, that Thunder Strike is. Heck, he even let Alicia Gordon attack my sis!!"

OG: "Yes, THAT will be avenged quite soon, Kyle."

Kyle: "If you don't do it soon, Geese, I will."

*Kyle looks dead serious as OG smiles broadly*

OG: "And THAT'S the Kyle Walker that impressed me so much when I first met him. You take that attitude to PW-W and, with a bit more training, there's no one that will be able to stand in your way."

Kyle: "Thanks Geese, I really appreciate this."

OG: "The pleasure is mine, Kyle. Watching you take the next step in your career should prove to be most satisfying. And congratulations again on your winning the Six Man Tag Titles. I must say, the last time I saw someone win a title so quickly after debuting, he was holding the GWF TV Title around his waist."

Kyle: "Yeah, I remember that all right. I saw it on tv actually. But the difference is that I didn't have to have my head shaved first to get the motivation to win some gold."

*Kyle smirks as he runs his fingers through his hair. Geese displays a fake grimace but then nods back laughing. Then he suddenly gets serious again as if he remembered something of great importance*

OG: "Just one more warning...if you see a Canadian wielding a 'chair of justice' ... avoid him."

Kyle: "No way Geese, I'm not afraid of Justice. I AM Justice Kai, after all."

OG: "Fine, then just be wary of bears."

Kyle: "Deal."

*OG and Kyle shake hands and Kyle leaves the office as OG continues making training preparations*