1.06.2008

1.6.08 -- WILD TV

1.6.08 -- WILD TV

HEY! It WILD TV time yet again! We kick things off with a big rematch from WILD Resolution.08, as Kyle Walker has his shot at vengeance at MIRYOKO for that loss. Kyle Walker through everything that he had at MIRYOKO, but the odds were simply against him here tonight, as the Ninja Express is always around, even if they aren't visible. This much rang true later on in the match, as Kyle Walker was perched up top, waiting to catch MIRYOKO when he stands up, only for a member of the Ninja Express to just pop up from the first row and he just tossed a shuriken! Shuriken to the ass of Kyle Walker! Kyle flies face-first onto the mat! MIRYOKO staggers to his feet and he locks in the Tight Fit! Kyle Walker has been forced to tap out here!

The second match of the evening is a strange one at that, as Spunk is facing off with his former mentor, Manakuro Marakuso. Spunk pinned YUSUKE at WILD Resolution.08, but it wasn't quite the most decisive victory ever. At this point, Spunk just looks like he is ready to rip somebody's head off, as he is not pleased with himself for not destroying YUSUKE. Marakuso has been retired for a while now, and is not in the best shape of his career, but he stepped up to take this match when he found out Spunk was looking for a match tonight. The match did not start off the way that Spunk wanted to, as he was seeing red and just charging in blindly, which puts him right into a series of stretches from the vet, Marakuso. Honestly, this wasn't the best thing for Marakuso, either, as soon as Spunk got the chance for a comeback, he did, and he didn't mince his actions -- he just went from 0 to 60 in half a second, landing a jumping high kick on Marakuso! Marakuso staggering around on the mat as Spunk charges at him as he is getting up, nailing him with a Saikyo Face Kick!! Marakuso is out of it, but Spunk doesn't look like he is done, as he is heading outside, and is trying to wrestle a chair from a fan, they are refusing to let go of it, and Spunk spits in the fan's face! The fan lets go and Spunk gets that look in his eyes as he stares at the fan, clenching the chair.. Oh no.. Oh no.. He isn't going to, is he? Marakuso is trying to claw his way out there to stop this, as Spunk looks over and sees this, a sadistic smile crosses Spunk's face as he winds up, then... Hands the chair back to the fan, wagging his finger at Marakuso as he walks back in, stomping on Marakuso, then picking him up and planting him with the MF-1! He makes a cocky cover and 1.........2...........3, this one is way over. Spunk getting right in Marakuso's face and is shouting at him, shouting that Marakuso can't predict what he'll do. Spunk then asks for a mic and calls out the champ, Jason Blackhart, telling him that the display he just put on should be concerning him as long as he is wearing that belt.

Now we go backstage, as we find Tommy Fiero and Brian Lee looking like they are up to no good as usual. And.. Uh oh, it looks like Fiero isn't happy with what happened in his match with Dante Black last Sunday, as both men barge into Dante's dressing room, only for a girl to scream out. We hear some muffled voices and Brian Lee walks out, as he stands in front of the door, preventing our camera crews from getting back there, and folks, we have no clue what is going on here... But Fiero just walked out of the dressing room with a teenage girl with what looks like a t-shirt over her head flung over his shoulder, he shouts at Lee for them to get out of there and both take off, as we are confused and concerned over who that girl was and what they were doing with her.

The next match is another stop on the road for revenge for Angelo Sabatini, who was out of action for weeks with a fractured jaw, and he is looking to take that International Heavyweight Championship off of Dan Sommers. This stop was HOCK, Sommers's tag team partner here in WILD, and this match was crazy, with HOCK just looking to go nuts (obviously), and Sabatini trying to slow the match down with some holds, working over the back of HOCK. HOCK's no-nonsense style ended up costing him the match, as Sabatini, emotional from being out for so long and looking to just destroy anything in his path. Sabatini grabbed a hold of HOCK with a bear hug and just refused to let go, locking it in so tight that HOCK actually passed out!

We cut back to backstage, as we catch up with Dante as he is sprinting back to his locker room, only to run in and right back out, cursing as he accosters crew members around the area asking where his sister is! There are no real answers for him, as nobody was on the scene when Fiero was there, so Dante takes off, going room by room calling for his sister... This isn't good.

After that, we have one half of the Tag Team Champions, a beaten and battered Paddy Baker, facing off with Ted Zannino of La Cosa Nostra. For those of you following WILD Saturday Night, you know of the rich history La Cosa Nostra has with the Celtic Bruisers, especially Paddy Baker. It went as far as to Baker's Mid-Continental Championship disappearing, with LCN has the main suspects. This match was like a throw back to the 80's and felt like it was coming from the Dallas Sportatorium in World Class, as both men were all bout hurting each other, stretching each other and making the other one hurt. Things were looking up for Baker as he locked in a sleeper hold, Zannino's own hold on Zannino, but Zannino was able to fight his way to the ropes. Things broke down as it headed to the outside. Baker is setting Zannino up for the Inverted Piledriver, and this could be curtains, but Bianco is on the apron, screaming at the ref and here comes Rick Briggs! Briggs clips the knee of Baker, and he just slipped something to Zannino! Briggs runs off at the scolding of new head ref Monitor, to regroup with Bianco, and while he is distracted Zannino just flattens Baker with some brass knuckles! Zannino rolls back inside and.. Well, this one is over, Paddy Baker has been counted out! La Cosa Nostra is putting the boots to Baker now, and here comes Sean Gabriel and Sit for the save! La Cosa Nostra are quick to bail out, as the tag champs collect themselves.

We catch up with Dante Black yet again, as he is still going room to room, and finally he comes across Brian Lee out in front of an unmarked room, and Dante doesn't stop to ask questions, just launches an all-out assault! We have a brawl breaking loose here, and they end up in the room as Fiero is standing over the girl, bound to the chair, screaming at her, only to be surprised by Lee and Dante brawling into the room. Lee slams Dante's head against a locker and Dante is busted wide open. He pulls himself up and sees his sister tied up in a chair with a Tommy Fiero t-shirt pulled down over her face, and, well, he sees green. I don't know if we've ever seen Dante Black like this before, as he just exploded! Dante is tipping lockers over, ripped the bench out from its bolts in the ground as Lee and Fiero have gotten out of the room. Dante is livid as officials are coming in trying to diffuse this, untying his sister and calming him down, and Dante is shouting that he wants both of them in a match tonight, he doesn't care about the odds, he just wants them both in that ring tonight! It looks like we have ourselves a handicap match later tonight!

From here we enter a huge rematch from Resolution.08, as Juan Leche gets another shot at the WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship against the newly crowned champion, Billy Hollywood. Billy barely pulls off the win at the PPV with a frankensteiner over a disheartened Juan Leche. This match started off at the same pace as the last one, with Hollywood looking to slow down and insult Leche, while Juan looking to keep himself flying or stretching Billy. Leche was truly 'on' tonight, as just about every high risk move he attempted was able to connect, notably a big twisting senton early on, and a springboard frankensteiner on Billy! Hollywood connected with a few Hollywood Drivers, but Leche kicked out of the first, and got his hand on the ropes for the second, leaving Hollywood upset at what he has to do to put Leche down this time. Hollywood going for the Star*Maker, but Leche slips out, still holding his arm and twists him up into a magistral cradle! 1!!! 2!! 3!! HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! Leche got him! Hollywood is screaming at the ref as MIRYOKO and the Ninja Express are on the apron arguing with the officials, but Juan Leche has won, as Leche bails out of the ring with the title in hand, Leche falling to his knees on the ramp staring down at the title -- JUAN LECHE HAS WON THE JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! The look on Billy Hollywood's face is one that is hard to describe here; it is one of both disappointment and a sadistic smile. I fear for what Hollywood's retort will be to this match...

One has to feel for Dante Black, but at the same time, getting tied up with Tommy Fiero does lead to these sort of situations. Fiero, a snake by all means will do anything to get what he wants, the same with Lee. Fiero is furious for what he calls a 'fluke' loss at the hands of Dante at the PPV, and this is his way of getting Dante's attention, well, he got his attention alright! This match saw Dante try to fight with valor, but the odds were just against him. He still got in some offense, but it was always getting cut off by Lee, until finally Lee hits the LSD on Black and Fiero pushes Lee out of the way, scrambling to scream in Dante's ear and lock on the Lock of Rock, forcing Dante to tap out to the hold. Lee is leaning back against the turnbuckle, watching it unfold as Dante has tapped out now, and Fiero refuses to let go of the hold, the ref is trying to pull him off, but Lee quickly tosses him out of the ring. More officials are coming out now, and Lee is keeping them all at bay as Fiero is making a huge statement with this sickle hold on Dante! Finally he lets go and Dante is just limp on the mat. Both men take off through the crowd as the locker room is emptying now trying to chase them off, and this is just not a pretty scene here, folks.

Now for the big one, again.. A huge, huge, huge rematch, as Jason Blackhart was able to disassemble the champ, Jack Dod at the PPV, finally hitting the Decepticon Driver on Dod and after months of chasing, concussions and hardship, Jason Blackhart is the new Unified WILD Heavyweight Champion! This, folks, is the result of Jack Dod's rematch clause. Jack Dod, livid at the loss quickly called for thsi rematch from Blackhart, and JB, fearless as he could be with the title in his possession was quick to accept. The match started off with Jack Dod refusing to wait for the bell, but this tactic against a man like Jason Blackhart might not be the best idea, as he quickly gets caught with a chokeslam and JB quickly locks in that Moose Strangulation! He isn't going for the win, he is just trying to piss off Dod, as Dod quickly scrambles to the ropes, clutching at his neck after JB lets go. Dod trying to recover as he reaches into his tights and pulls something out, this can't be good, and JB gets caught with what looked like a fork as he is trying to pick Dod up! JB is gushing blood now! Jack takes him up for a big stalling suplex and gets a 2 count on the champ. Jack is firmly in control now, but its JB fighting back with rights and lefts! JB flips Jack Dod off and quickly rolls him up with a schoolboy!! 1!!! 2!!! NOOOOOOOOO Jack Dod kicks out! We are 10 minutes in now and we have the Champ a bloody mess and Jack Dod frustrated.

Jack Dod tries to pick himself up, and JB has him in the corner and is raining down with headbutts on him, taking Jack to one knee, then finally down onto his back. JB with a few stomps for good measure on Jack Dod, as he picks Dod up, only for Dod to hit him right in the BOZAC with his fist while the ref was out of position! Jack Dod tosses JB against the ropes and SMACKS him with a back elbow. This is the pace that Jack Dod likes, as Dod makes a cover for only a 2 count. He picks JB up and slaps him across the face, well, that was dumb, as JB slaps him back and picks him up, bringing him crashing down onto his knee. JB, never one to allow a moment to dance to go to waste does the Simpsons Christmas Boogie! JB turns around to find Jack Dod running at him full speed and taking him down with a neckbreaker! Jack picks JB up, and slaps him across the face, and JB with a chop, only for Jack to kick him in the gut.. Kick -- Wham -- DODSMACK! He lays over the champ for the cover! 1...........2..........2.99999999!! Jack Dod cannot believe this! Jason Blackhart is truly immortal! Jack Dod is wasting time arguing with the ref here, he has Blackhart down he should capitolize, he turns around -- KICK -- WHAM -- STUNNER! STUNNER! 1!! 2!! 2.9999999999~!!!! The intensity of this match is just as much as it was at the PPV, as neither man is backing down! Both men off of the ropes, charging at each other and both lariating each other! Neither man goes down, JB calls for it again, and Jack Dod ducks it this time, and he follows up with a low dropkick! Jack Dod lets out a big WHOOO as he grabs the leg and locks in the Four Figure Leg Lock! He has it locked in, and JB is trying to claw his way to the ropes! Jack Dod is trying to pull him back, but JB is a fighter.. And JB gets to the ropes! Jack Dod has things at his pace again, just like he wants as he sends JB crashing down again with a side russian leg sweep. He sends JB to the ropes, but JB holds on, reverses and Jack off the ropes, and JB with a choke now! JB has lost it and is just choking away at Jack Dod!

Monitor shows why he was brought in to do this job, as he pulls JB off of the former champ and both men are back up. Both men are just slugging it out now, JB with some chops, Jack with a few fists, Jack with a schoolboy!!! 1!!! 2!!! NO~! JB KICKS OUT! JB quickly grabs Jack by the tights and flings him outside! JB quick to follow and backdrop suplex out on the floor! Jack Dod is crying out in pain as the Champ rolls back in, waiting for Dod to regain himself, Jack slowly pulling himself into the ring. He walks right back in to a big shoulderbreaker! JB exhibiting his raw power there as Dod's shoulder comes crashing across that big knee. WHOOOO~! Senton! The bloody JB calls for Dod to get up, as Dod fights his way up, only to get a huge kesa giri chop to the skull, knocking him right back down! He is calling for Dod to come back up, and Jack Dod with another low blow! That's one way to do it! He follows up with a big lariat and points at his head, he is calling for this one to be over, as he is going for the Four Figure Leg Lock again! He starts to turn -- AND JB BOOTS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Jack Dod going face first into the turnbuckle, he turns around -- AND RIGHT INTO THE DECEPTICON DRIVER! DD! JB drapes himself over Dod for the cover.. 1......2...........3!!! Its over! JB has retained the Unified Wild Heavyweight Championship here tonight in what was an amazing display from both men! JB calls for a Dr. Pepper, and the timekeeper tosses him one.

JB knocking back a couple of cold ones in the ring as the fans are all on their feet saluting the UWH Champion! There is a commotion in the crowd and a fan has just jumped over the barrier, wait.. Thats no.. He's in the ring.. High Kick on the Champ! That Spunk, what the hell is he doing!? He is calling for JB to get up, JB is slowly sitting him, trying to recompose himself, already a bloody mess and Spunk off the ropes and nails him with the running SFK!! this is not good.. This is not good! JB is completely laid out and vulnerable, officials are trying to come out, but Lee and Fiero are on the ramp treating every one that tries to come down with a fist to the face.. Jason Blackhart is just a bloodied heap in the middle of the ring, I don't know what Spunk is trying to prove here.. But he has proved it, just leave the champ alone already! JB is staggering up to his feet, pulling himself up with the ropes, falling back into the corner on jello legs, and Spunk charges right at him with a running high kick! He pushes JB up, perching him up on the top rope and.. Dear lord, what the hell is he planning on doing!? He climbs up and he makes a throat cutting motion, what is he going for!? He is hooking JB for a superplex it looks like, this isn't good, this isn't goo.. He has him up -- AND OH DEAR FUCKING LORD HE JUST BROUGHT THE CHAMP CRASHING HEADFIRST DOWN ONTO THE MAT! That was just sick, that is one of the sickest moves we've seen here in a long, long time, he just spiked Jason Blackhart to the mat. JB is completely out of it! Spunk stands over JB, putting one foot on his chest and grabbing a can of Dr. Pepper, popping it open and pouring it on JB's carcass as he flips him off, and what a visual for us to fade out on!

1. MIRYOKO (13:40 - Tight Fit) Kyle Walker
2. Spunk (4:22 - MF-1) Manakuro Marakuso
3. Angelo Sabatini (14:34 - Bear Hug) HOCK
4. Ted Zannino (25:34 - Count Out) Paddy Baker
5. Pro-Wrestling WILD Junior Heavyweight Championship: Juan Leche (17:49 - La Magistral) Billy Hollywood (C)
6. Tommy Fiero(O)/Brian Lee (11:03 - Lock of Rock) Dante Black
7. Unified Wild Heavyweight Championship: Jason Blackhart(C) (18:11 - Decepticon Driver) Jack Dod

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